Hi, Ms Limerick,
I think you missed the point here. But, maybe a different approach would be better…?
As Catholics, we believe that Jesus is the Son of God - and Jesus established the Catholic Church. Initially, God’s favor was on the Hebrews, but, with the New Testament, Jesus opened the path to His Love to all who embrace His teachings. Of this - we are sure. What is quite sad - and very far from amusing - is the arrogance that rejects the Message of Jesus.
Tell 'ya what …

…the lines are clear, how you choose to use your free will in addressing behaviors (coloring?) that appropriate (within the lines) or other-wise is up to you and to me individually. It will be up to God when each of us stand in judgment before Him. Following directions (like coloring within the lines) is something that serves most kindergarden students well. It also serves as a basis for them to advance in living a proper life by observing those rules that are important. “Running with sicissors…” is probably the reverse - and this often leads to a sad end.
No doubt about it - staying with one logical thought is a real challenge, eh?

Yes, we are the Church in the sense that those who are united to Christ are part of His Body. The organized or established Church - the Pope and Magisterium is the teaching authority that Christ promised would be protected from error and that the Gates of Hell would not prevail.
Some members of the hierarchy - like some members of the laity - chose to leave the Body of Christ. No doubt some of these members tried to manipulate others (I think of Luther adding ALONE before the word Faith in an effort to create his own religion). And, yes, the Church ALWAYS teaches the truth. Please note, it is not a teaching of the Catholic Church that “The Host will bleed…wall”
So, here is the challenge - if you are up to it…

produce those specific lies you are ranting about in general - and let’s see what you have. It may be good to stick with the thread on abortion - so, from a Catholic source - please support your statement. (Ah, this means some actual research … no cheating…

) Honest, there are no lies - but, that is really for you to sincerely determine.
God bless
**The Catholic source you are demanding are two or three nuns from a Northern Virginia Catholic Church, long dead, who “taught” grades 1 through 8 from 1960 through 1968. This doesn’t take research. I was a student there. I was there in 1967 when a classmate of mine kicked one of these nuns down a flight of stairs because she took a swing at him. Yes, she was provoked. And, yes, she should have behaved as an adult.
It doesn’t really make any difference at this point. The longer I stay on this forum the more convinced I am that Catholicism is like a library where men retire with fine brandy and cigars. The emotion with which some Catholics respond to sincere questions is over the top; others are decent and patient. And you know what? It changes nothing.
I think I’ll take your blessings and keep them in their original gift wrap and pass them along to one deserving of them.
Limerick**