Catholic conservatism on the rise as priest refuses funeral for 'sinner'

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Alan, as I stated in another post moral relativists are rigid because they will only accept moral truth as it conforms to their feelings, thus their feelings are their arbiter.
Then it isn’t relativism that makes them evil, especially if they are “rigid” or might I suggest “absolutist” in their insistence on making their own rules.

Relativism to me is when the truth depends on the circumstances. Moral relativism, as I understand you to say, is an attempt to coerce the truth to fit a certain prescription.

If that’s what you mean, I agree that it needs to be squelched, but please don’t blame it on relativism, as this is only a characature of relative thinking. It would be like saying “Catholicism is evil” because I see Catholics doing evil.

I can be just as evil using absolute thinking than relative. Satan can probably attest to that, I’m relatively certain.
The moral absolutist is more flexible because if it can be shown that the position held by the absolutist conflicts with the objective truth, they will change their position to match the truth.
Yes, the good ones are quite agile.

The next time someone tries to excuse their behavior to you, please consider this exercise.

Christ became sin to save us, so just because somebody is a sinner (which is just sin with legs) doesn’t mean they will not play a redemptive role in our own salvation. This is a test, from which we will see how pure we really are in our faith. We see somebody breaking the rules to which we “pride” ourselves on being obedient. We have been trained to believe that we are supposed to be “offended” by this.

Being offended, in my estimation, is not Christlike. What is being offended? Perhaps it is an expression of the despair one feels when one is scared another may hurt them because we don’t understand their thinking? The despair one feels when one cannot convince another to stop being a sinner?

Sure Christ became indignant but it seemed pretty much a one-time deal, and against a specific instance of evil.

Anyway here’s the experiment. When someone tries to justify his own sin, try believing the Holy Spirit is using that poor ignorant soul’s sorry estate, for your own edification. At this point, I assume we have verbally accused the sinner, and one might guess that at some level, no matter how hard we try to hide it, we are angry and frustrated at the sinner and think they need to be punished in the Name of God because of our being offended. We see their sin, and especially their attempt to justify it, as a direct attack on God, who needs us to become angry and indignant to protect Him from sinners. Sorry I got sarcastic there a second.

How is this possible?

Let’s give you a command. Thou shalt not judge.

Let’s add a few more. Love thy neighbor as thyself. Get the plank out of your own eye. Bless your enemy. Do not rely on human understanding. Turn the other cheek. Do not say to another, “I don’t need you.” I could give hundreds more examples, but they’re already listed in a popular Book so you can get the book and have all of them.

OK, then we all take tests, and prove that not only can we regurgitate these lessons, we can identify in hypothetical examples how they apply in terms of sinfulness.

Then we are faced with a real test. A sinner, right before our eyes. Now is our chance to prove that we can walk our talk. We are certified in theology, but are we capable of living it?

How we measure up to these lessons in an absolute sense, determines how well we pass this test. It’s easy to sit there and say that we love a person but do we really believe the lessons we espouse to the point that we do not condemn them in our hearts?

Alan
 
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fix:
Just for the record, I have never called Alan, or anyone here, a troll. I believe he was referring to another poster.
To the best of my limited knowledge, that’s absolutely true.

I was referring to another poster, who fancied himself Not In My Relativistic Camp, apparently.

No, fix called me a much more dastardly name, an “absolutist.”

Alan
 
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AlanFromWichita:
To the best of my limited knowledge, that’s absolutely true.

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Sounds like Alan is now a believer in absolute truth. Good job posters. 😃
 
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AlanFromWichita:
OK, I’m not sure, but probably can figure it out if I reflect a few minutes, precisely what you mean by “moral relativism” as opposed to “relativism.”

I am defending the term “relativism” as a non-dirty word. If you apply certain restrictions to it, then I have no problem with you using the word “relativist” within a narrowly defined context. That is, or course, to the degree that the term is accurately applied.
The term is not evil, but what it represents is an evil. Relativism may be associated with other issues besides morality. Those other issues do not concern our discussion. When we speak of moral relativism we are referring to the concept that there exists no universal truth that all men may know. It implies that we each are to decide what right or wrong is. If we each are the final arbiter then we may conclude that such things as torturing small children is a moral good, or that genocide is licit if you one deems it so.
 
