Curmudgeons Under Down

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Our TLM has Latin/Spanish missals as well and Latin/English missals available in the pews. There is a group that prefers it to the Spanish Masses with guitars, etc. We also have Filipinos. As a matter of fact, our TLM is much more “diverse”😏 than our NO every Sunday. I think that might demonstrate something, but not sure what.
 
Daisy said:
I brought some pencils to feed all the crazy people here
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TO SHARPEN YOUR NOSE
This exercise also helps to build the muscles that are on the sides of your nose. All you have to do is smile, and push the tip of your nose upwards with your index finger. For best results, perform this exercise 20 to 30 times a day. Now don’t forget to chew on those pencils that @Daisy kindly gave you for your Dinner!

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Careful. I did that, but my nose fell off, and the dog ate it.
 
Whaaatttt? you mean you let it grow long! 😡 That is NOT in the rule book. You are meant to keep your nose short and tidy Curmudgeons way! Using the only specified Curmudgeons approved
Antique 1896 Planetary Pencil Pointer/Sharpener w/Drawer /A.B.Dick/ Cast Iron.

@Daisy Stephie needs more pencils for tonight’s dinner. HER Nose FELL OFF AGAIN!😩
 
🤥 I actually looked at face tightening excercise a while back on YouTube…I realised you can do lots of facial excercisers to hold back the ravages of time…but that was one I skipped…I think I laughed too much then realised the benefits of laughing were pretty good.
One of the excercisers is looking at the ceiling and chewing like a cow 🐮
 
Trying to sleep and there’s a mosquito buzzing at my face …happy now? 😡
 
Interesting to think of mosquitos there while everything here is frozen rock solid and we’re hoping the bone-biting cold kills off a bunch of bugs for the coming summer. Hope you got some sleep.
 
Hey, if you’ve been drinking Mudgie Coffee at the time, you will have all the extra stuff so they won’t have to splice frog or camillion DNA into you.
 
Thanks, I did …dreams full of adventures .I’ll think of you today Katie, as I swelter once again .It’s a beautiful cool morning so far.
 
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Mmmm. Delicious cigars 🚬
 
The Java Red has a slight cherry 🍒 aroma. I’m saving it for a warmer day. I bought the Java Mint for my Dad’s birthday. I just tend the cigars 😊
 
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Cigar paired with Beer 🍺 Delicious 😋
 
Greenfields said:
What strange things they are…like petrified chrysalids…
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I thought they looked like big sticks of chocolate. Or maybe dog poop.

And Katy, yes, you burn them. And if you really want to live the good life, you get a nice snifter of brandy. Light the cigar and get it going. Then you dip the end of the cigar that goes in your mouth in the brandy and then take a big draw of smoke. Repeat. Occasionally take a sip of brandy to clear your palate.
 
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Seeing those cigars with mint flavoring reminds me of the Broadway musical “Finnian’s Rainbow”. One of the side plots involves an African-American home-town hero who returns from college in the north after getting his Masters in Chemistry. His goal is to cross mint and tobacco to create pre-mentholated tobacco.
 
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