Step 1: Have your wife leave you
Step 2: Have her take your pickup
Step 3: Have her take your dog too
Step 4: Get Drunk
Step 5: add a line or two about a tractor
I have a Guild mahogany body steel string - also an Epiphoje twelve string that might fit in although I associate that with folk music. Ideally there’s be some slide guitar in it but I don’t know how to do that.
I bought it about four or five years ago. It was probably the most expensive guitar I have bought to date. But I rarely play it because I’ve been learning classical guitar for which I use my Alvarez.
From what I understand, Country descended from the folk music of the Appalachians who originally were Scotch-Irish, but I’m not a music historian, so I can’t swear to it.
Myself, I’d write about how I don’t need any man’s justification, I walk my own way, pay my own dues, can’t abide those singin’ the blues, walk strong walk proud, sing long sing loud, BUT if you like a gal who’s tough and think that you’ve got guts enough then walk along with me and let’s see what we’ll see.
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