The worst part about all of this is how silly this fight really is. First of all, we are NOT living in Germany under Hitler and IF anybody on here has Jews hiding in their attic they really should let them out and explain to them that they don’t need to hide in your attic anymore as the year is 2012 and they are safe to leave now. (If they really like your attic however, feel free to rent it to them at a good rate.

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On a more serious note, how is this for how I would answer the question by Nazi’s if asked: (in very sarcastic tone, rolling eyes.) “Please, I hope you are kidding me, you think I would let vermin into my house?”
Not only have I not lied, but I have just made the Nazi’s have less of a reason to suspect me, as in their minds I am a good little German who hates Jews. The truth of the matter however is that in real life, if the Germans were asking you, they already suspect you, and are going to come in and look no matter what you say. Even IF they were just randomly going house to house asking this, they would not be listening to the words as much as looking for body language that would give you away. The truth is I doubt I could pull off my sarcastic answer very well under those circumstances.