Name the worst movies ever made

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I think Chuck Barris made a movie version of his tv show called the Gong Show Movie (how creative). I watched about five minutes and moved on wen I saw that he was actually trying to act.

I guess that will be my mostest worstest.

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Vampira – a comedy in which Dracula searches for a suitable blood donor to revive his late wife. The film was re-titled Old Dracula to capitilize on the success of Young Frankenstein.
 
I have to diagree with these whole heartedly, these are excellent examples of filmmaking. Not just not bad, these are up there. Although I do admit Godfather III is the most contravertial of them, however I think it was the perfect ending for the Corlion family.
Well, if you liked “Life is Beautiful”, I suggest you try and watch “Central Station”, a Brazilian film which competed with Roberto Benigni’s film as best foreign language film in 1999. I personally think it’s better than “Life is Beautiful”. The original title of “Central Station” is “Central do Brasil”, it was directed by Walter Salles (Dark Water, Motorcycle Diaries).
Unless of course, your not the scifi b movie type? 🤷
I like scifi b movies. But I think Titanic II was supposed to be a drama. The story is actually interesting, but I really hated this film.
 
Well, if you liked “Life is Beautiful”, I suggest you try and watch “Central Station”, a Brazilian film which competed with Roberto Benigni’s film as best foreign language film in 1999. I personally think it’s better than “Life is Beautiful”. The original title of “Central Station” is “Central do Brasil”, it was directed by Walter Salles (Dark Water, Motorcycle Diaries).

I like scifi b movies. But I think Titanic II was supposed to be a drama. The story is actually interesting, but I really hated this film.
Was Central Station the one about the woman who writes letters for people?
 
Re: The Turning Pointe: It wasn’t as bad as “Black Swan.” Misha was pretty on his game for that one. I did, however, like him better in “White Nights.” The choreography was better than “Swan.” And yes, I’m aware that both were total fiction (Black Swan was more documentation of a dancer’s psychotic break than anything else!) It’s just that I found the dancing, as well as the basic premise, downright annoying. One of the saving graces is that an old teacher of mine played the Russian teacher in the company class scene near the beginning of the movie (and yes, she was typecast, and used to act exactly like that in class.)

But you know, I guess it’s similar to why medical people go nuts over the stupidity in medical TV shows. A ballerina will pick apart all of the dancing in any ballet movie she sees, and will get so hung up on that that the fact that there is actually some kind of story going on escapes her notice!

I was going to use the initials of the movies but realized they were “bs” and “tp!” Pretty much sums it up.
 
Well, if you liked “Life is Beautiful”, I suggest you try and watch “Central Station”, a Brazilian film which competed with Roberto Benigni’s film as best foreign language film in 1999. I personally think it’s better than “Life is Beautiful”. The original title of “Central Station” is “Central do Brasil”, it was directed by Walter Salles (Dark Water, Motorcycle Diaries).

I like scifi b movies. But I think Titanic II was supposed to be a drama. The story is actually interesting, but I really hated this film.
The moving looks intersting, however outside of competeing for a particular award in a particular time and place as finished films based upon what I read of the film I feel like there is probably not much comparison.

Life is Beautiful took a very tragic and serious matter, and prestented it in a very beautiful and even humorous way. I think it excelled in communicating the experience of an Italian Jew durring the war.

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I’ll do my best to see it when I can, though it can be difficult because my wife “hates dramas”
 
Me and my dad found Pulp Fiction pretty boring. There was no plot and we stopped it a half hour through.

I also couldn’t stand passing through No Country for old men as I found it too dull and slow paced for my liking. And then there was Mamma Mia. The singing was BAD! Nauseating. The film’s an insult to the original Abba who definitely didn’t sing like that. Its not a sin to not be able to sing but they could have given us some actors who actually knew how to sing.
 
Pulp Fiction is a classic! Hilarious!
Me and my dad found Pulp Fiction pretty boring. There was no plot and we stopped it a half hour through.

I also couldn’t stand passing through No Country for old men as I found it too dull and slow paced for my liking. And then there was Mamma Mia. The singing was BAD! Nauseating. The film’s an insult to the original Abba who definitely didn’t sing like that. Its not a sin to not be able to sing but they could have given us some actors who actually knew how to sing.
 
