A Thread to Rhyme in

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There’s no cell service down here, mate.
Maybe try a signal flare.
 
Shoot it as high as you can in the air.
Someone will see it, they’ll come to our aid.
 
Unless, of course the flare was homemade.
Then it might not even work.
 
Connect a winch, then, real hard, jerk!
Need to get it up out of the water.
 
Before the temperature gets any hotter.
Maybe there is hope after all.
 
Where are the cops? Trying to crawl?
Hope that flivver’s not hiding some crime!
 
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Don’t rush me now. There’s plenty of time.
We need to act with the greatest care.
 
You’re right! Let’s take time for prayer.
Dear Lord, bless those who owned this car.
 
May they know peace, wherever they are.
When was the accident? Years ago?
 
It had to have been! Good thing the water’s low.
Look how rusty! Hard to see when it’s overcast.
 
Here are the cops arriving at last!
Shall we wait and see what they discover?
 
Glad they’re here. They can work and we can hover.
Better they than us, who shall get all wet!
 
We ought to have brought a fishing net!
I’m getting hungry, how about you?
 
I’d love some spicy chicken stew!
I’ll have to run to the supermarket.
 
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Don’t run too fast, lest you cark-it!
Wouldn’t want that to happen now would we?
 
Would we? That we’ll have to see,
But we’ll run so fast, beyond your ability to catch!
 
What can I say that rhymes with shape.
Maybe I can use the word “crepe”.
Which is a fancy form of pancake.
 
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