Dissenters: Why do you call yourself a Catholic?

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As much as it appears that you enjoy the idea of people being in hell (from the tone of your posts on the subject), let’s remember that Jesus told us that hell was created for the devil and his angels.
I don’t know how you read enjoyment into it. I’m just following logic:
  1. Using artificial contraception unrepentently is a mortal sin.
  2. Unrepentent mortal sinners go to hell.
If you accept the validity of the premises, you may infer the logical conclusion.

As to my remark about the size of hell, that was a “beta test” of the paramaters of the Catholic sense of humour. Based on your reaction, your parameters are tighter than mine; I suspect you would not find Monty Python or Saturday Night LIve funny.

Petrus.
 
I don’t know how you read enjoyment into it. I’m just following logic:
  1. Using artificial contraception unrepentently is a mortal sin.
  2. Unrepentent mortal sinners go to hell.
If you accept the validity of the premises, you may infer the logical conclusion.

As to my remark about the size of hell, that was a “beta test” of the paramaters of the Catholic sense of humour. Based on your reaction, your parameters are tighter than mine; I suspect you would not find Monty Python or Saturday Night LIve funny.

Petrus.
Here a good discussion on the properties of hell:

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyles Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that most people and their souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyles Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities.

  1. *]If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
    *]Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
    So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Celine LeBlanc during my Freshman year - that “it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you” - and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.
 
If Christ did not say that, knowing as history shows us the fallen nature of man and his willingness to promote disordered ideas, how could Christ justifiably claim to be a Good Shepherd if He did not leave a visible and authoritative Church before He ascended to the Father? The Holy Spirit could convict men to the point of overriding their free will, but plainly God did not choose to do that. He chose, based on 2000 years of consistent teaching, to leave a Church with an appointed head.
The fact that you cannot conceive of Jesus not starting a church in order to effect his purpose is not evidence. You are of course free ot believe what you wish. In either case, the teachings of Jesus remain the same.
Does it really matter when and how the words were added to the Bible? The Church assembled the Bible. It has been through Tradition held to be divinely inspired. Even if the words were added much, much later, does that mean Jesus did not say them? Why?
Actually it matters a great deal if one is attempting to discern to the best possible extent what our Lord did in fact say and what he meant. If the words were added later in the form of Gospel writings by the respective writers, and were not the words of Jesus, then yes it means Jesus did not say them. It is unlikely that we have verbatim texts of what Jesus said, since the actual writings were not written down into a present form until nearly 40 years later. Additionally, we don’t have any copies of the originals, the most original copies we have are from around 200 CE I believe. We have no idea what changes occured during that time of course. It may be that the words are exact as Jesus spoke them, but then we have 4 different versions of some events, with him saying somewhat different things, so it’s hard to imagine that all 4 gospel writers recalled EXACTLY his words. They recorded it seems the tenor of what he said and what they thought he meant. There are copies of various NT and OT documents wherein the writer warned scribes NOT to tamper with the words, so big a problem was error in those days, diliberate and otherwise.
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If you do not believe the Church is guided by the Holy Spirit and the Bible therefore is divinely inspired as proclaimed by the Church, is your assent to Church teachings wholly intellectual?

I’m failing to see what you mean. Very few Catholic biblical exegetes believe that bible should be taken literally. That is protestant.
 
I think St Theresa and St Edith Stein-BOTH Doctors of the Church would disagree with you. I know my aunt, who was a Sister of Charity for over 60 years , would. You demean all the great women of of our Faith with comments like this. Trying to fit Catholic Women into the feminist notion of equality is specious.
Yes, I realize there have been three women recognized as “doctors of the church” in 2000 years. I am not “demeaning” anyone, the Church has a long history of doing that all by itself. I also realize that not a single woman has ever been directly involved in any magisterial decision of the church for the simple reason that they can’t be members of the magisterium. I also understand that some think it is perfectly ok to ignore the (name removed by moderator)ut of half the membership when discussing and making decisions that affect the spiritual life of all members and that the Spirit simply does not talk to women. From what I have seen of many of the bishops who* are* members of the magisterium, we certainly couldn’t do any worse.

Trying to hold up 3 doctors of the church as examples that the chuch values the guidance of women is beyond specious. I’m not even all that concerned about women as priests but it is simply untenable that there is no place for women in the magisterium and absolutely no recognition of the value they would add.
 
I also understand that some think it is perfectly ok to ignore the (name removed by moderator)ut of half the membership when discussing and making decisions that affect the spiritual life of all members and that the Spirit simply does not talk to women.
SpiritMeadow, keeping the Magisterium exclusively male for 2,000 years is certainly an ingenious strategy for ensuring that all its decisions about the “revelations” communicated to it by “the Holy Spirit” will favor the continuation of an all-male Mageisterium!
 
. I also understand that some think it is perfectly ok to ignore the (name removed by moderator)ut of half the membership when discussing and making decisions that affect the spiritual life of all members and** that the Spirit simply does not talk to women.** .
Ironic you would make that statement on the Feast of the Visitation.

I am not ordained-I am a member of the laity and I know the Spirit talks to me. Perhaps if you foucsed more on your Faith than your “grievances” he would talk to you also.
 
