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But that might not happen, because that Cabernet Sauvignon is mine.
Oh no, the restaurant just closed.
 
Do you think it’ll be bulldozed?
I really need to go to the shops, if only I can find the motivation.
 
Well, there’s no sense in procrastination.
Better go fast, assuming you’re desperate.
 
You seem to be very considerate,
It’s sad so many people aren’t.
 
It wouldn’t be good if I weren’t.
If I weren’t, who would respect me?
 
Once heard a song about a boy named Sue,
Decided to be kind and not give that name to my son.
 
Worked hard, but didn’t get enough dough.
I better ask mom for more bread.
 
I know there are seven cardinal sins,
It’s the seven heavenly virtues that need to kick in.
 
Found a giant potato in the grocery store bin,
Do I want to eat it baked or mashed?
 
Baked as long as it’s not overdone therefore ashed.
I much prefer the small potatoes which I microwave.
 
Just don’t go serving them in the nave.
You see, they are an “after-church” snack.
 
MacDonald’s are known for their big Mac.
Why do we need food that gets larger and larger?
 
Maybe to prove that food’s a sufficient recharger.
Carbs are the way of the future to fatten.
 
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