Anti-Catholic Whoppers

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I live in the “bible belt”, so I’ve heard it ALL! The most bizarre thing I’ve EVER heard is that Catholics secretly sacrifice chickens and sheep during Mass. I have no idea where that particular person heard that one!
 
I had a Baptist friend ask me about the whole “black pope” thing a couple years back. I had never hard that one before. My husband’s response was that he thought there was a wrestler that went by that name. So I interjected the following speculation:

BTW, Joe, still not sure what you meant by the “Black Pope” thing. lol Personally I want to know more about the wrestler. Why the name? I mean, did he have a funny hat? Did he have signature moves like “the damnation” or “the reconciliator” or (ouch) the “excommunicator”? Does he preach the “doctrine of pain” and bring his “dogma down on people”?
;P.

It’s best to keep these things in the perspective they belong: absurd.

Very recently I came across a website explaining how Catholic believe the Pope is God. 👍

It goes to great length to explain this fabrication based on “facts”.

What I don’t understand is what possible purpose this kind of misinformation serves.
 
The_Fly said:
Inspired by the Anti-Catholic Whoppers article Anti-Catholic Whoppers and some of the threads I have read today, I wanted to know what are some of the best Anti-Catholic whoppers you have heard. And by best I mean the most ridiculous.

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In my case it was a tie…

I was told by an anti Catholic that the Catholic Church doesn’t teach that Christ is risen from the dead…and this was an EX-catholic that told me this. Ex catholics can be the most virulent, and intentionally dishonest anti Catholics on the planet.

I’ve read that the attempted assassination on the former Pope was actually staged by the Jesuits in diabolical conspiracy. They intentionally used a muslim shooter so that muslims everywhere would be guilt-induced to join the Catholic Church. After all these muslims joined Catholicism, they were to be used by the Vatican as soldiers in a new army, in a secretly planned war against Israel in an attempt to “get Jerusalem”.

I don’t know which whopper is bigger.
 
Michael_Francis said:
It’s okay… The member actually meant a link to the anti-Catholic site in question.

Banned Topics # 17 restricts: Links to blatantly anti-Catholic sites, except as a valid reference point for discussion.

That’s the difference, so carry on guys.
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Thanks Michael and everyone for the reponce to my question regarding the rules. 🙂

The one whopper that never seems to go away is the one saying the Pope is the AntiChrist which always makes me laugh
 
kepha1 said:
It’s against the rules to post the link. Vatican assinines (spelled incorrectly without losing the meaning) , this web site gives head line after headline of the most malicious hate propaganda I’ve ever seen. Probably an SDA site.
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If the most malicious hate propaganda you have ever seen is directed against Catholicism, then you need to open your eyes.
 
JackVk said:
What I don’t understand is how people like Lorraine Boettner and Jack Chick can call themselves Christians when they know what they say is utter baloney. Shouldn’t they know it is a sin to tell a lie?

And speaking of which, is Chick still kickin’? I know he is very old.
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Lorraine Boettner died in 1990.
 
MC_taters said:
If the most malicious hate propaganda you have ever seen is directed against Catholicism, then you need to open your eyes.
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The most vicious hate propaganda on the planet is that which defiles the sacred. So yes, the most vicious stuff CAN be anti-Catholic in nature. Perhaps not in content, but in spirit.
 
Jack Chick is a “dumb cluck”. Nothing else to know about him.
 
I’ve heard all of these and more. Can’t keep track of them anymore, weird, considering I used to believe most of them. 😊

I think I am getting pay back though recently b/c I keep having to defend Catholicism more and more from people who still believe this stuff and it is mentally and emotionally exhausting. Plus, since I am not a theologian and I don’t have the gifts of people like Scott Hahn I feel I’m not doing the Church justice in my defense.

Sadly comes mostly from my family.
 
The_Fly said:
Inspired by the Anti-Catholic Whoppers article Anti-Catholic Whoppers and some of the threads I have read today, I wanted to know what are some of the best Anti-Catholic whoppers you have heard. And by best I mean the most ridiculous.
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Pretty much everything Jack Chick says. I think I remember something in one of his tracts saying tha the pope had a “super-computer” with everyone’s names, religious affiliation, age, location, etc… in it. 😛
 
FaustinaClare said:
I’ve heard all of these and more. Can’t keep track of them anymore, weird, considering I used to believe most of them. 😊

I think I am getting pay back though recently b/c I keep having to defend Catholicism more and more from people who still believe this stuff and it is mentally and emotionally exhausting. Plus, since I am not a theologian and I don’t have the gifts of people like Scott Hahn I feel I’m not doing the Church justice in my defense.