No one enjoys the idea of people being in hell.
From the tone of the prior poster, that’s a surprise.
Where does it say ONLY the devil and his angels are in hell??
That is not what I said. I said that Jesus tell us in Matthew 25:41 that hell was prepared for the devil and his angels. He also condemns people to hell for their failure to feed, give water, clothe, and tend Him in the person of the poor, sick and imprisoned.

Don’t try to get me to say anything heretical because I know what I’m saying. Nice try at trickery, though. 👍
Where do you think Hitler, etc. are today?
As I am neither Hitler or God, I don’t know. He’s probably in Hell, but we don’t know that for certain.
 
Don’t try to get me to say anything heretical because I know what I’m saying. Nice try at trickery, though.
“Roman Catholicism was, according to archaeological evidence, distributed fairly widely over the planet Earth in the twentieth century. As far as the Western Hemisphere is concerned, it appears to have been characterized by a complex system of sexual taboos and rituals. Intercourse between married partners was restricted to certain limited periods determined by the calendar and the body-temperature of the female. Martian archaeologists have learned to identify the domiciles of Roman Catholics by the presence of large numbers of complicated graphs, calendars, small booklets full of figures, and quantities of broken thermometers, evidence of the great importance attached to this code. Some scholars have argued that it was merely a method of limiting the number of offspring; but as it has been conclusively proved that the Roman Catholics produced more children on the average than any other section of the community, this seems untenable. Other doctrines of the Roman Catholics included a belief in a Divine Redeemer and a life after death.”
  • David Lodge
 
Do you dissenters (SpiritMeadow, patg, drpmjhess, etc) differentiate between what you consider infallible teachings of the church and what you consider changeable? Or do you even believe in infallibility at all? Not specifically papal infallibility, but the infallibility of the magesterium.
 
Ironic you would make that statement on the Feast of the Visitation.

I am not ordained-I am a member of the laity and I know the Spirit talks to me. Perhaps if you foucsed more on your Faith than your “grievances” he would talk to you also.
So true. Please patg-look at Our Lady. She was humble. She was in the background, yet so important. Ask her to help you know what true femininity is. Let her be your example. You can’t go wrong.
 
“Roman Catholicism was, according to archaeological evidence, distributed fairly widely over the planet Earth in the twentieth century. As far as the Western Hemisphere is concerned, it appears to have been characterized by a complex system of sexual taboos and rituals. Intercourse between married partners was restricted to certain limited periods determined by the calendar and the body-temperature of the female. Martian archaeologists have learned to identify the domiciles of Roman Catholics by the presence of large numbers of complicated graphs, calendars, small booklets full of figures, and quantities of broken thermometers, evidence of the great importance attached to this code. Some scholars have argued that it was merely a method of limiting the number of offspring; but as it has been conclusively proved that the Roman Catholics produced more children on the average than any other section of the community, this seems untenable. Other doctrines of the Roman Catholics included a belief in a Divine Redeemer and a life after death.”
  • David Lodge
So do you think David Lodge and your other sources know more than Jesus, Himself Who founded the Church? Why are you putting your faith in mere men and this world??
 
I also realize that not a single woman has ever been directly involved in any magisterial decision of the church for the simple reason that they can’t be members of the magisterium.
You raise this point as if you were speaking of the participation of women in government. I suppose if you look at the Church as merely a form of religious governance then your objection makes some sense. The Church of course doesn’t look at herself that way and the concept of “magisterial decisions” is foreign to her thinking. The magisterium doesn’t make decisions on what behaviors should be defined as moral or immoral. Let’s start with recognizing that point.
I also understand that some think it is perfectly ok to ignore the (name removed by moderator)ut of half the membership when discussing and making decisions that affect the spiritual life of all members and that the Spirit simply does not talk to women.
I’m wondering what (name removed by moderator)ut you think would be relevant in determining questions of faith and morals. The Church is not a political party or a debating society - the personal views of her members are irrelevant. Her task is to faithfully interpret the word of God handed down to her; she may not decide for herself what should or should not be allowed.
it is simply untenable that there is no place for women in the magisterium and absolutely no recognition of the value they would add.
The Church believes that she is protected from serious error not by the intellectual and emotional capacities of her members but by the intercession of the holy spirit. What deficiency in the holy spirit would the presence of women make up for?

Ender
 
“Roman Catholicism was, according to archaeological evidence, distributed fairly widely over the planet Earth in the twentieth century. As far as the Western Hemisphere is concerned, it appears to have been characterized by a complex system of sexual taboos and rituals. Intercourse between married partners was restricted to certain limited periods determined by the calendar and the body-temperature of the female. Martian archaeologists have learned to identify the domiciles of Roman Catholics by the presence of large numbers of complicated graphs, calendars, small booklets full of figures, and quantities of broken thermometers, evidence of the great importance attached to this code. Some scholars have argued that it was merely a method of limiting the number of offspring; but as it has been conclusively proved that the Roman Catholics produced more children on the average than any other section of the community, this seems untenable. Other doctrines of the Roman Catholics included a belief in a Divine Redeemer and a life after death.”
  • David Lodge
NOMAD says: Non sequitir. Your facts are uncoordinated.

