Poll on contraception

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The funny thing is some couples can use every fertility app, ovulation predictor kit, have sex every day during the estimated fertile period, wrap their cellphones in tinfoil and it takes them years to get to baby 1. But some people look at each other for too long and they have a kid on the way.

It’s a scientific fact that if you and your wife have relations in the backseat of a muscle car, preferably parked outside her parents’ house, all the while fumbling in the dark for an expired condom, and then telling her, “It’s ok, you never get pregnant the first time…”

You will get pregnant. 100% of the time.
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This is great! Now I know what we have done and why I´m not blessed with children until now! So logical…but…whre do I find a muscle car now?🤣🤣😂
 
Pup, if my last post was grossly insensitive to your situation, my apologies. My oddball humor would probably qualify in the DSM as…something.

I’m about to remove it.

(My post, that is. The humor is ingrown.)
 
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What post?

My friend, literally - NOTHING offends me - except people attacking my integrity.

I’m an RN and married to a Brit. I have the most bizarre sense of humor myself. Really - you’re fine, and I didn’t even catch anything of that nature at all. I swear.
 
Good deal! No harm was meant.

I bet Mr. Pup7 is an entertaining fellow. And quite lucky to have such a smart and gracious wife! (Feel free to use this post to remind him of that.)

🤭
 
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He’s not quite as amusing as he thinks he is. 😆😆😆😆😆

But our 18th anniversary was Sunday, so regardless at this point he’s pretty much a keeper.
 
God will not be good to heretical clergy on judgement day.
 
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Luckily, the Church is not a democracy. More poeple go to hell for sins of the flesh than any other sin. Its no wonder the divorce rate among Catholics is so high.
 
I have read many of your posts, and you sound much like the first guy…

Luke 18:9 - 14 NABRE

The Parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector. 9 He then addressed this parable to those who were convinced of their own righteousness and despised everyone else. 10 “Two people went up to the temple area to pray; one was a Pharisee and the other was a tax collector. 11 The Pharisee took up his position and spoke this prayer to himself, ‘O God, I thank you that I am not like the rest of humanity—greedy, dishonest, adulterous—or even like this tax collector. 12 I fast twice a week, and I pay tithes on my whole income.’ 13 But the tax collector stood off at a distance and would not even raise his eyes to heaven but beat his breast and prayed, ‘O God, be merciful to me a sinner.’ 14 I tell you, the latter went home justified, not the former; for everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and the one who humbles himself will be exalted.”
 
I will not feed into this nonsense otherwise this thread may get shut down, I don’t want that. Peace be to you.
 
I have not hidden that I was forced to have a vasectomy. I may have not said within this thread, but I have said it.

I was absolved of the sin by my priest.

I wasn’t judging you, I only said that you sound much like the first guy, what you think about what I say is on you.
 
I’ll happily go read that, but I wonder about the actual intention of the poster.
 
I have a very weird sense of humor myself. And i am bit of an Anglophile. I love British history, music and their Parliament is so much more entertaining than our Congress! Have you ever watched Parliament on C Span? They heckle each other. Our Congress is less entertaining than watching paint dry. My daughter has been watching British made kids tv and has started saying British phrases like “going on holiday” and sometimes taking sn accent when saying mommy or daddy. It is hilarious.
 
How’s this for hilarity? My in-laws ask me the best spots in London. I know the City and her surroundings better than they do. 🤣🤣

Tell them it’s “Mummy”, though. But I bet they already know that.

Nothing is cuter than my niece-in-laws chatting on FaceTime. Very proper accents. Too cute.

Parliament cracks me up because all they do is talk about how uncivilized (uncivilised?) the US can be, yet their Parliament behaves like a rowdy high school class. LOL.
 
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alice24 said:
but…whre do I find a muscle car now?🤣🤣😂
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Mecum and Barrett-Jackson each have several classic car auctions about the country every year 🙂

I drove for Mecum in Las Vegas last fall including a first year GT 500, a 40th anniversary of the same, a Challenger Hellcat, a plymouth roadrunner, a 70s pontiac with $50k of engine boosting, and so many more . . . (they called the local Mustang club for driers).

And that’s to counting fun things like the '31 and '32 Packards, the '60 Cadillac Fleetwood . . .

hawk
 
😍😍🤩🤩

I can’t claim to know about cars, but I have a very large appreciation for them, and I like car auctions and car shows. That’s pretty cool.
 
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