Just for fun..... "I could never marry anyone who..."

[phil_at_dayboro]

I could never marry anyone who didn’t know the difference between “their” and “there”, “its” and “it’s”, and “your” and “you’re”… or where to use the comma.

I could never marry anyone that constantly was / is critical of my Catholic Shool Education

 

[schaeffer]

I could never marry anyone who wouldn’t respect “chocolate” as a valid line item in the budget

 

[MJJean]

For real, I could never marry someone who was not intelligent, did not have a sense of humor, and who I was not sexually attracted to or who was not sexually attracted to me.

For a laugh, I am not sure I could marry someone who didn’t like sci fi and zombie movies. Not sure how well I’d do with someone who wasn’t a gamer, either.

 

[on_the_hill]

Smokes

 

[pianistclare]

I could never marry someone who was 10 years older than me, but I wouldn’t mind marrying someone ten years younger.

I married someone 10 years younger than me. I highly recommend it.

 

[Generic_Name]

…has a tattoo.

And Mrs. Generic Name doesn’t!

 

[Sarcelle]

Especially if they spell it “fashism.”

Is fashism prejudice against fashionistas?

 

[Sarcelle]

I could never marry anyone who did not like garlic.

 

[pensmama87]

…who thinks that cold pizza and leftover pie are not suitable breakfast foods.

(And before anyone says, “But why would there be leftovers in the first place?” remember that I am a big fan of planning ahead. )

 

[DaveBj]

I could never marry anyone who would be critical of fun threads like this one

 

[shainski]

Now, I’ve got that old song “Let’s call the whole thing off” going through my head.

 

[DaveBj]

Now, I’ve got that old song “Let’s call the whole thing off” going through my head.

I could never marry anyone who orders mashed po-tah-toes

 

[Sunbreak]

I could never marry anyone who:
smoked
liked country & western music (which I absolutely despise)
wanted me to be their servant rather than a partner
was a loudmouth noisy person

 

[Hoosier_Daddy]

I could never marry anyone who

Posts on CAF…

 

[pianistclare]

I could never marry anyone who

Posts on CAF…

Well, I guess we al dodged that bullet!

 

[EasterJoy]

Smokes

Not to be judgmental, but there would be no first date with a smoker. I have some sympathy for the difficulty people have when they have that particular vice as opposed to the vices that are more widely tolerated, I’m not saying they are worse people than those of us with other vices, but I just can’t stand the smell.

 

[Xantippe]

Not to be judgmental, but there would be no first date with a smoker. I have some sympathy for the difficulty people have when they have that particular vice as opposed to the vices that are more widely tolerated, I’m not saying they are worse people than those of us with other vices, but I just can’t stand the smell.

Here’s a matchmaking opportunity: some people have no sense of smell!

 

[josie_L]

Is fashism prejudice against fashionistas?

The poster who spelt faschism is from Russia (he obviously meant to write fascism).

 

[1990Domer]

I could never marry anyone who calls their Mom everyday.

Yikes…that be me.

I could never marry anyone who didn’t have brown hair and blue eyes (just like my teen crushes had).

 

[1990Domer]

Here’s a matchmaking opportunity: some people have no sense of smell!

My son has no sense of smell. Neither does his uncle or grandfather! Obviously the gene trait didn’t turn on in my husband but did in my son.