Name the worst movies ever made

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I better not be one of them. :rolleyes: Honestly, you can use violence, suggestive themes, and swearing all you want.

Just make sure you do it in a way that’s not redundant, tasteless, and that your story actually has a tangible plot. -.-;;
IMHO: violence, sugg themes & swearing IS tasteless… End o’sentence.
 
I 1.) Titanic- A rich girl from a rich family has a comfortable life, and a rich fiance’ who treats her well- until she cheats on him with a poor man she met on the boat- naturally upsetting her family. Since the family and fiance’ are rich and proper, they are villified- and since the playboy she had her fling with is poor and doesn’t care about being proper, he is good. It was the “classic” of my high school days- people couldn’t wait to play the music from it in band (and I have to admit that the music is very good as far as movie soundtracks go), the song from it was always played on the radio- and I’m sure people still dance to it at high school proms. .
i saw it - but i disliked it because they slept together so soon in their relationship… I could kinda see them doing that if they KNEW they were going to die… but that wasn’t the case.

this is why i don’t watch TV or movies (except old ones) … I am sick of fornication being glorified… and/or treated like an everyday thing…

and so, in society in general - it becomes an everyday thing…
 
FLASH!!! (AAAAAHHaaaaahhhhh) Savior of the Universe!

(Flash Gordon) lame.
 
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And I would add, rarely needed to tell the story.
i thought about that after posting…

even when a true story is being portrayed, depicting violence that really happened, they don’t have to show absolutely everything… or anything, for that matter… I saw one movie about the Fr Revolution - they showed a guillotine but not the head rolling and/or whatever…

this is why i don’t usually watch TV or movies… seeing all that kind of thing over and over makes you jaded… pollutes the mind. it’s pretty hard to be “one with Jesus” when your mind is … on such things. Whatever goes into your mind stays there… It is dangerous to the soul to put garbage there. i don’t see how a Christian can stay committed to Christ when he is watching this cr— all the time…

maybe that explains why (assuming Time is being accurate here…& i don’t ) the Catholic Church is losing a lot of members these days…

too much TV.
 
i thought about that after posting…

even when a true story is being portrayed, depicting violence that really happened, they don’t have to show absolutely everything… or anything, for that matter… I saw one movie about the Fr Revolution - they showed a guillotine but not the head rolling and/or whatever…

this is why i don’t usually watch TV or movies… seeing all that kind of thing over and over makes you jaded… pollutes the mind. it’s pretty hard to be “one with Jesus” when your mind is … on such things. Whatever goes into your mind stays there… It is dangerous to the soul to put garbage there. i don’t see how a Christian can stay committed to Christ when he is watching this cr— all the time…

maybe that explains why (assuming Time is being accurate here…& i don’t ) the Catholic Church is losing a lot of members these days…

too much TV.
Correct. Look at Tale of Two Cities which was made in 1935(?) starring Ronald Coleman and Basil Rathbone. There were fights, battle scenes during the French Revolution, a murder, execution by guillotine and, of course, a love story. These were elements that were needed to tell a great story. Yet violence was not gratuitous nor was it graphic. They did not need to have a sex scene to show that two people were in love or that one character was a lout.

(By the way, this is one of my all-time favorite movies.)

The use of graphic images in modern entertainment is meant to curry to most prurient interests and, therefore, do **not **constitute art.
 
I don’t necessarily get put off by violence, such as in The Passion of the Christ. It’s when something immoral is glorified that puts me off, that makes the writing shallow, cliched…such AS the fornication in Titanic.
 
FLASH!!! (AAAAAHHaaaaahhhhh) Savior of the Universe!

(Flash Gordon) lame.
The movie is tongue-in-cheek, campy on purpose and meant to be “lame” yet fun for kids. It was targeted toward kids by DeLaurentis and he made it clear that it was camp, fun, and over-the-top intentionally. The jokes are obviously poking fun at the genre and the comics. Growing up as a kid I just loved watching it. Fun but goofy. The Queen soundtrack is worth the trip! lol But then again, heck, Queen never put out a bad album lol…
 
We beg to not. Satan is already after us tooth and nail; why help him along?
So I can kick him in the nuts when he gets close enough. 😛

Seriously, the most profound stories I’ve found to have a fair amount of violence, suggestive themes, swearing, or even a fair mix of both.

Still if you’re comfortable watching fluffy Disney fairy tales then I won’t stop ya. :rolleyes:
 
“Worst movie ever made” hmm what about worst movie being made?en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_(film)

i mean angles exterminating humanity? An angle of God going against his will? Jesus being born again? angles trying to kill him? God losing faith in all of humanity?
 
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Cider House Rules SOUNDS like a loser…

but never seen it…

Have you??

supposed to have pro-abortion message…

gee… coming from Hollywood??? :eek:

… stranger than fiction…
It wasn’t bady made, but pure propaganda about an idealistic youth (spiderman dude) learning to be doctor from Michael Cain who runs an orphanage and is also an abortionist. The youth is first appalled when he finds out what the old doctor is doing. But eventually sees the light.
 
Dogs: Thirty or so years ago, my family and I saw this movie at a drive in theatre. It was so bad we were laughing which wasn’t the intent of the movie. May it rest in peace and never ever grace the silver screen again.
Some of the best times are spent watching bad movies with friends and making fun of them. I can remember one movie, I forget the title, but it was about a vietnam war vet named Bob, who came back to his town and reconnected with old friends. Not all was right with old Bob. He needed to eat people to keep himself from decaying. He wore sunglasses to hide the fact that he was losing bits and pieces. For some reason, none of his friends seemed to notice. And the dialogue was hilarious.
 
Sailor Kensin was the only person on this thread to even mention Manos: The Hands of Fate.

If I had not watched it with MST3K commentary and I was forced to sit through the whole thing, I would have gone crazy. Even with the MST3K commentary I would have gone crazy had I not been watching it with all my brothers, my sister-in-law, my boyfriend, and another brother’s girlfriend, who were all like, “THIS IS SO BAD WHAT THE HECK WERE THEY THINKING?”

It is just so bad for so many reasons.

In fact, anything that MST3K made fun of is considered a very bad movie by everyone’s standards.

EDIT: Sorry, didn’t know were weren’t allowed to say the 4 letter cr-word on here. 😛
“Manos” was directed by a guy who owned a cement factory in Texas, so I think that says a lot there… But ooh yeah… this film would be unbearable were it not for the MST3K gang having their way with it…
 
I’m assuming you meant the original? Looked completely amateurish imo. I didn’t watch it in full, just caught a couple scenes on Youtube since I heard it was supposed to be a very good flick. Anyways, that was all I needed to judge how bad it was.
Just today I saw that it was available as a remake of some sort. I was an underage drinker when I saw the original in the 70’s… the jingle was, “it’s only a movie, it’s only a movie”. Yea, pretty lame!
 
We beg to not. Satan is already after us tooth and nail; why help him along?
I don’t think watching a movie that may contain violence or whatever else is helping Satan to take over us…

We are intellingent people who should be able to watch something objectively and make our decisions without taking a piece of fiction too seriously… A very clever teacher of mine was able to deliever a moral from almost every movie we suggested, so rather than think of watching these movies as wrong, we should apply our values to them to see how skewed they are…

The main danger IMO is how movies and tv can impact on people who are not yet able to view it like this - in particular children and even teenagers.

My main issue is not with violence or with sex but the integration of these two so that people start to connect them, or teenagers form a subconscious acceptablility to violence within relationships.

So to my mind I think Sliver was a terrible movie as the main character is attacked and then seems to start enjoying whats happening to her???!? And then for it not to be given an 18+ rating or refuse classification is incomprehensible to me.
 
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