Too bad for those inaccurate assumptions of yours. I do have degrees (several)

. But the point is that I and others who know their Scripture are not going to let you get away with outright inaccuracies on the Gospel of Matthew. You need to read the following:
John Meier
Dale Allison
Bruce Chilton
Daniel Harrington
Raymond Brown
That’s just for starters, to get you some religion.

There are lots of scholars of whom the Church approves and who are in accordance with authentic Catholic doctrine on Matthew. What you have written so far does not represent authentic Catholic doctrine,
Second, this is not the Sacred Scripture forum. You’re deliberately derailing the thread so that you can try to delegitimatize someone with superior academic credentials to you, as has already been pointed out.
(Poor losers tend to engage in character destruction.

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Analysis of Scirpture is not about “creativity.” It’s about authenticity, training, and accuracy. Don’t take my word for it. Take the word of the Roman Catholic Church.
Third, “what I have written” is not “conservative.” That’s a political label. What I have written is academically accurate and is also authentic from the Roman Church’s own analysis of Matthew by its illustrious scholars. Oh, and by the way, the above starter list for your education and edification includes some Protestants.

I am also informed, as is the Church, by a number of Jewish scholars in this respect. (Oh, but wait, I guess both the Church and I can’t “think outside the box.”

) The Matthean scholars most respected within the biblical community are in fact those who are the most creative, but again if you really had studied Matthew on the graduate level, in Catholic graduate theology school, you would already have actually known that. The fact that you don’t know that reveals how little information you have about the topic and about the history of the analysis of this Gospel.
Finally, we do not engage in private interpretation of scripture in the Roman Church. It’s a process not for amateurs. There is something called lectio divina, but that’s a prayer process that is separate from discernment of doctrine.
You’re just out of your league in this department. Best not to keep attacking.