Sadly comes mostly from my family.
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Pray to the Holy Spirit for help and you will do great. Plus actions speak louder than words. 🙂
 
babylonsfalling said:
In my case it was a tie…

I was told by an anti Catholic that the Catholic Church doesn’t teach that Christ is risen from the dead…and this was an EX-catholic that told me this. Ex catholics can be the most virulent, and intentionally dishonest anti Catholics on the planet.

I’ve read that the attempted assassination on the former Pope was actually staged by the **Jesuits in **diabolical conspiracy. They intentionally used a muslim shooter so that muslims everywhere would be guilt-induced to join the Catholic Church. After all these muslims joined Catholicism, they were to be used by the Vatican as soldiers in a new army, in a secretly planned war against Israel in an attempt to “get Jerusalem”.

I don’t know which whopper is bigger.
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Why is it always the Jesuits???:rolleyes:
 
Annabelle_Marie said:
Why is it always the Jesuits???:rolleyes:
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1holycatholic said:
Do a Google search on Jesuit evil.

The first page of search results are chock full of absolutely bizarre conspiracy theories.
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Yeah, I know, the Jesuits have been blamed for just about every evil on the planet. I think the reason for such slander stems from the fact that they are a religious society whose charism includes being devoted to the papacy in a very special way, so some have accused them of being the “storm troopers” of the various popes. And I guess those long black cassocks didn’t help either.

When The DaVinci Code came out, a lot of the Catholic conspiracy theories started focusing on Opus Dei, and I was wondering if they would become the new “bad guys” within anti-Catholic rhetoric (and maybe finally giving the Jesuits some respite from this). But I think the public’s fascination with Opus Dei died down with the rest of the hype involving The DaVinci Code.
 
EricFilmer said:
Yeah, I know, the Jesuits have been blamed for just about every evil on the planet. I think the reason for such slander stems from the fact that they are a religious society whose charism includes being devoted to the papacy in a very special way, so some have accused them of being the “storm troopers” of the various popes. And I guess those long black cassocks didn’t help either.
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The man who is behind the Site that "can not be linked to" is described on the title page in his book with the same name as the site “that can not be linked to” as a White Separatist American Freeman Dispensational, Fifth Monarchy, Seventh-Day Baptist-Calvinist, what ever that is. I guess he is like Voldemort in Harry Potter, he who can not be named with a site that can not be linked to.
 
William_Pitts said:
The man who is behind the Site that "can not be linked to" is described on the title page in his book with the same name as the site “that can not be linked to” as a White Separatist American Freeman Dispensational, Fifth Monarchy, Seventh-Day Baptist-Calvinist, what ever that is. I guess he is like Voldemort in Harry Potter, he who can not be named with a site that can not be linked to.
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Thanks I needed that.
 
  1. Catholics are buried with booze bottles in the caskets.
  2. Catholics keep the dead for five days before they have the funeral.
  3. Tall churches with lots of steps are built so that the children of the nuns, fathered by the priests, can be hidden and never seen.
  4. There are tunnels connecting these secret children’s wards that go “all over town” so the children won’t ever be seen. (And that’s the TRUTH!)
  5. In 1959, when boys were quitting high school to earn $40/wk (more than their fathers who worked for the same factories)—that’s a total of $2,080.00 per year, BEFORE taxes—the story was going around that when a Catholic boy and girl got married, the Church gave them $20K to go into business, but if a Catholic boy married a Protestant girl, he only got $5K to start his business, and a Catholic girl who married a Protestant boy got zilch! Oh the injustice of it all!
  6. Also in the '50’s: Nuns (in habits) are really priests who have a scalp disease and are hiding their problem, which is probably syphillis or gonorrhea, from the public.
7: Priests shake incense around to hide their booze breath.
 
105lynne said:
I live in the “bible belt”, so I’ve heard it ALL! The most bizarre thing I’ve EVER heard is that Catholics secretly sacrifice chickens and sheep during Mass. I have no idea where that particular person heard that one!
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That explains the awful noises, I always just thought that it was the congregation singing.

-Prophesy
 
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