Well, I prefer more comical songs, like Wierd Al Yankovic’s “Christmas at Ground Zero”, but my favorite is “Rusty Chevrolet” by a local group called “Da Yoopers”. It goes like this, and is sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells”:
RUSTY CHEVROLET
Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet
Down the road I go sliding all the way
I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire
Chorus:
Rust and smoke, the heaters broke, the door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio it’s ok
Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet
I went to the IGA to get some Christmas cheer
I just passed my left front tire and it’s getting hard to steer
Skidding down the highway right past the Negaunee cops
I had to drag my swampers to get the car to stop
(Chorus)
Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big blue cloud of smoke
People laugh as I drive by, I wonder what’s the joke
I got to get to Shopko to pick up the layaway
'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon in his big old Rusty Sleigh
(Chorus 2x)