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BartholomewB
Guest
A boa constrictor’s the best one to get,
But if it’s a cobra, look under the hood.
But if it’s a cobra, look under the hood.
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yankeesouth
Guest
Excuse me if you would,
I’d like to get by.
I’d like to get by.
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Divine3
Guest
But then you might have to sigh,
Have you ever driven boat?
Have you ever driven boat?
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CRV
Guest
No, so I can’t gloat,
Though I do get seasick.
Though I do get seasick.
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yankeesouth
Guest
To keep sailing would be tragic,
although flying is nothing to sneeze at.
although flying is nothing to sneeze at.
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CRV
Guest
Especially for a bat 
Their echolocation navigation system is amazing.
Their echolocation navigation system is amazing.
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Convert3
Guest
The lost are always seeking
The way, the truth and the light.
The way, the truth and the light.
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CRV
Guest
Hopefully from the light they won’t take flight
Grateful I don’t have wings…
Grateful I don’t have wings…
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Convert3
Guest
As the mockingbird sings
The sun descends over the horizon.
The sun descends over the horizon.
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BartholomewB
Guest
Well, look at the time, it ain’t surprisin’.
Let’s get a drink and then go home.
Let’s get a drink and then go home.
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Convert3
Guest
Hurt by tripping over a garden gnome,
And so I’ll have a reminder of a cast.
And so I’ll have a reminder of a cast.
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yankeesouth
Guest
Plenty of time now to think of the past,
and think of ways to stop the itch.
and think of ways to stop the itch.
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CRV
Guest
Not being able to do so can cause your skin to twitch,
Or that spot right between your shoulder blades that you just can’t reach…
Or that spot right between your shoulder blades that you just can’t reach…
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Convert3
Guest
Oh, yuck, I just pulled off a leach,
In the swamps I won’t swim,
Only on the ocean’s beach
The only concern there
Are the fish with big teeth.
In the swamps I won’t swim,
Only on the ocean’s beach
The only concern there
Are the fish with big teeth.
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Divine3
Guest
O could I eat some meat
being a vegetarian stinks
being a vegetarian stinks
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BartholomewB
Guest
Oh, look! Here comes the waiter with our drinks.
Have you decided what you want for lunch?
Have you decided what you want for lunch?
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CRV
Guest
Lunch? I thought it was brunch!
Losing track of things seems to be worsening…
Losing track of things seems to be worsening…
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Dougbro1
Guest
It can be avoided by simply listening.
Listening to your clock, if it makes noise.
Listening to your clock, if it makes noise.
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CRV
Guest
Ah, boys’ will be boys!
Anyone miss the tick tock from analog clocks?
Anyone miss the tick tock from analog clocks?
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Convert3
Guest
After a hard day working at the docks,
I’m ready to relax and sip some fine wine!
I’m ready to relax and sip some fine wine!
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