Me and my dad found Pulp Fiction pretty boring. There was no plot and we stopped it a half hour through.
Actually, there were three plots, all happening at the same time, and in random order, just like in a pulp novel - each chapter follows a different plot, until finally by the end of it you have seen the beginning, middle, and end of each plot, in some order. (I think it ends with the ending of the plot about the man and woman holding up the restaurant, which is also the beginning of the plot about the two thugs who discuss philosophy while committing paid thuggery - we see the ending of their story in a previous section.)

It’s a very weird movie, and I probably wouldn’t see it again, but at the time I thought it was very interesting.
 
Quentin Tarantino was basically unpacking the absurdities and uber violent, profaine, craziness of the old school pulp fiction novels of old with thugs and cops. It was a collage of wacky, rambling conversations about everything under the sun. It had the F word more than 50 R rated movies combined! LOL…but if people get to know Tarantino, he uses that word in a wacky way to portray a character as over-the-top and to camp things up.

P.F. was a crazy movie. Everytime it used to come on Encore channel, I couldn’t resist watching it. It’s absurd but fun in a weird way. Just like his other flicks Kill Bill 1 and 2 and Jackie Brown and Grindhouse flicks, etc.

Tarantino has an appreciation for the 1970’s and vintage films that I happen to also like. I share a lot in common with his appreciation for old school nuances. The fixation he has with exploitation flicks, it’s priceless. I also like the way Tarantino makes things backwards, unpredictible, and only he could turn a murder into something hysterical. Harvey Keitel’s scenes are just laugh-out-loud fodder…
Actually, there were three plots, all happening at the same time, and in random order, just like in a pulp novel - each chapter follows a different plot, until finally by the end of it you have seen the beginning, middle, and end of each plot, in some order. (I think it ends with the ending of the plot about the man and woman holding up the restaurant, which is also the beginning of the plot about the two thugs who discuss philosophy while committing paid thuggery - we see the ending of their story in a previous section.)

It’s a very weird movie, and I probably wouldn’t see it again, but at the time I thought it was very interesting.
 
Quentin Tarantino was basically unpacking the absurdities and uber violent, profane, craziness of the old school pulp fiction novels of old with thugs and cops. It was a collage of wacky, rambling conversations about everything under the sun. It had the F word more than 50 R rated movies combined! LOL…but if people get to know Tarantino, he uses that word in a wacky way to portray a character as over-the-top and to camp things up.
Yes - which makes his stuff very difficult to watch on any normal channels, because they always “blank out” the swear words, so with his movies, you just feel like there is something seriously the matter with the audio, since it keeps cutting out. :rolleyes:
P.F. was a crazy movie. Everytime it used to come on Encore channel, I couldn’t resist watching it. It’s absurd but fun in a weird way. Just like his other flicks Kill Bill 1 and 2 and Jackie Brown and Grindhouse flicks, etc.
I couldn’t get into Jackie Brown, and I don’t know the Grindhouse flicks - but yeah, Kill Bill was awesome. 🙂
Tarantino has an appreciation for the 1970’s and vintage films that I happen to also like. I share a lot in common with his appreciation for old school nuances. The fixation he has with exploitation flicks, it’s priceless. I also like the way Tarantino makes things backwards, unpredictible, and only he could turn a murder into something hysterical.
I feel like he is also, in some way, trying to highlight a moral point, there - first, he makes you laugh at a murder (and if you are thoughtful at all, that makes you pause - what kind of people are we?!) and then, what are we laughing at? The character says, in an off-hand way, “What? I said I was sorry! What do you want me to do?!”

Clearly, not only is he not sorry, he has no idea what it means, to be sorry.

The only thing he was really sorry about was that his shirt got messed up, and he had to wear the Hawaiian shirt, instead, which he didn’t like. But he didn’t care at all about the boy - the boy’s death affected him exactly the same way as if he had accidentally closed a door in someone’s face, or broken a flower pot by mistake. “It was an accident. Get over it.”

