Curmudgeons Under Down

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You have obviously not met an Indiana/Canadian goose which is overstaying it’s welcome. They are aggressive and hiss and will attack if you get to close, and they think they can get away with it. Nasty creatures, and they leave droppings so that you can’t even walk where they’ve been. 🔫🍗
 
Let’s round up a bunch of these Canadian geese and dump em off at the next Indiana green peace convention. It will be ironic. Carve a hole right above the podium and then stuff them through.
 
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thank you for the promotion Gov, but that means more work 🤬🤬🤬

Who are those bums?!

I put beer in my coffee even though I’m a teen. Stupid laws 😡

Even though I am Filipino (asian), my friends say I’m hispanic. :roll_eyes:🗡️🚬🚬
 
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At the present time all we have are Canadian geese that decided our subdivision retention ponds make it better to hang out here and poop all over the ground than fly South as they used to. For some reason they are protected, even the eggs. I think we should have them for dinner, and not as guests.😡😡
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The geese are all over the place here as well, but so are huge murders of crows and they take the cake when it comes to dropping bird pies from the sky.
 
What if I use Dark Germanish ale in instead?

My family hasn’t fed you anything except for cream of wheat for 2 weeks. What drugs are you on? 🚬🚬🤨

My cousin is an Aussie and I have a good Aussie accent thank you very much 🤬
 
Tell him since he’s the one who smelt the weed, he dealt it. Can’t argue with that logic.
 
I sent a sample of American Beer to the lab once, and when the results came back it read “Dear Milt we are sorry to inform you that your horse has diabetes.” 🤣 🐴
 
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Daisy:
… a bird… flying out of a brilliant and lovely field. With a Superman power fist and a purse.
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Make it a cardinal and you’ve got yourself a sale!
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I thought only the pope could make someone a cardinal.
 
Gov’s coffee has given me indigestion even before the first sip.
Foggy mornings seem to be a trend here now ,foggy in the head and foggy outside 😴:crazy_face:
 
This gives me great ideas for entertainment at the reception!

“taking notes, taking lots of notes”
 
I should have swapped with you, I had some strange healthy super-foody -type shake mix from Aldis 😬
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Well the spiders were quite tasty. Reminiscent of Lobster. The Dino poop, on the other hand was just a bit too salty. Had to add a bit of garlic, and some lemongrass, and, oh yes, 3 of those nice thai peppers.
 
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