Did anybody read the articles about the couple in New Zealand that wanted to name their son 4Real? Why? Because when they saw the ultrasound they realized that the pregnancy was “for real”. Well, the government stepped in and said that it was illegal for a child’s name to start with a digit. OK, the couple said. We’ll name him Superman and call him 4Real. ~shakes head~ You have to wonder if, at any point, they considered the child’s feelings or if they just wanted to annoy the government by picking out another wacky name.
Another pet peeve of mine is when people create unnecessary alternative spellings for normal names. For example, Bri’Yanna (Brianna) is the daughter of a co-worker. It also makes me wonder if people realize that an apostrophe in a name indicates a guttural stop in the pronunciation.
On the other hand, I have a few friends who have some up with some beautiful names for their children. Rowan Sage, a unique but lovely name. Sophia Isabelle. Louisa Rose. Daniel Khaled (the father is an Arabic linguist).
Personally, when I have children I want names that are actual names (no inventing things like LaPaula’quette, who was my cashier at Target a while ago), but aren’t super common. My name, for example, is Jennifer. ~sigh~ It gets annoying to have five friends in your social group with the name name.
Hannah Grace
Vivianne Adrianna
James Gregory
Grace Alexandra
Therese (Tess) Gisele
Henry Charles
Amelie Yvette
Simon Theodore
Who knows? Maybe my future kids will hate the names I give them because by then it’ll be fashionable to have names like Apple and PIlot Inspektor. “Mom, why couldn’t I be Jermajesty? Andrew is sooooo last decade!”