Curmudgeons Under Down

[Edmundus1581]

My ambitious (unrealistic) Lenten resolution days are behind me. I usually set the bar pretty low these days .

I’m starting to feel that the Curmudgeonarium is in good hands, and I can retire.

Call me if what’s-er-name (the seaweedy one) ever returns and you’s all need a bit of help.

 

[Gertabelle]

christofirst:

My ambitious (unrealistic) Lenten resolution days are behind me. I usually set the bar pretty low these days .

I’m starting to feel that the Curmudgeonarium is in good hands, and I can retire.

Call me if what’s-er-name (the seaweedy one) ever returns and you’s all need a bit of help.

Retire? Pfui!

Hanging around this place will shorten your purgatory.

 

[StephieNorthCo]

Actually, I thought that was the point of CAF in general.

 

[christofirst]

At the Hotel Curmudgeonarium, we are programmed to receive,
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave .

 

[Edmundus1581]

Retire? Pfui!

Hanging around this place will shorten your purgatory.

That’s a good point , plus there’s the opportunity to meet grumpy women.

 

[Edmundus1581]

At the Hotel Curmudgeonarium, we are programmed to receive,
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave .

Try singing that. It hurts

 

[Gertabelle]

Gertabelle:

Retire? Pfui!

Hanging around this place will shorten your purgatory.

That’s a good point , plus there’s the opportunity to meet grumpy women.

Yeah, be still my heart and all that.

Whenever you’re ready to cross the Pacific, buddy boy, we can have that first date – we’ll sit on the front porch, hold hands, and spray the neighborhood kids with water if they get too close to my lawn. Good times.

 

[Cruciferi]

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[Entwhistler]

Flirting on a curmudgeon thread? Now I’ve seen everything.

 

[Gertabelle]

Flirting on a curmudgeon thread? Now I’ve seen everything.

Meh. Curmudgeon flirting among the middle-aged is more like being scolding by your grandmother.

 

[Greenfields]

What is middle aged these days ? Has the year it hits moved up a few bars with longer life expectancy and delayed maturity for those young at heart? And does it vary from country to country?
Should I be wearing some kind of repellant ?

 

[StephieNorthCo]

Over here we call it deodorant, not repellant.

 

[oldgraymare2]

Should I be wearing some kind of repellant ?

LOLOLOL!!

I can think of different ways of answering this…

A repellent a day, keeps the Curmudgeonliness at bay!

 

[Greenfields]

Today for offering up:
Windy weather,
Dust,
Flies ,Allergy ,no coffee and now no car as my daughter is driving away.
Yay! more excuses to stay indoors and check CAF regularly…
(I blame Edmundas for using up all the rain in his state before he sent it
East to mine. )

 

[Greenfields]

My likes are doing a dissapearing act …they look pink and healthy one minute and vanish the next.
I wouldn’t mind some middle aged wisdom though OGM ,so it would have to be a selective repellant.

 

[Milt]

What is middle aged these days ?

75 I hope.

 

[DarkLight]

I’m pretty sure I’m still barely past being a teenager. Despite the part where I’m noticing that there’s a new decade coming up fast. Bah!

 

[StephieNorthCo]

Daggum kids!

 

[Cruciferi]

I don’t trust anyone over 30

 

[katy]

My ambitious (unrealistic) Lenten resolution days are behind me. I usually set the bar pretty low these days

Oh, I’ve learned not to be ambitious either. I did resolve to skip Candy Crush and read Cardinal Sarah’s book on Silence instead of wasting time on that stupid game. So what did I find myself doing last night? Argh.