Latin for Beginners (Pt I)
Yes, now you too can look educated by interspersing your conversation or emails with these handy phrases
Die dulci fruere.
Have a nice day.
Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes.
If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin.
Sona si Latine loqueris.
Honk if you speak Latin.
Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum.
Don’t you dare erase my hard disk.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!
Furnulum pani nolo.
I don’t want a toaster.
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
Don’t call me, I’ll call you.
Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules.
If I were you, I wouldn’t walk in front of any catapults.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Illiud Latine dici non potest.
You can’t say that in Latin.
Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas?
Seen any good movies lately?
Nullo metro compositum est.
It doesn’t rhyme.
Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema.
I don’t care. If it doesn’t rhyme, it isn’t a poem.
Fac ut gaudeam.
Make my day.
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur.
Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket.
Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio.
Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway.