Just for fun..... "I could never marry anyone who..."

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Xantippe said:
If I were you, I would back slowly away from this one.

It isn’t a good idea for a divorced guy to be increasingly confiding in a marriageable single lady. Don’t be a divorced guy’s confidante any more than you would be his mistress.

He can get a therapist or he can talk to a clergyman of the religion of his choice instead.
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I probably wasn’t clear, he isn’t divorced, is childless, loves animals (he works with them).
 
Irishmom2 said:
I probably wouldn’t be friends with someone like this, male or female, but that’s just me! 😉
They sound like a barrel of fun!
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He loves animals, cooking, and has excellent morals. I could never even chat with someone who hated animals, cooking, etc.
 
Simca said:
Say anything quirky, or whatever comes to mind… you could be single and looking, or already married.

I’ll start out

I could never marry anyone who…
pronounces the ‘‘T’’ in ‘‘often’’

sounds crazy…huh…? 🙂
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I don’t think I could marry someone who does things “ofen”
 
“If your spouse doesn’t like garlic, get another spouse.” – Jeff Smith
 
TeachCatechism said:
I probably wasn’t clear, he isn’t divorced, is childless, loves animals (he works with them).
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Oh, sorry!

I thought he was the bad example, not the good one!

It must be the effect of too much CAF. One winds up expecting the worst…

Enjoy yourself!
 
Xantippe said:
Oh, sorry!

I thought he was the bad example, not the good one!

It must be the effect of too much CAF. One winds up expecting the worst…

Enjoy yourself!
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I likely wasn’t clear. My ex would fit a lot of that. He likes music but he’s been married 4 times and has multiple kids with each wife and an ex girlfriend. His dog ended up in a pound and he said he wasn’t going to pay for it to get out.
 
I couldn’t marry anyone who is constantly Proud of there Flatulance ,:eek: …😃
 
I could never marry anyone who didn’t put God in the #1 spot.

I also couldn"t marry someone who didn’t have an excellent sense of humor – he’ll need it to be married to me! 😛
 
phil_at_dayboro said:
I couldn’t marry anyone who is constantly Proud of there Flatulance ,:eek: …😃
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I could never marry anyone who didn’t know the difference between “their” and “there”, “its” and “it’s”, and “your” and “you’re”… or where to use the comma. 😃
 
unstoppable_II said:
I could never marry anyone who didn’t know the difference between “their” and “there”, “its” and “it’s”, and “your” and “you’re”… or where to use the comma. 😃
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I could never marry someone that calls attention to my bad grammar. 😃
Unless they were really funny in how they pointed it out to me. Then, maybe. 😉
 
Irishmom2 said:
I could never marry someone that calls attention to my bad grammar. 😃
Unless they were really funny in how they pointed it out to me. Then, maybe. 😉
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I could never marry someone who doesn’t use pronoun and antecedent in agreement. 😃
 
unstoppable_II said:
I could never marry anyone who didn’t know the difference between “their” and “there”, “its” and “it’s”, and “your” and “you’re”… or where to use the comma. 😃
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They should know the difference, but occasional lapses are forgivable.
 
unstoppable_II said:
I could never marry anyone who didn’t know the difference between “their” and “there”, “its” and “it’s”, and “your” and “you’re”… or where to use the comma. 😃
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:bighanky: What about they’re, there, and their?
Do you have no concern for to, two, and too ( not to mention tutu)?
And you shouldn’t neglect whose and who’s (a personal pet peeve of mine!).

Oh, the nit-picky possibilities are simply endless :bounce:

Isn’t this fun? 😛
 
I think their is nothing wrong with how those too right. Hear everyone rights like dat.

That was painful.
 
I could never marry someone who…

…was an admirer of Lenin, Stalin, or Trotsky.
 
I could never marry someone who was 10 years older than me, but I wouldn’t mind marrying someone ten years younger. 😃
 
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