No, I will refute any LDS interpretation by simply pointing to the question, which you have continued to ignore. The Lord was not asked will the woman get married in the next world, but which man will be her husband. She had been married seven times already, and they wanted to know which would be her husband. The only way you can go on about whether a word means an action, or whether one can reasonably understand “shall neither be married” as one way or another is by ignoring that he was not asked about getting married, but being married.
No, they wished to catch the Lord in a contradiction. The text itself is prefaced this way: And there came to him some of the Sadducees, who deny that there is any resurrection… Being carnal people, they believed that any resurrection would be entirely carnal and so people’s marriages in this life would have to be dealt with in the next. To their mind this created an obvious contradiction, since she was married to seven men and couldn’t possibly have seven husbands in heaven.
There was no such teaching. The Saducees denied the resurrection altogether, much less eternal marriage. The Lord also didn’t teach it, as is clear, and simply and flatly denied anything even remotely like it. You simply have to accept the facts. The Lord was presented with a clear question which bears directly on marriage in the resurrection, and not only did he refuse to expound any such teaching at all, or even hint at it, he instead denied it. Your readings of these passages are just entirely impossible.
I, too, like the Spanish better. Nice one Parker!!
But I must chime in and say this. Jesus didn’t answer the question. You tell me where he answered it. He didn’t.
The Jewish tradition (and that of the Pharisees), of course, was that the wife would belong to the first husband. That is why the brothers would raise up seed for him. This would be
his family in heaven.
The Sadducees were trying to trick Jesus into a tired and worn out debate about the resurrection. A debate they probably knew how to navigate well. But Jesus knew they were trying to catch him in his words, so he caught them in theirs instead. They said, “
in the resurrection, whose wife would she be?”
So, he responded, “
in the resurrection, people neither marry nor are given in marriage.” This statement answered several questions at once. First, there
is a resurrection. Second, marriage is not performed “in the resurrection.” And third, “Yes, I know what you are trying to do, Sadducees!”
To interpret anything more than this is intellectually forcing a conclusion. Jesus then closed the door on Sadducee doctrine altogether with his next statement about God being the God of the living. Brilliant!
Jesus was not answering the question, “Are people married in heaven?” He wasn’t answering the question, “Does everyone become an angel in the resurrection?” He also wasn’t answering the question, “Will anyone get her at all (since there aren’t married people there)?”
So, we can stop debate on the matter and either look for a different scripture or accept that we are all trying to prove too much
about marriage from a scripture that is clearly
about the resurrection.