You’re missing my point.
Yeah sure. Cite a saint I actually have immense dislike for in terms iconography. And spare me, you have no idea what you’re suggesting if you actually believe a creature like that existed!
You don’t even know the implications of satyrs being real. I doubt you’re even aware of what satyrs themselves are capable of (as well as centaurs). Hint: This would be one of those cases where
Harry Potter and
World of Warcraft would actually be pretty accurate.
Do you even know what dragons are like!? Look, I previously warned everyone on this thread about bringing in talk about dinos and dragons. You wanna know why? Here’s a brief background info on me: I used to be a dino-nut as a kid. I read books. I wanted to visit the Museum of Natural History (still to be realized sadly). Played dinosaur education games and even kept myself up to date with the occasional documentary from NatGeo and Discovery.
On the other hand, I’m a fantasy buff now. Care to guess what my favorite legendary creature is? That’s right. It’s one of the grandest and most powerful beasts ever conceived by human imagination.
Dragons:
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When you speak of dragons, know that you do not speak of primitive, wingless reptiles that lumbered about the earth. You speak of a magnificent and glorious creature that symbolized POWER. There’s a good reason why these things are often so OP in modern fantasy. Because even in ancient times, the dragon was a beast that stood for POWER. In several cultures, it embodied the chaotic elements of nature. It had dominion over wind, rain, and lightning. Few creatures held the same symbolic value that rivaled the dragons.
Oh but no, you want to talk literal? Then you’ll have to accept that you believe in a creature that’s capable of doing a 9/11 by itself… and flying out without so much as a scratch.
As to your hero George, there’s some fantastical elements in that legend as well. Ever heard of the Paladin job class? Yeah. Classic holy-knight action there… even though I have just as much disdain for the profession. I’ll take sprouting my own wings and shooting fire over the whole shining armor routine.
Man, I don’t know where to begin showing how wrong this is.
You’re saying exactly the things which trivialize our faith into nothing more than some trope in cheesy Christian fantasy.
“Our religion told the devils their time was up and it’s through the power of God that the laws of reality are in place.”
In other words, “our god is stronger than your god.” You’re saying it’s to protect us? No, that’s not what those on the other side of the fence will think. You sound like you know but you have no idea just how many people really hate God. If there is even a chance that what you say here is true, you’ll only cause more people to wish the Church destroyed so they can ‘be free to share the power of their demon masters’. They would WANT the Age of Mythology back.
Heck, I don’t blame them! If this is the kind of cruel stunt that God pulls just to get people to Heaven, then this is not the God that Church has been teaching about. You’re saying the very thing I’ve been warning against. You’re saying that God is using our reality as a way to keep people ‘safe’ and on ‘His side’.
And killing is better than taking souls? Last time I checked, they’re both the same thing in the fantasy that you’re espousing.
Besides, you have no idea how many idiots I know who’d actually go on to the devil’s side if he promised power. Look at the atheists. Look at the La Veyan satanists. Look at the neo-pagans who sincerely believe their gods will manifest such power. It’s like when you cite a testimony by former members of these groups, they’ll give you two more counter-testimonies from one of their own. You say demons’ll take much more from them but they’ll just laugh and show you how you’re being silly.
No, you need to realize how tired (and irritating) views like yours are becoming to people on these boards.
To summarize, you’re saying that our religion is the reason why our world is so dead-pan boring. God likes our world boring. I guess Tolkien was wrong to describe this dreary existence as a prison. (Yeah, try googling that for a while if you think Catholics shouldn’t lambast this oh-so-holy reality.) In fact, why dream of Heaven at all if a boring world is the standard of one that has been ‘saved from the devil’s reign’?
At this point, it’s time to pull off the wool that you’ve been trying to get over people’s eyes. I don’t believe in a God that monotonously evil. I don’t believe God is some silly Deity of Banal Reality who had to make our world the dullest cosmology just to ‘end the devil’s reign’.
I believe that God had reasons to put the actual reality in place and that reality has hardly ever been violated (even by Him). Why? Because I view my Creator a lot more highly than something so cheesy as one that took out all the magic in the world just to be the ‘bigger god’.
P.S.
On a somewhat lighter not, even if the Loser Downstairs does prove to be something out of
Diablo III and starts razing our world, I wouldn’t be all too thrilled at the arsenal we have at out side. Fighting demons by waving around a crucifix and relying too much on modern hardware is just not my style.