Dress Code for Mass

[melonhead]

Bring up a popular style worn by many and call anyone who wears it “class less, overweight, etc…” and we could probably get a few more hundred out of it. Oh, and mention something off topic like equal pay for equal work.

Abortion would also probably come up.
Actually abortion will always come up in any topic.

It’s like the CAF equivalent of Godwin’s law.

Y’all mean something like:

Anyone who wears leggings or sweats OR goes to a TLM is immoral, skips class, has low tire pressure, and oppresses womyn through denying abortion rights. They don’t support men being paid the same wage for equal work, and literally Hitler. Or maybe Pol Pot.

Caveat before I get flagged:

The above was intended purely as humor/sarcasm. The author of this post does not support abortion, wears a tie to Mass, attends both the NO and TLM, and is most certainly not Hitler.

 

[Loud-living-dogma]

Wow wow wow.
“Purity requires modesty”.
Minute 6’10" “we say the Our Father, ‘lead us not into temptation’, and yet here we are dressed to provoke others into temptation”.
7:10 “I love having power over you, so I’m going to use my body to have power and control over you”.
Thank you Father for calling a spade a spade!!

 

[TC3033]

That should do it…

 

[melonhead]

I aim to please.

 

[TC3033]

Only thing you missed is jeggings.

 

[Margaret_Ann]

I’d freeze in that dress even in summertime.

 

[melonhead]

Nope, I got the leggings.

Anyone who wears leggings or sweats OR goes to a TLM…

 

[TC3033]

Jeggings…some hold them below leggings. My wife wears them once in awhile. I’m a fan.

 

[melonhead]

I had no idea there was such a thing as jeggings. I learned something today.

I leggings make one literally Hitler, then I’m going out on a limb and saying jeggings make one Mr. Hilter, ala Monty Python.

 

[DarkLight]

They’re pretty comfortable. I sometimes wear jeggings with a men’s flannel top that goes down over my rear (not to Mass, admittedly). It’s my go-to “I have to go to the grocery store but I didn’t really want to get dressed” outfit.

 

[TC3033]

My wife usually rolls with a long sweater or fleece pullover.

 

[DarkLight]

What would you wear to a baptism if your were the Godmother and the Pope was going to Baptize your Godchild at St. Peter’s Basilica?

That would most likely be “Daytime Formal”

The first thing that comes to mind is that it would probably involve a lot less polyester than the outfit I described did.