Oh how self-righteous you neo-con conservative “Catholics” are. You’re so convinced that you’ve presented the “facts” that this war in Iraq is justified, noble, and the work of almighty God Himself! We poor anti-war types, we’re so dellusional, we can’t compete with your “factual” arguements that WMDs were really in Iraq, they were just moved before we got there. And all those people who’s job it was to search for and find WMDs have now said they weren’t there and they haven’t been there…well they are just a bunch of liers…you know how those eeevil liberals are!
We can’t argue with the “facts” that Saddam was really behind 9-11 and had ties with Osama. And just because President Bush, Sec. Rummy, Powell, and others have said that there was no such connection…well…uh…USA USA USA!!!
The fact that thousands and thousands of innocent Iraqis have been killed, they are soooo happy we are there. The fact that the chances that they may be killed is now greater that under Saddam is…well…uh…USA USA USA!!!
Oh please Mr. Neo-con, conservative “Catholic”, teach me you wisdom! How can I, with a straight face, tell those silly anti-war types that all those facts they keep bringing up only makes them look stupid? How can I convince them that it’s anti-American to believe that Saddam and Osama weren’t buddies but they actually hated each other. Teach me oh wise one! I beg you!! How can I, with a clear conscience, show those looney anti-war type Catholics, that even though Catholics leaders from the Holy See on down cried out against war with Iraq, we can just ignore them, after all, war is the work of the state, it’s their decision not the Churches’ (wink wink). And what about all those dead civilians? What’s that Mr.Neo-con, conservative"Catholic"? Oh! I didn’t know that, there’s a street named “Colateral Damage” street in heaven! So when an innocent Iraqi baby gets killed or a teenager, or an old man and his grandmother get their heads blown off, that’s OK! They’re on their way to “Colateral Damage” street! Praise the Lord!!
So tell me, oh wise one, the holder of all the pearls of wisdom, is it true? To be an effective war-hawk"Catholic" I’m to ignore whatever the “other-side” says, no matter how valid or factual their argument may be? Only what we say is true, EVERYTHING else is a lie. No matter who says it, right? How about name calling? Does calling somebody anti-American, anti-soldier, pro-Saddam, shrill, just because they disagree with us really work? What’s that? Oh I see. It doesn’t matter, do it anyway. It makes them so mad and usually they’ll go away after that and them we can revel in our glory!! Oh how wise you are!!
Oh please Mr. All wise, all knowing, neo-con, conservative “Catholic” just let me sum up our wonderful conversation, if you don’t mind. I want to be just like you!!
Ignore and ridicule those anti-war types.
Whatever they present to you as fact, reject it out of hand, and ridicule them while you’re at it. It will make them hesitant the next time around.
If they bring up those dead civilians, call them anti-soldier right away…it works wonders.
And finally…What’s that?..Oh…really? Ignore Jesus!? His message just gets in the way.
And finally, If they bring up Jesus, start coughing wildly, excuse yourself, and get the hell outta there!