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felra:
Uhmmm, …now that would be relative to what time zone?
Twenty years ago, some used to say, “it’s always 4:20 somewhere.”

While you are all partying, I’m kind of tired from all this loquacious giving in. Please pray for me that I can tear myself apart from the forums and stifle my curiosity to read this thread (which I’m horrlby behind) long enough to get these receipts entered and my checking account reconciled up to date before I so much as go anywhere on CA site again.

BTW, I love you all too! It almost seems like there’s a little bit of Christ in everybody! You are certainly good friends.

By good, of course, I mean in a relative way. I cannot judge you, but I can prefer you to other people. I do that to build your pride so you may fall with me. bwaha.

ha.

I laughed last, and I will be logged out before anyone else can laugh after me. It may be true that you do, but I cannot discover it unless I turn on the computer, against which I have a noble bond by way of asking you to pray for it, to do my best.

Well, it’s 4:53. Bye.

Alan

P.S. hahaha. names can’t hurt me. hahaha

and

ha! :rotfl:
 
Now it’s 5:33.

I just wanted to let y’all know I got my paperwork done as planned. Now my wife just got home so I’ll go visit her for a while.

Thanks for all the great banter! God willing, I’ll get back here soon to read more of it.

Alan
 
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felra:
Uhmmm, …now that would be relative to what time zone?
It depends on how fast you are moving away or toward the time zone in question. Now, if you are in the time zone itself…which I was sort of hoping you might be…then it’s time to strut your float.
 
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buffalo:
Alan - are you watching all this? - relativism played out real time on CAF.
I’m just now catching up on it. You guys are doing well. Your alleged relativistic veneer is pretty convincing. You guys are too intelligent to stay on that simplistic, boring, static, living-in-the-past absolutism kick. Come on over. You are so good at this I assure you, you could be the life of the party.

Most relativists would be amazed that you can say things they wish they could but didn’t know how. That way you can fool them into thinking you’re one of them, a wolf in sheep’s clothing as it were. Suddenly to charm them, like Paul, and you’ve won them and they don’t even mind you telling them off about their stupidity anymore. At that point they will be telling you, “hurt me again.”

I’m worried I might be helping to create monsters. 😛

Alan
 
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fix:
The proper approach to deal with this issue is endless dialogue. By dialogue I mean never pointing out objective truth, as this may make you feel guilty, and by speaking in a monotone that in no way will allow you to misperceive my constant expression of superficial empathy that should not be confused with the concept of true charity.
Now you’re really catching on to the techniques. Always plan your affectations, even if instinctively. It’s also sometimes useful to endulge in so apparent quick excursions into areas that are obviously very deep and important, but announce it as subtlely as possible. Perhaps an odd kind of a nod with your head as if you got a chill, preferably in the near peripheral vision so a little pseudo-mecanical component completely confused whether it was a physically or emotionally triggered activity. That keeps them in the belief that there are facts that they do not know, and that it would be improper to ask. In essence, a few bizarre head movement, a couple of sudden moments of forgetfulness where right in the middle of your story you look to the side and say, “um, excuse me a sec” then find your way back to the story without explaining why. Act like it’s some significant thing that was so profound you probably shouldn’t discuss it. The quickness and deftness and style you use can convey to the other party that you have issues way deeper than theirs, although you are controlling it to the point that they dare not mention your hunch back.

I had an professor for traveling waves who once picked up his calculator right in the middle of class and punched some buttons, when what we were discussing didn’t involve any numbers. He looked up at our puzzled expressions and put us at ease by explaining, “I just did something on my calculator,” then he put it down and went on with the lecture.

Keep them guessing. Let them know you are just crazy enough that they can’t predict you, but at the same time make sure they don’t fear you because of your unpredictability. If they fear what you may do because they don’t understand you that puts you in the dangerous situation because they could eliminate you out of fear you may do them or their loved ones harm. Kind of like it you think your friend was eying your wife, you’d wish he wasn’t there, one way or other.
Accept you as you are? Yes, all are welcome and that specfically means that you may sin in a manifest way that scandalizes others and I may never speak of it in a disapproving way because to do so violates the two great commandments given by God that I choose to interpet to mean anything goes as long as you say that is how it is.
Disapproving is judgemental. Informing and warning is not necessarily so.