The boy’s uncle was just as bad. “The kid was an idiot. But what do I say to my sister? She was fond of him. She will be upset.” Again, exactly as if they had broken her favourite flower pot, instead of killed her son.

In a way, it is an insight into the thought processes of psychopaths - but then, at the same time, since we find ourselves laughing instead of horrified, he is also pointing out to us that we, too, are potentially psychopaths - we have it in us to be just as bad as they are.
 
I totally got into Jackie Brown and cracked up at Grindhouse, but the one I turned off because even I got too offended by the brutality was Reservoire Dogs, a movie my buddy just swears by. I can’t take it! Lame plot, too

You’re right about televised Tarantino movies. So much bleeping that it almost looks dubbed like a Godzilla flick! :eek:😛
Yes - which makes his stuff very difficult to watch on any normal channels, because they always “blank out” the swear words, so with his movies, you just feel like there is something seriously the matter with the audio, since it keeps cutting out. :rolleyes:

I couldn’t get into Jackie Brown, and I don’t know the Grindhouse flicks - but yeah, Kill Bill was awesome. 🙂

I feel like he is also, in some way, trying to highlight a moral point, there - first, he makes you laugh at a murder (and if you are thoughtful at all, that makes you pause - what kind of people are we?!) and then, what are we laughing at? The character says, in an off-hand way, “What? I said I was sorry! What do you want me to do?!”

Clearly, not only is he not sorry, he has no idea what it means, to be sorry.

The only thing he was really sorry about was that his shirt got messed up, and he had to wear the Hawaiian shirt, instead, which he didn’t like. But he didn’t care at all about the boy - the boy’s death affected him exactly the same way as if he had accidentally closed a door in someone’s face, or broken a flower pot by mistake. “It was an accident. Get over it.”

The boy’s uncle was just as bad. “The kid was an idiot. But what do I say to my sister? She was fond of him. She will be upset.” Again, exactly as if they had broken her favourite flower pot, instead of killed her son.

In a way, it is an insight into the thought processes of psychopaths - but then, at the same time, since we find ourselves laughing instead of horrified, he is also pointing out to us that we, too, are potentially psychopaths - we have it in us to be just as bad as they are.
 
I’ll give my standard canned answer of Event Horizon here. Actually not a bad movie in terms of technical or acting skill, but I definitely regard it as one of the most evil films I have seen.

So what prompted me to see this in the first place? I was in the Washington, D.C. metro area for work shortly before it came out, back in '97, and while in my hotel room I saw a puff piece about the movie on HBO which made it look interesting, like a “haunted house in space” movie a la Alien. I saw Event Horizon on opening night … and let me tell you, the gore in EH outdoes Alien by a considerable margin. Also, it’s suggested that the spaceship of the title has visited Hell and returned. And the final scene is quite disturbing.

I found out after the fact that the movie got an “O” rating from the USCCB Film Office. I agree with the rating. Avoid, avoid, avoid!!!
 
The Time Traveler’s Wife stands out in my mind. A bizarre but intriguing book turned into a confusing, dispassionate, and apathetic movie.
 
Couldn’t get thru all the posts, but did anyone mention The Ice Storm?
 
Well, I’d say Plan 8 From Outer Space too, but I consider that so bad it’s actually good. I assume you want movies that are truly bad and in no way good. And so I add Pom Poko to our list. Pom Poko is an anime made by Studio Ghibli, usually known for breathtaking visuals and stories that can be enjoyed by adults as well as children. Pom Poko is not either of these. And this is coming from an anime fan. Do not bother watching this one. Trust me on this.
 
You mean Plan NINE right? 😃
Well, I’d say Plan 8 From Outer Space too, but I consider that so bad it’s actually good. I assume you want movies that are truly bad and in no way good. And so I add Pom Poko to our list. Pom Poko is an anime made by Studio Ghibli, usually known for breathtaking visuals and stories that can be enjoyed by adults as well as children. Pom Poko is not either of these. And this is coming from an anime fan. Do not bother watching this one. Trust me on this.
 
The number one worst movie ever made is from the 1960s and is called “Raiders from the Deep.” The filming itself looks like a black-and-white home movie and the plot is absolutely ludicrous. A bad movie that has become a cult classic is “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”
 
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