Name the worst movies ever made

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exoflare said:
Never even heard of it, but it sounds terrible. 😃
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I probably shouldn’t bother…my husband is like…watch it when I’m at work haha He refuses to watch far fetched movies–it seems a little out there. Basically, the plot is that Beyonce (the singer, you know her?) is the wife of a handsome business man, who hires an attractive asst…and the asst becomes obsessed with him, and it goes from there. Looks like the two women get into it…so, for that, it seems a little out there. :o
 
gurneyhalleck1 said:
Yeah, a guy sitting there eating his own scalp skin, that was REAL classy! LOL, living under an amusement park, tres feasible! lol
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:rotfl: ROFL!!! Oh my gosh, I just burst out laughing…I wasn’t expecting to read this. :rotfl:
 
I don’t watch many new movies. I don’t feel I’m missing much, especially in the horror genre.

I do, however, recall as a young child being scared to death of a movie called KillDozer that aired on T.V. back in the 70s and I think I was five at the time, but it scared the heck out of me. :eek: I mean an asteroid apparently lands on earth and takes over full operation of a bulldowzer based on its inherent forces. I then recall a bunch of construction workers running for their lives, behind cliffs, sand dunes. I think the meteor could actually turn the headlights on the bozer to see. I have never heard of that movie since, so I cannot decide whether it was one of the worst or best. 🤷 Does this movie ring a bell?
 
KyivAndrew said:
I don’t watch many new movies. I don’t feel I’m missing much, especially in the horror genre.

I do, however, recall as a young child being scared to death of a movie called KillDozer that aired on T.V. back in the 70s and I think I was five at the time, but it scared the heck out of me. :eek: I mean an asteroid apparently lands on earth and takes over full operation of a bulldowzer based on its inherent forces. I then recall a bunch of construction workers running for their lives, behind cliffs, sand dunes. I think the meteor could actually turn the headlights on the bozer to see. I have never heard of that movie since, so I cannot decide whether it was one of the worst or best. 🤷 Does this movie ring a bell?
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Yup. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killdozer!_(film)
 
KyivAndrew said:
I don’t watch many new movies. I don’t feel I’m missing much, especially in the horror genre.

I do, however, recall as a young child being scared to death of a movie called KillDozer that aired on T.V. back in the 70s and I think I was five at the time, but it scared the heck out of me. :eek: I mean an asteroid apparently lands on earth and takes over full operation of a bulldowzer based on its inherent forces. I then recall a bunch of construction workers running for their lives, behind cliffs, sand dunes. I think the meteor could actually turn the headlights on the bozer to see. I have never heard of that movie since, so I cannot decide whether it was one of the worst or best. 🤷 Does this movie ring a bell?
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I remember that movie. I believe it was a Caterpillar D-14? Huge. The diesel in that model has a starter diesel just to get it turning.

Great movie!

Eddie Mac
 
Oh man! You all just reminded me of two more:

The Milpitas Monster–turns out to be a giant fly. The cast was made up of locals (including some friends of my older brother & the local h.s. principal) and I believe it was released shortly after the opening of a nearby landfill. :rolleyes:

And don’t forget…

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! Although I have to give this one credit for the comic relief!
 
gurneyhalleck1 said:
**Worst Movies of all time…ok here goes…

Plan Nine from Outer Space** (Ed Wood’s immortal kaka masterpiece)
Lazerblast (boy finds laser gun in the desert, boy blows town up)
Dracula vs. Frankenstein (gouteed dracula with decoder ring and Frankenstein with banana cream pie face)
Frogs (Ray Milland vs. Frogs, nuff said)
Empire of the Ants (Joan Collins vs. Ants, lol)
The Mephisto Waltz (horrible attempt at a devilish spook fest, only redeeming quality Jacqueline Bissett)
Ishtar (barforama!)
Superman III (Richard Pryor, puke! lol)
Game of Death (movie made after Bruce Lee died with a double and some of the worst editing in cinematic history!)
The X Files: I Want to Believe (OMG that was horrific! And I am the HUGEST X files fan!)
Groundhog Day (monotonous, not funny at all)
The Exorcist II (wow, awful, how do you follow up to a classic!?)
Ghostbusters 2
The Royal Tenenbaums (walked out of the theatre on that one)
Jewel of the Nile(Romancing the Stone rocked! This sequel blows!)
Rush Hour 3 yawn…first two hilarious, third stunk!
Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny(big Jack Black fan, this was actually too stupid even for a fan lol)
Black Knight (Martin Lawrence in THE worst plot of all time!)
Independence Day(horrific train wreck of CGI and awful acting lol, Will Smith stinks lol)
Zoolander

and HERE IS THE WORST FILM EVER PUT ON CELLULOID! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR…🍿:clapping::clapping::
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park
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Duude. These all sound really goooood.

has seen some of them and can attest
 
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Interview with the Vampire

so stupid… people dropping like flies because of the vampire and yet not once were the police or authorities called …

good acting though…

And Brad Pitt!!! 🙂

hmmm…
 
*Okay…I rented Obsessed starring Beyonce tonight…it was not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Beyone’s acting was actually pretty good. The plot, eh, it was ok. Just ok. Predictable…but it was not too shabby. Maybe a 6.5 on a scale from 1 to 10.

Anyone ever turn to rottentomatoes.com for reviews? They are usually pretty accurate, but they gave Pee Wee Herman’s Big Adventure a 100%, so…lol Maybe not always right on the money. :p*
 
I’m surprised to see The Mission on this list…I would have to say that I was very moved by this movie. I found it very thought provoking.

For my list I would include:

The Mariah Carey movie…Glitter
Joe Dirt-this was just awful

I know there are more…I’ll have to think…
 
funnyyetsavvy said:
I’m surprised to see The Mission on this list…I would have to say that I was very moved by this movie. I found it very thought provoking.

For my list I would include:

The Mariah Carey movie…Glitter
Joe Dirt-this was just awful

I know there are more…I’ll have to think…
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As I posted earlier, I loved The Mission. I will add that that even the thoughtr os a Mariah Carey movie gives me shivers and I never liked Dana Carey.
 
whatevergirl said:
*Okay…I rented Obsessed starring Beyonce tonight…it was not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Beyone’s acting was actually pretty good. The plot, eh, it was ok. Just ok. Predictable…but it was not too shabby. Maybe a 6.5 on a scale from 1 to 10.

Anyone ever turn to rottentomatoes.com for reviews? They are usually pretty accurate, but they gave Pee Wee Herman’s Big Adventure a 100%, so…lol Maybe not always right on the money. :p*
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Whoah whoahh whoahh! Let’s stop the presses here! Pee Wee’s Big Adventure ROCKED! That movie is so hilarious, so Tim Burton, oh my God, love that flick! I’ve never met anyone that didn’t? Timelessly hilarious!😃
 
gurneyhalleck1 said:
Whoah whoahh whoahh! Let’s stop the presses here! Pee Wee’s Big Adventure ROCKED! That movie is so hilarious, so Tim Burton, oh my God, love that flick! I’ve never met anyone that didn’t? Timelessly hilarious!😃
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Are you running rottentomatoes.com?? 😃 My dd and ds would agree…I watched it when it first came out, it was good…but 100%? It got better reviews that Schindler’s List for pete’s sakes…hahaha :rotfl:
 
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