10 points to whoever gets the reference. 👍
 
As far as the Western Hemisphere is concerned, it appears to have been characterized by sexual obsessions, pornography and other forms of self-indulgence – requiring many corrections from God through His divinely-established Church.
it has been conclusively proved that the Roman Catholics produced more children on the average than any other section of the community
Except for Muslims who eventually became the largest religious group in the world.

But thankfully, there were many Catholic families who still had large families, even after relentless mockery and propaganda from dissenting-theologians against such.
 
10 points to whoever gets the reference. 👍
Wikipedia says that David Lodge “was brought up as a Catholic — though he later described himself as an agnostic Catholic

That’s a pretty good description for Catholic dissenters. They’re Catholic by birth or cultural identify – and agnostic in belief.

As for the reference: David Lodge’s novel, The British Museum is Falling Down (1965)

I am up 10 points!!! 👍
 
I suppose if you look at the Church as merely a form of religious governance then your objection makes some sense.
True. But if one considers that Jesus gave His teaching to the apostoles to be preserved and handed down through the generations, then this objection doesn’t have much relevance or value.

It also assumes that all Catholic women support the priestly ordination of women – but this is not true either.
 
Wikipedia says that David Lodge “was brought up as a Catholic — though he later described himself as an agnostic Catholic

That’s a pretty good description for Catholic dissenters. They’re Catholic by birth or cultural identify – and agnostic in belief.

As for the reference: David Lodge’s novel, The British Museum is Falling Down (1965)

I am up 10 points!!! 👍
BuZZZZZZZ! I wasn’t referring to David Lodge, I was referring to “NOMAD: Non sequitir. Your facts are uncoordinated.”

What was said had nothing to do with what I said.
 
“Roman Catholicism was, according to archaeological evidence, distributed fairly widely over the planet Earth in the twentieth century. As far as the Western Hemisphere is concerned, it appears to have been characterized by a complex system of sexual taboos and rituals. Intercourse between married partners was restricted to certain limited periods determined by the calendar and the body-temperature of the female. Martian archaeologists have learned to identify the domiciles of Roman Catholics by the presence of large numbers of complicated graphs, calendars, small booklets full of figures, and quantities of broken thermometers, evidence of the great importance attached to this code. Some scholars have argued that it was merely a method of limiting the number of offspring; but as it has been conclusively proved that the Roman Catholics produced more children on the average than any other section of the community, this seems untenable. Other doctrines of the Roman Catholics included a belief in a Divine Redeemer and a life after death.”
  • David Lodge
“Some historians have maintained that the disappearance, in the second half of the 21st Century, of the Genderist Cults of the late 20th and early 21st Centuries, was an inevitable consequence of their own preoccupation with population limitation and infertile, often perverse, sexual activity. More recent scholarship, however, supports the more likely view that their disappearance from the pages of history was due to the waning popularity of nihilistic philosophies generally, as improvements in the material condition of populations, following reversal of the narrowly averted Population Depression threat in the mid-21st Century, made the foundational premises of such philosophies increasingly untenable. The influence of the Catholic Church on the eventual demise of these cults is hotly debated. The Harvard Research Group has ably pointed out that an offshoot of the cultist movement, for a time, exercised influence even among some Catholics. It must be recognized, however, that the Church’s doctrinal stability during the final climactic years of the cults when the aging, but still influential, remnants of the latter finally coalesced around worship of a deity they called “Androgyna Scientist”, played a role somewhat similar to the Church’s preservation of classic knowledge during what are referred to as the “Dark Ages” in Europe, and was at least instrumental in worldwide recovery from the depopulation threat which could have been catastrophic had it continued beyond 2030. Far less certain are conclusions drawn by some from the fact that well over half the world’s population is now Catholic, is due to preservation of Catholic populations during the years preceding the Population Recession or simply due to conversion.”

-Francis X. Zedong: “Understanding the Genderist Cults”, Catholic University of Beijing Press, pp 238-240. (10/25/2358)
10/25/2258.
 
You have presented no evdience whatsover that passages concerning Peter were added to Scripture later. All you have done is tell us you read it somewhere and said it might be in one of the 3 books written by one guy or in one of about 50 books on a website.

I would think if such a claim had been made it would be front and center on every anti-catholic website on the internet.
With all due respect Bob, I don’t know how much plainer I can be. I am not attempting to prove anything to you. I have given you some ideas should you be interested in pursuing the matter but beyond that I’m not doing it for you. Some have already challenged me that such evidence cannot overcome the magisterium of the Church which is what they define as authority. If that is the case, then there is no reason to give you chapter and verse, since it will be rejected as “not authoritative.”

I stated my opinion, what it is based upon and gave some help as to where to get started to anyone who is interested in the subject. I have learned as I said from ALL past experiences here that those in opposition are not seeking dialogue but to win the argument, and such research is simply a waste of my time since it is universally ignored. If I site papal documents I am told they are infallible dogma, If I site Catholic theologians and catholic biblical experts, I am told they are not Magisterial declarations. I am not being sucked into doing it again.
 
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