Coffee or coffee? The answer is Coffee!

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That model of coffee urn is popular with two-fisted drinkers…

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(That’s not me, by the way.)
 
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can you smell it

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Speaking of strong coffee…
I used to live near a KOA campground. They had a small general store and a few tables to sit at and enjoy their pretty good coffee. Two campers were there and ordered coffee and requested some extra packets of instant coffee. They were from Germany and thought American coffee way too weak for their taste, so they took the coffee and added packets of instant to get it up to strength! I like what I consider strong coffee but that sounded way over the top for me!

Just finished my after dinner coffee…it was delicious!
 
Saw this at the store today.

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StudentMI said:
Black as midnight on a moonless night, to quote Dale Cooper.
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I don’t know if this is the teaching instinct in me, or my subconscious projecting all the times I’ve been told to improve my brevity, but in my head I’m autocorrecting that perfectly nice sentence in red ink to:

Black as a moonless midnight.

Cut out two unnecessary words and one repetitious word there! You’re welcome, Dale Cooper!

googles Oh, You’re welcome, writer who wrote dialogue for fictional character Dale Cooper! (I presumed Dale was a famous author who would be uninterested in my pedantic internet markup of his sentence length. Turns out Dale will be even less interested than I thought, not existing.)

And that is my contribution to whatever this coffee thread is.

PS I agree with coffee. That’s my official stance.
 
By now you’ve realized that I am no longer the hot coffee you reached for with gleeful anticipation. I’m lukewarm, heading toward stone cold.

You curse me, failing to understand how you play a large part in this debacle. True, I could be iced so you could enjoy me longer. But I shouldn’t have to be the one to change! You said you liked me just as I was, so learn to deal with my flaws.

Here’s an idea; give me some more attention. It’s like being on a date with someone who looks at their phone the entire time. Savor those brief morning/afternoon/mid-afternoon/ill-advised night times we have together. Then I’ll maintain that hot persona that you’ve come to love so much.

I should point out though that, just because I’m not hot, it doesn’t mean I’m worthless. I don’t tell you how I like your body hair, so why do you get to dictate my thermal readings?

Double-standard much?

Fine, toss me aside. You’ll be back. Don’t worry, I won’t be bitter. I need you as much as you need me.

Sincerely,

Coffee
 
Honestly, I am drinking green tea right now (which is odd, as I don’t actually like green tea)
 
I DO like tea, just not that kind. It’s not that it’s terrible, I’ve just never acquired a taste for it. And also, it’s too late to drink coffee.
 
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