The trick is to treat him like a brother in crime. After all, you’re both sinners so let’s not pretend you’re bringing him up to your shining standards. Besides, it takes a thief to recognize a thief, and to know when a person is a desperate thief or a purely evil thief. Address him as a brother in crime. “Hey joey, I think we make a great team, but what say we lay off telling kids it’s OK to be gay? Would you have a problem with that, because I have to tell you I’m all with you but that’s just a bit beyond where I’m comfortable with.”

If that doesn’t get results, you might have to escalate, “joey, I don’t feel comfortable around you.”

Of course, brothers in crime typically rate each other. A priest in our diocese who was a good friend of my ex-pastor named Fr. Larson, was convicted of molestation. I think part of the claims were true, but have second hand knowledge that the most spectacular that was in the papers every day were total fabrications. Of course those happened to be the leaders of the thing, having successfully energized the real victims to sign on too.

Very soon after he went to prison, other prisoners killed him. They were probably mass-murderers. :rolleyes:
I exist only if you think I exist.
I’m ambivalent as to whether you exist, so you are in limbo. Occasionally I get in the mood to consider you may actually exist, but unless you’ve expressed your preferences in writing, notarized, proclaimed ex-cathedra (and even then) I get to decide whether you have a change to exist in the future.

Alan
 
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buffalo:
You are aware that committees are the solution to everything. 😃
True, and the role of the committee is to figure out who’s going to design a new database to solve the problem.
 
Ani Ibi:
Oh! A novel addition to endless dialogue. Everyone babbling at the same time, paying no attention whatsoever to anyone else. Extra points for rude interruptions.
This must be what was wrong with me. My dad’s relatives were in Houston and Austin, my mom’s were in Louisiana, and spoke cajun French to exclude her from the conversation.

My dad said it used to drive him bonkers to attend a gathering of her cajun relatives. Eight people talking, nobody not talking except him, and somehow they all seem to understand what the others are saying.

Perhaps you could hire a cajun to do recon on these babbling gatherings to see if they say anything that THEY might need to be notified about.

Alan
 
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buffalo:
I think as a first politically correct agenda item - I propose funerals for everybody, with plenty of speeches about how “good” they were, and how absolutely sure we are they are in a better place. This even works for atheists!
Perhaps we can keep a national database of obit information. Social security data will populate the basic fields, then each person can enter a proposed epitaph, either by audio recording of by text for use in a text-to-speech converter.

All that has to happen is the hospital enters the social security number of the deceased, and the newspaper articles are kicked off, hymns assigned, and several sample epitaphs and gravesite comments are automatically generated by a computer program designed to blatanly and subliminally honor the sinner not only despite their sins, but because of their sins and the fact that they were “real” people. These could be automatically run via remote command at various theatres, and essentially the whole funeral can be automated, except maybe the Eucharist part.

Alan
 
Ani Ibi:
Oh jolly good! Do we have to be dead to get a funeral?
I think you can get a mock funeral for a fairly reasonable price, but you have to give the box back. They give discounts because it is an advertising gimmick to get relatives of sick people in who might later be making decisions at a very troubled time of their lives and are susceptable to paying 10,000 dollars for the actual funeral exercise and associated overhead.

Mock funerals are often used as therapy for people who are depressed. Sometimes they give a mild anesthetic that blocks their facial motions but still allows them to hear. The hope is that the mourners, as they file by will actually say kind things when they visit the body, thus building self-esteem. If they say negative things, it gives ammunition to be used against them later. These are the major reasons people get these procedures done, although there are vastly many others.

After the mourners leave and the anesthetic wears off, the dude washes off his makeup, changes back into his jeans. He is also given a videotape of the mourners from a camera hidden in the casket, so he can be sure to recognize who said what about him when they didn’t think he could possibly hear.

Alan
 
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