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Dr.Bombay
Guest
Many priests are lazy. If they’d pull the tv out of the rectory and give up their 2 or 3 tee times a week, they’d have plenty of time to take Communion to the homebound.
And if the hoardes of EMHCs, instead of hauling Our Lord from here to breakfast, would pick up a couple of old people and bring them to Mass on Sunday, they wouldn’t have to drag Jesus out of the Tabernacle at all.
I know. I make too much sense. Someone’s going to drop a couple of Australian algebra equations on me that make my suggestion untenable. “There are 5,000 people who can’t set foot outside their homes in my parish alone. If 30 EMHCs leave the church at 10 am and each covers 12 square miles…”
And if the hoardes of EMHCs, instead of hauling Our Lord from here to breakfast, would pick up a couple of old people and bring them to Mass on Sunday, they wouldn’t have to drag Jesus out of the Tabernacle at all.
I know. I make too much sense. Someone’s going to drop a couple of Australian algebra equations on me that make my suggestion untenable. “There are 5,000 people who can’t set foot outside their homes in my parish alone. If 30 EMHCs leave the church at 10 am and each covers 12 square miles…”