Nuttiest Things Non-Catholics Have Said or Done Around You Because You're Catholic

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When my daughter first met her freshman college room mate, her dad let her and my wife know that they were evagelical christians. When he found out we were Catholic, he didn’t really like it.

I first met him on move in day. We got to the dorm early and started to move in. We thought the floor was dirty. We aked the college staff to mop it. While it was being mopped the room mate and her family showed up. The door was closed. The dad asked if our priest was blessing the room!? :confused: My wife said no but that would be a good idea. 👍
 
Gamera said:
My cousin is a professional stage actress and singer. One time she got an emergency telephone call asking her to fly from her New York home to Boston to perform that night in “Nunsense,” a show which she had done many times. She didn’t have much time, so she decided to get into costume aboard the flight. She boarded the plane in her usual fashionable clothing, and after the plane took off, she went to the restroom, removed her makeup, changed our of her fasionable clothes and into her nun habit costume, and sat back in her seat. The passenger next to her scowled at her and said, “I hope you enjoyed your weekend in New York!”
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One day, a priest friend of mine was giving a lecture to a group of scientists and after delivering deep reflection on the Catholic Doctrine, one of the scientists, in the time for questions, rose up and said: “I do not believe in the RCC because I find that the Deluge was impossible and did not happen!”.
The priest was speechless, not for the question in itself but for having come from a scientist.
 
From what i can remember reading, at a cetain site, if we hang around long enough those “parties” would part of the Mass.
 
Bishop Sheen joke:

Boy: My Mom says your Pope’s not holy. In fact, he’s going to HELL!

Catholic Boy: Wouldn’t matter if he DID. The Pope is INFLAMMABLE!
 
I’ve heard this one from some Seventh-Day Adventists:
That Catholics are all going to hell because we worship on Sundays. That made facepalm HARD. :doh2:
 
Crescentinus said:
I’ve heard this one from some Seventh-Day Adventists:
That Catholics are all going to hell because we worship on Sundays. That made facepalm HARD. :doh2:
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That’s the tamest thing that usually comes from a SDA’s mouth. They usually pull that whole Papal-Antichrist mumbo jumbo!
 
You know, sometimes bigots just need to hear how absurd they are.
Maybe we should go ahead say “yep, your’re right. I’m off to worship the idols in the church before I get my secret directive from the Pope on how we are going to take over the world”. 😃 Just to watch thier reactions.
 
JustaServant said:
You know, sometimes bigots just need to hear how absurd they are.
Maybe we should go ahead say “yep, your’re right. I’m off to worship the idols in the church before I get my secret directive from the Pope on how we are going to take over the world”. 😃 Just to watch thier reactions.
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I say stuff like that to my Baptist friends all the time.
 
BListon said:
That’s the tamest thing that usually comes from a SDA’s mouth. They usually pull that whole Papal-Antichrist mumbo jumbo!
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I was once told John Paul II was the anti-Christ. My reaction?

“Satan must be pulling his hair out by now!”

JPII was near death – but hadn’t really “gotten the program going.” 😃
 
Darran said:
Yea like here, some scotts (a lot being protestant) hold some serious hatred for Catholics. No reason for it, just for bigotrys sake. They do tend to be FARR off on their ideas of Catholicism if you ask them about it. My friend was telling me recently about a chat he had with someone who thought we sacrifice a goat once a year and wouldn’t change his mind about it nomatter what he said.

Ofcourse though, not ALL are like that, but they’re out there unfortunately.
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I met an older Scottish woman who would not eat anything green because it was a Catholic color, poor thing!
 
CaptFun said:
I was once told John Paul II was the anti-Christ. My reaction?

“Satan must be pulling his hair out by now!”

JPII was near death – but hadn’t really “gotten the program going.” 😃
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Lol a 90 something year old Polish man with a big hat… surely Satan can do better than that…😃
 
BListon said:
Lol a 90 something year old Polish man with a big hat… surely Satan can do better than that…😃
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I was joking with a friend the other day, and the subject came up about super villains…she said teasingly “Yeah, you Catholics have the Pope for that, right? He kinda looks like the Emperor from Star Wars!”

I replied, “Yeah, didn’t you know? Our worshiping idols and cannibalistic practices give Catholics the ability to shoot lightning!”

😃
 
Lochias said:
I was joking with a friend the other day, and the subject came up about super villains…she said teasingly “Yeah, you Catholics have the Pope for that, right? He kinda looks like the Emperor from Star Wars!”

I replied, “Yeah, didn’t you know? Our worshiping idols and cannibalistic practices give Catholics the ability to shoot lightning!”

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I knew they put something in the wine. 😃
 
This was a conversation 100 yrs ago when we were in high school. We were talking about God.

Jewish friend: You better watch out…my God will send a lightning bolt to strike you down.
Me: Well, my God sent His son to save us.
Friend: You win!!

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And vice-versa.

Surprised? It’s true: The Jews also have had funny ideas and stories about us Christians and our “practices.” Some still do, in fact.

Check out “Unorthodox: The Scandalous Rejection of My Hasidic Roots” by Deborah Feldman.
 
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