A Thread to Rhyme in

[CRV]

Get a breed you don’t have to comb,
Beagles are cute, cuddly and loyal!

A favorite hunting breed of the Royals…
Ghastly things those hunts.

 

[Autumn-Smoke]

The foxes need to pull some witty stunts
to outrun all those hounds. Go Foxes!!!

 

[Dougbro1]

But don’t put them in boxes!
That will limit their speed

 

[Convert3]

Their speed will be limited, indeed!
A fox must be permitted to run free.

 

[CRV]

A fox I once did see,
Poor thing was escaping a flooded creek.

 

[Divine3]

Oh, the fox went under–Yeek!
I screamed but behold he climbed onto a log.

 

[Convert3]

And he could barely see through the fog…
Then suddenly their was a rabbit! Lunch!!!

 

[Dougbro1]

I heard as he ate with a vigorous CRUNCH!
Too bad for the rabbit, but it made the fox’s day.

 

[CRV]

Then feeling full and sleepy down he lay
In his den with his tail curled around him.

 

[Minks]

Out in the field, coiled around the stem
Of a weird plant—a snake in the grass!!

 

[Hunho]

Examined under the glass
Not a snake but an old hose!!

 

[CRV]

Obviously needs replacing as the matter goes
Another purchase from the hardware store.

 

[yankeesouth]

Guess I will now watch my bill soar.
Bread and water until my ship comes in.

 

[Minks]

With my luck, it’ll be my skin!
With my poor frame a flailing anchor!

 

[Convert3]

As I board a plane for Kuala Lumpur,
My thoughts turn to longings for home.

 

[Divine3]

 

[CRV]

Where the deer and the antelope roam
Or maybe not, depending on where you live.

 

[IWantGod]

Where the deer and the antelope roam
Or maybe not, depending on where you live.

There lives a fox that owns a phone
Or maybe not, you know how magic mushrooms go.

 

[Dougbro1]

Too bad they only work on Mario.
These prepare him for that spiky-shelled turtle

 

[Minks]

Who loves tadpoles from Froggie Fertile!
Yum! Yum! Watch’em flee those turtle jaws!