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Lindathirdorder
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I just had to say that you guys actually brought tears to my eyes in laughter. And the Phyllis Diller ?sp really got to me. Thanks for the grace of laughter I was really needing it.
Linda
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K-McD
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You could always try my brother’s kind of birth control. He also has 6 kids. Every once in a while, one of the kids sleeps with them.
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Ahimsa
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Wear a chastity belt.
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Katie1723
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Hey…where’d you get my picture???
:rotfl: ~ Kathy ~
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JKirkLVNV
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Don’t sleep in the same room with her during the times when you must abstain. Take a cold shower. Pray. Think of her as the mother of your children. Think of what your mother-in-law would say. Pretend the Blessed Mother is standing at the foot of your bed, clothed in the radiance of the sun, with her arms crossed, giving you that “mom” look.
We aren’t supposed to objectify women. Theology aside, it usually ticks them off.
Good luck…seriously.
We aren’t supposed to objectify women. Theology aside, it usually ticks them off.
Good luck…seriously.
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JMJ_Theresa
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Maybe you could tape a picture of your mom on the ceiling. I was going to say mom-in-law, but maybe “hotness” runs in the family. 
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cargopilot
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Get her a pair of BCG’s.
That just might do it.
For those who don’t know what BCG’s, or birth control glasses are, they were issued by the US government to military personnel. They are the UGLIEST glasses on the face of the Earth. They can make even the most ‘beautiful people’ look untouchable. Just the sight of someone in BCG’s makes all members of the opposite sex turn and run.
That just might do it.For those who don’t know what BCG’s, or birth control glasses are, they were issued by the US government to military personnel. They are the UGLIEST glasses on the face of the Earth. They can make even the most ‘beautiful people’ look untouchable. Just the sight of someone in BCG’s makes all members of the opposite sex turn and run.
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Malachi4U
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That statement sounds sooo Catholic. I can see you’re not reformed - yet.
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Dr.Bombay
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Since I don’t have a wife, hot or otherwise, I’m afraid I can offer very little advice. Except to say, since I stopped watching tv and started attending daily Mass, my sexual thoughts have dwindled to almost nothing, through the grace of God.
Of course, I don’t have a hot woman wandering through my house every morning clothed in nothing but a terry cloth robe and fuzzy slippers. I can see how that would be quite a temptation.
I hear saltpeter works well too.
Of course, I don’t have a hot woman wandering through my house every morning clothed in nothing but a terry cloth robe and fuzzy slippers. I can see how that would be quite a temptation.
I hear saltpeter works well too.
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ReginaNova
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Anthony L:
Ahhh, he means she’s having hot flashes. She’s menopausal. Well, if not now, soon. So don’t worry that will cure everything!
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maryalene
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Hot wife? Cold showers.
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Nance
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Mirror Mirror:
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K-McD
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How about a couple of tapes on the “Theology of the Body” by Christopher West? Think that would help?
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deb1
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How will menopause help anything? Once when I was 16 I made the mistake of asking my grandma if old people ever, on the very rarest occasions, ever thought about sex. Much to my horror she not only answered in the affirmintive but proceeded to inform me that she and her boyfriend, had sex twice in one hour. Oh my! The therapy that I have needed since that moment. To think that my sweet, plump little old grandma was actually having sex on a regular basis and enjoying it! I wish that they made white out for the brain.:bigyikes:
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ReginaNova
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- After menopause, a couple doesn’t need to deal with NFP or worry about pregnancy.
- My goodness, no wonder you were traumatized. Why in the world would a grandmother share that with an impressionable teenage girl? And she was having sex with her BOYFRIEND? Pray for her dear. Dead or alive she needs prayers!
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carol_marie
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Anthony L:
I agree… asking the kids to bunk with you is a fine idea. Maybe the dog as well?
Also, Anthony… did you ever notice that it’s typically the people without ANY kids that say… what’s wrong with having 7 or 8 ???
CM
(Soon to be Mother of 5… who will try the mother in law picture taped to my ceiling because my husband is HOT !! )
I think it’s so sweet that after being married for 20 years you still think of your wife as HOT. She’s a lucky woman!
I agree… asking the kids to bunk with you is a fine idea. Maybe the dog as well?
Also, Anthony… did you ever notice that it’s typically the people without ANY kids that say… what’s wrong with having 7 or 8 ???
CM(Soon to be Mother of 5… who will try the mother in law picture taped to my ceiling because my husband is HOT !! )
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Siena
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I know THAT doesn’t work. It makes me want to make true, Godly love to my dh even more.
(Although it might make youthink, "Hey, maybe #7 wouldn’t be THAT bad- you know, God WANTS us to have sex, he created us with the ability to share in the creation of another person…etc. etc. etc…)
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pira114
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WOW. I still have mine. Never wear them, but I can’t get myself to throw them away.Get her a pair of BCG’s.
For those who don’t know what BCG’s, or birth control glasses are, they were issued by the US government to military personnel. They are the UGLIEST glasses on the face of the Earth. They can make even the most ‘beautiful people’ look untouchable. Just the sight of someone in BCG’s makes all members of the opposite sex turn and run.
As for help with the situation at hand. I usually try to be the one helping the kids with homework and cleaning their rooms. It reminds me how I’ve been blessed with enough already.
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wacky_wonderful
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No, menopause doesn’t cure everything, especially desire. I’m speaking from experience here and if I had a husband, we’d be busy 3 times a day, half the day on Sunday and all day on holidays and birthdays. So as a friend has said, I don’t need a man in my life, I need life in my man!
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Chovy
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I have no advice here except that I hope my husband is posting this in a few more years.
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