The Noah myth has been discussed over and over on CAF. To repcapitulate some of the chief difficulties:
- There is not enough water on earth to submerge it to a depth of 29,053 feet. Magic needed here. Level out the earth and it will be under 9000 feet of water. There is much water in rocks and a huge ocean under China.
- The water would not have been able to drain anywhere to reveal dry land. More magic needed here. Nope - water drained into underground basins
- Noah had no animal collection system to capture animals from all over the globe. Magical flying transport carpets might have helped. Miracle
- Noah would have needed aquaria with lighting and heating systems to preserve all the fish species that could not survive in brackish water. Either magic, or solar-powered lighting and filtering systems. Nope - Even fresh water fish’s salt content is very near that of ocean. Both can survive in a balance tank.
- The elephants alone produced 5,600 pounds of manure per day over the duration of the flood. Noah would have done little else besides shovel elephant manure.(That doesn’t count the other 8.7 million species.) Nope - some think that there was a sluice of some sort that help clean it. In addition proponents believe the animals to be in a stasis of sorts.
- Noah would have to have traveled to Australia to drop off the marsupials before heading to Ararat. But since Ararat is higher than any point in Australia, how did the ark come to rest on that mountain? How, you ask? Easy – magic! How far away was Australia at the time of the flood. You do know that many did cross water over and over again?
- Noah would have to have carried seeds of all the plants, which would not have survived 150 days of submersion in salt water. After the flood, there was no living vegetation. How did the plant eating animals survive, you ask? Easy – magic! Really now - seeds? Seeds are promulgated many ways.
I could go on, but I’ll give You time to solve these problems first. Then I’ll give You another problem set for tomorrow. Looking forward to it.
StAnastasia