Anti-Catholic Whoppers

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Not to mention the one where Catholics eat fish on fridays because the Popes family were fishmongers:D
 
Just stumbled on this one. Apparently Jesuits are responsible for the belief in the rapture and the whole “left Behind” series. :eek:

God gave a specific warning in His Word that the Catholic Church would change His laws as well as prophetic and other times. Through Jesuit priests commissioned by the Catholic Church, they are responsible for the manufactured prophecy in regards to a seven-year tribulation period that in the last few decades has spread like a plague throughout the world with the help of Satan and other fallen angels. This has successfully been achieved by the enemy by perpetuating a lie over the centuries that has been spread by top selling books and even fictional movies that people take as Gospel truth. The “left behind” series is one classic example of this. Incredibly, a large and growing number of people continue to believe this lie as a result. To find out more, you can read one of the web sites on the truth of the so called Secret Rapture or Rapture Truth.

Also we “deleted” the second commandment. Never mind that we include it with the first since it is the SAME thing.

There is some really sick stuff out there.
 
InspiritCarol said:
Just stumbled on this one. Apparently Jesuits are responsible for the belief in the rapture and the whole “left Behind” series. :eek:
God gave a specific warning in His Word that the Catholic Church would change His laws as well as prophetic and other times. Through Jesuit priests commissioned by the Catholic Church, they are responsible for the manufactured prophecy in regards to a seven-year tribulation period that in the last few decades has spread like a plague throughout the world with the help of Satan and other fallen angels. This has successfully been achieved by the enemy by perpetuating a lie over the centuries that has been spread by top selling books and even fictional movies that people take as Gospel truth. The “left behind” series is one classic example of this. Incredibly, a large and growing number of people continue to believe this lie as a result. To find out more, you can read one of the web sites on the truth of the so called Secret Rapture or Rapture Truth.
Also we “deleted” the second commandment. Never mind that we include it with the first since it is the SAME thing.

There is some really sick stuff out there.
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Seriously, where do people get this stuff???

You know, if they wanted to blame us for something truly diabolical, they should charge the Catholic Church with creating the false doctrine/practice of sola Scriptura… after all, Luther was a validly ordained Catholic priest… 🤷
 
Tiberius1701 said:
You know, if they wanted to blame us for something truly diabolical, they should charge the Catholic Church with creating the false doctrine/practice of sola Scriptura… after all, Luther was a validly ordained Catholic priest… 🤷
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Now there’s a real whopper 👍

-Prophesy
 
Oh boy, where to begin? I hear these mostly from militant atheists such as Dawkins and Stephen Fry (whom without being mean, I really, really loathe) who hate religion, particularly Catholicism so much they are willing to make it illegal as seen in their philosophy. I’m not saying all atheists and liberals are like this but alot of them are and because of them and the Masons, morality fell and so did the influence of the Church.

The biggest whopper I heard was that atheism is more moral than Christianity. Atheists pretend that morality was ‘made’ by them when in fact, as anyone with even the faintest knowledge of history knows, the Church had influence on morality more than atheists ever will with their enlightenment rubbish. The Church furthered justice, She taught about love, She taught free will, She taught forgiveness, etc… all things which make a good Catholic. Alot of atheists deny that love is anything special, that it is only an urge of the body, as if it were something which comes when you only feel like it.

Not only did the Church contribute more to society than atheism but atheists themselves by their actions prove themselves to be way worse than Catholics when it comes to any form of abuse. The French revolution outlawed Catholicism and, if you wanted to stay ‘catholic’ you had to swear an oath to renounce the Pope, something which is irreconcilable with Catholic doctrine. Convents were desecrated and Priests and religious weren’t allowed to wear religious dress. And they accuse us of being a ‘thought police’. When Italy got ‘unified’ (illegally at that), Priests and religious were killed as were convents desecrated (thats not including the thousands of innocents Garibaldi and his stooges killed in their rampage, be they Protestant or Catholic), with the Papal States were usurped from their LEGAL leader, the Pope. Thats not mentioning the atrocities of atheistic communism everywhere, even though atheists don’t include Communism as they hold that it was a ‘corruption’ of atheistic belief Even though alot of atheists are socialists).
 
One of my favorites is “The Church is responsible for every war and pestilence in history. The Church has killed more people than any organization ever.”
 
Stanselmdoc said:
One of my favorites is “The Church is responsible for every war and pestilence in history. The Church has killed more people than any organization ever.”
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The Common Cold, a secret Sacrament of the Catholic faith hahaha

-Prophesy
 
The quintessential one: The Catholic Church is against science.
 
Pius XII was Hitler’s pope and didn’t do anything to help the Jewish victims of the Holocaust.
 
There are three things hidden in the basements of the Vatican:
  1. Hoards of gold, being kept to await its rise in price. [Funny how it hasn’t emerged in view of the recent rise in the last few years.]
  2. Vast cellars of wine, being kept to await its rise in price.
  3. Bodies of aborted babies of nuns who had affairs with priests [this one was already mentioned about a monastery].
 
I am envisioning a Random Catholic Myth generator/list website, a la chuck norris facts…, anyone? 😃
 
sedonaman said:
There are three things hidden in the basements of the Vatican:
  1. Hoards of gold, being kept to await its rise in price. [Funny how it hasn’t emerged in view of the recent rise in the last few years.]
  2. Vast cellars of wine, being kept to await its rise in price.
  3. Bodies of aborted babies of nuns who had affairs with priests [this one was already mentioned about a monastery].
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  1. A super computer
  2. A training facility for assassins.
-Prophesy
 
My father got this from his anti-Catholic co-workers:

“There is a TOP SECRET plan in the Vatican to ____________________.” [Fill in conspiracy theory.]

[If it is TOP SECRET, how did the conspiracy theorist know about it?]
 
Spencerian said:
…Dan Brown himself actually declared in press conferences that his books were based on fact…
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So were other fictional stories. In 1981, there was a made-for-TV movie based on a fictional story, The Winds of War, but the claim can be made that it too was “based on fact”:Fact: In the late 1930s, world politics begin to head in a dangerous direction.

Fact: In Europe, Germany rearmed and proceeded to annex several border countries into the Reich.

Fact: Italy attempted to establish a Facist Colonial Empire under Mussolini

Fact: The war in Europe started when Germany invaded Poland.

Fact: The Empire of Japan waged a major war with China.

Fact: The Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941.

Fact: Hitler made grandiose speeches.

Fact: Lots of people suffered.

etc.
You see? While the main story was fiction, we can say it was “based on fact”.
 
This is all within the past couple of weeks…
  1. Catholics sacrifice aborted babies in the mass.
  2. The Pope is pressing the US government to pass mind control laws with which he would control our minds.
  3. The Pope is a proven sun-worshipper and worships satan.
  4. The Pope plans to baptize extra-terestrials, yes aliens, that have been hiding in the vatican.
  5. The Catholic Church is the illuminati.
  6. Satan has posessed all of the Popes.
  7. Catholic saints did not perform miracles, it was the work of the devil and his demons.
  8. The Catholic Church secretly started the protestant reformation to purposely divide Christians.
Crazy huh?🤷
 
Oh ya, one guy told me that the Catholic Church funded the holocaust…
 
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