Great fun, isn’t it ?
Sorry to be tiresome, but that Babylon stuff is all wrong. Not some of it - all.
It’s based, like many of those tracts & comics & books, on a book called “The Two Babylons”, which traces Catholicism to Babylon in 2181 BC or so. I’ve read it five times, & I keep finding things wrong in it - not things that matters of opinion, but things that wrong no matter what one’s POV.
Take confession in Babylon - TTB only manages to trace it to Babylon, by a rather neat trick

As follows:
In order to find out the religion of the US for the history an archaeologist is writing in the year 4000 long after the US has vanished, he hears of this thing called the Almighty Dollar. As I know already that gods are called almighty, it is evident that the dollar was the god of the Americans. This fully explains “In God we trust” - that must be a profession of faith in the dollar. What about evidence for belief in Jesus ? He can be explained as a manifestation of the Almighty Dollar. As for His being Jewish - that is obviously wrong, because the Book of Mormon says He came to America. Which in turn would explain why there are so many thousands of quotations from the Book of Mormon in the King James Bible: the worshippers of the dollar-god must have evangelised Europe & brought the Europeans the blessings of the Mormon religion of the dollar.
IOW - TTB finds what the Babylonian Mystery Religion was like, by working from supposed effect to supposed cause. Like my archaeologist in the year 4000, he gets it wrong. When TTB was written, 140 years ago, very little was known about Babylon & Assyria; the author had a great deal of excuse. What is less excusable is the use of the book now, when a great deal more is known about Babylonian religion (which did not start in Babylon, but was already hundreds of years old when Babylon was built) than was able to be known 140 years ago.
What TTB does is put together:
- the fact that there was an Assyrian Empire
- the **misunderstanding **of its extent as including India, Babylonia, Greece, Egypt, all at once
- the false identification of the Biblical Nimrod & the Classical (& non-existent) Assyrian king Ninus
- the mistaken idea that Babylonia had a mystery religion (this idea was probably based on the script, which is very like Chinese in some ways)
- an** identification** of the Classical Koes-priests as showing what Babylonian priests were like
And much more - it’s a long story…
- it has the same mystery-religion
- so it has the Babylonian Koes-priests who heard confessions,
- therefore, confession to priests as practiced among Catholics comes from Babylon.
It’s entirely wrong. Not that the readers of that tract would know, because the tract gives only the conclusions of TTB - not the mistaken ideas that lead to them. And that is just one error in that tract.
Hope that helps
As is well-known, the kilt is mentioned in the Bible - Tartan in 2 Kings 7 must have been called after his clothing. As Tartan was a military officer, there must have been regiments of Assyrian Highlanders. The fact that bagpipes were invented in Babylonia supports this.
Why are moccasins so called ? Because the word is a corruption of the Gaelic “mo chasan” - “my feet”. This agrees with the idea that the Highland Fling was taught to the Ojibwa & other tribes, or rather, clans.
All this, proves that the Assyrians invaded Canada
TTB’s argument works much like that