At war with the squirrels

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Kinda figured from that last thread you’d know what that is. Someone close to you (who would probably like to share but is unable) knows them well. He’d make my war with the skwerl s look like child’s play. I,m thinking Rangers or Beret.
Welcome to the war. 😃
Well, he shares what he can as long as it isn’t classified or confidential 😉 You know, be careful with that thing. If you can’t remember, assume the claymore is pointing towards you for safety.
 
Just took another look at your rodent and I hope he has a Federal Licence for that full auto belt fed “thingy”! (I refuse to use assault weapon because nobody really can define one) I know from his firepower that I’m gonna have to negotiate a few of those Claymore jobs in order to keep from being overrun.
BTW, can I get them shaped like a rock so they match the landscaping and reprinted to say “front toward skwerl”?
 
Well, he shares what he can as long as it isn’t classified or confidential 😉 You know, be careful with that thing. If you can’t remember, assume the claymore is pointing towards you for safety.
I hate to risk having the moderator catch me going off topic on this thread, but I’ll do it anyway. I’ll be praying for his safe return and thank him for his service to our country!!
 
Oops, I typed “rabbit” instead of “skwerl” once in the joke. Dunno why I did that. 😛 😊
Not a problem whatsoever. My wife puts them in roughly the same catagory. The skwerls chew on my siding and the wabbits eat her flowers so they are both considered the enemy 👍
 
I hate to risk having the moderator catch me going off topic on this thread, but I’ll do it anyway. I’ll be praying for his safe return and thank him for his service to our country!!
Thank you so much! And God bless you for your sence of humor. It’s so nice to have a laugh and forget about the real world for a little while. He is currently stateside but is leaving soon again. Unless you can recruit him into your army for this war instead! You’ve got a couple weeks to make your case for an EOD tech (explosive ordinance disposal) AKA Army bomb squad. He might be helpful. Used to be a gunner in a transportation unit before he went to EOD school. He can drive, shoot AND blow things up!
 
Thank you so much! And God bless you for your sence of humor. It’s so nice to have a laugh and forget about the real world for a little while. He is currently stateside but is leaving soon again. Unless you can recruit him into your army for this war instead! You’ve got a couple weeks to make your case for an EOD tech (explosive ordinance disposal) AKA Army bomb squad. He might be helpful. Used to be a gunner in a transportation unit before he went to EOD school. He can drive, shoot AND blow things up!
If he’s stateside, then give him a big hug from his country and a bigger one from you. My cousin was in demolitions and went to Nam a few years before I did as an adviser. I ran into him and asked what an adviser did. He said he advised people to stay away from stuff because it would soon blow up :eek:

Ooops, gotta run. Something fury is out there and I better get it before your husband 🙂
 
Is it time for some no-cruelty (name removed by moderator)ut again from me?? :eek:

I was so happy thinking this was a non-violent measure 🙂
Darn, thought I could sneak that one by ya. I promise to be good…or at least better :flowers:
 
**Animal Symbol: The Squirrel **

The squirrel is a symbol meaning resourcefulness, the ability to change direction quickly, the ability to rise above danger and the peace of life in the woods for those who are ready to retire from a more strenuous life. The squirrel prepares carefully for the future (winter), but always has time to play! The squirrel family includes tree squirrels, ground squirrels, chipmunks, marmots, woodchucks, flying squirrels and prairie dogs.

Shipwrkd I believe that your Animal Symbol just might be related to your furry friends!!

:D:D

:hug1:
 
**Animal Symbol: The Squirrel **

The squirrel is a symbol meaning resourcefulness, the ability to change direction quickly, the ability to rise above danger and the peace of life in the woods for those who are ready to retire from a more strenuous life. The squirrel prepares carefully for the future (winter), but always has time to play! The squirrel family includes tree squirrels, ground squirrels, chipmunks, marmots, woodchucks, flying squirrels and prairie dogs.

Shipwrkd I believe that your Animal Symbol just might be related to your furry friends!!

:D:D

:hug1:
Awwww, Hmgbrd…did you make that up to make me feel guilty?? Well, it almost worked, then Bruised posted that FREAKY picture and I came to my senses :tsktsk:

Bruised…where in the world did you find a picture like that. I may have nightmares!:eek:
I may sleep with the loaded trusty Crossman at my side tonight. We are becoming an interesting lot…
 
Awwww, Hmgbrd…did you make that up to make me feel guilty?? Well, it almost worked, then Bruised posted that FREAKY picture and I came to my senses :tsktsk:

Bruised…where in the world did you find a picture like that. I may have nightmares!:eek:
I may sleep with the loaded trusty Crossman at my side tonight. We are becoming an interesting lot…
I found it on Pinterest. There are others but they look photoshopped. It’s supposed to be a halloween lawn decoration and it took me awhile to see it there was a squirrel.
 
I just wanted to say… Some of the posts in this thread are quite funny! 😃
 
I wanted to say… some of the post in the thread are quite… terrifying… :stretcher:
 
I wanted to say… some of the post in the thread are quite… terrifying… :stretcher:
Your right Kathrin, war is terrifying. The weather up here is finally allowing the snow to melt and a quick look shows me a nest of the rats in my newly built shed and a hole in the rear wall. My boat cover also has a hole in it showing another place they wintered. Lent is over and most of the snow is gone making retrieval of dead tree rats easier and my right index finger twitches each time I look at my new Gamo pellet gun. It’s spring and the little fury things are starting to look amorously at each other indicating a new batch will soon be terrorizing me and I better start thinking of how I’m gonna handle that. :confused:

My biggest barrier is Pope Francis who took his name after Francis of Assisi, patron Saint of birds and animals. There is some question as to whether Saint Anthony the Abbot is the main guy, but Francis is in the mix too. I wonder if The Pope ever looks in on CAF and may be able to give me some infallible teaching regarding skwerls causing damage.:rolleyes:

Your prayers would be appreciated. You can pray that they leave me alone and stop causing damage…or you can pray for a sharp eye and steady trigger pull. 😃

Happy Easter to all :flowers:
 
I can pray for peace in whatever way it may come. 🙂

Happy easter to you too!!!

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