I answer that, zombies are not be dead, but simply brain damaged
and i reply with , i will keep that in mind to respect your views on the matter when a zombie is coming down on you wanting to eat you alive or snack on your brain and remember that the zombie needs to be respected not killed.
I would want somebody to kill ME if I had the choice.
That is the general rule of thumb.
No worries will not happen.
Things that were said to be impossible, the world was thought to be flat, and that the sun revolved around the earth, along with plenty of other things, we would only be so lucky for the ZA to happen.
And it is fiction anyhow…
not true we have plenty of zombies that vote every time the presidential election comes around and plenty of zombies are currently in certain portions of our government here in the USA.
Seriously if I get bitten I do not want to wait around to become a zombie
well it seems that depending what generation of zombie does bite you , you are either instantly infected and you’re done for, or you have seconds to chop off the bitten limb ( if you are lucky to be bitten on a limb ) and then stop the bleeding and now you either limb around or only have one arm. an live.
Love Zombies <3
(and of course for all this is fiction…in case some readers are wondering at the “serious” discussion underway here)
This is a way more interesting , fun, and mine as well be a serious topic, considering; the horrible discussions discussing on why incest is bad, or if someone looked at a naked person on tv for 3 seconds if that constitutes a sin, or if cheating at a video game is a sin, or getting 10 people telling one poster who is considering the priesthood to go find a spiritual and or vocations director instead of informing the poster of the stickies on the forum and or actually trying to answer anything relevant in the posters question on the matter.
One cannot kill a person before such takes place.
A general problem for the zombie world, you get bit, you are going to turn , game over, but you are still human, so ya can’t take the easy way out as that would be suicide so ya gota suck it up till the very last breath and hope who ever is around you doesn’t wuss out and ends up bitten by you after you turn.
This is assuming Zombies are dead human beings.
So a " human " who smells of death, has rotting flesh, missing limbs, is eating human flesh or brains, can not speak but only moans, doesn’t die when you shoot it in the chest multiple times, has a dissconntected jaw or other disconnected limbs barely hanging on by ligaments, and does not respond to anything one says, has a chance of actually not being dead and is still considered human. ? * shrugs * alrighty then, so then if a being simply looks human, it is.
and for any serious zombie fan, one must start from the voodoo zombie and progress to George A. Remero movies, and or book up on the comic book The Walking Dead or better yet BONE up on the tv series coming back this fall to thus learn all the ins’ and outs’ the does’ and donts’ of how to survive the Z.A. .
Now the good stuff about zombies,
They - dont have to worry about what they are going to wear on a day to day basis.
" " - are an environmentalists friend as they don’t drive or consume hardly any natural resources.
- do not have any motives but to eat brains, wild animals, or at the minimum human flesh.
- will never try an rob you of any valuables.
- are excellent for target practice.
- would be excellent soliders as all you have to do is infest an enemy area with them an sit back an watch.
- do not require health care so in turn that would shoot down obama care.
- have the perfect look for halloween.
- have no political motives.
- do not get offended nor use political correctness.
( add more if ya want )
and do not forget to watch or rent
ZombieLand for more tips and tricks to survive the Z.A
( fyi if you are preparing for the Z.A and or reading actual books on the matter, you are sniffing too much glue. )