No, you believe in the false god Jehovah.
not a trinitarian i see.
You are using the correct argument, except that you believe the first cause is a Semitic war god worshipped by nomadic tribes in the middle east.
what? i worship the Most High Trinitarian G-d of Christianity, your refering to Judaism. how can you disagree with something when you cant tell the substance of one thing from the other?
further your arguments are for a G-d, which you call fairies, which is not the hard atheist postition, that would be that there is no
G-d or fairies, or anything non-physical.
you are really arguing comparative theology, admitting there is a G-d, by trying to argue that it is not mine, it is your fairies.
the more derogatives and sarcasm you use the less space you have to type out arguments based on reason and evidence.
The fairies told my uncle that all the scriptures of the world are false, inspired by the unseelie court in an attempt to convince the world that fairies don’t exist.
yes the devil, or unseelie court, would love to convince the world that no G-d exists.
The fairies have told other members of my family this, and they’ve told me the same thing in dreams as well.
thats right, many Christians are aware of the push for the new atheism
Furthermore, by not ringing the magic fairy bell and casting fairy spells every day at noon (and by not wearing the magic fairy tights at all times!) you are angering the fairies.
the tights thing is a mormon deal, they arent Christains. and if fairies get mad at you when you choose not to do their deals, i wouldnt want to worship fairies.
you might want to check out Catholic theology before you start making such statements.
My goodness, you are even worshipping a myth inspired by the unseelie court!!
yes, atheism is the devils best friend
If you can agree that there is a first cause, why can’t you see that fairies are the true First Cause? What argument could you possibly use against what I’ve written above? (and I haven’t even mentioned the numerous fairy prophecies that have come true)
so we agree that there is a first cause, and that the universe is created. you are not then an atheist. we only disagree on matters of comparative theology.
in that vein i would argue that your fairyism is a cult in which we are totally dependent on your word, with no witnesses to anything occuring, no witnessed miracles, no theology, no scripture, no corresponding historical or archeological evidence. no convergent prophecies based on multiple unrelated sources over the course of millenia.
[edit: this post is satire, for anyone who happens to wander onto this thread and thinks I’m insane – but the point is very serious: what’s wrong with this logic?
nothing, just in the most basic way, unknowingly, you are making our case for us.
- you admit a supernatural (non-physical) creation.
- you admit an extremely rudimentary theology.
- this all amounts to an admission of the validity of Faith, regardless of what you choose to call it.
you arent arguing an atheistic position, now you are arguing comparative theology.
the funny part is you started with the intention of making theists look foolish, when it turns out you are a theist too, welcome to the party.

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