I forgot to mention that Teresa also wrote an autobiography. It’s very beautiful. I’m biased. I have never found an English translation that does it justice. I’ve read it in Spanish, Italian, French and English. English is the worse. I think it’s because her humor does not come through. You can’t translate jokes. You can only subsitute them with similar ones. In her autobiography she has very funny punchlines. If you know how to read Spanish, it’s worth reading her autobiography in Spanish. Her dialogues with God are great.
There are times when she’s furious with him and tells him off in no uncertain terms. There are other times when she makes fun of herself and even of people around her. It’s these dialogues that she has with God that impresses one with the power of her faith. You must have faith that God loves you and that God is not waiting to strike you dead to tease him, scold him, laugh with him and even complain to him about the silly people around you.
If Teresa were on CAF, most people would not like her. Her favorite line was, “What are you thinking?” She did not like excesses in anything. She scolded her nuns for being too feminine.
There are two moments in her life where she made me laugh until I had an accident.
First: She had been praying for a Carmelite Friar to join her work of reforming Carmel. Finally, when a young friar named Brother John of the Cross shows up at her convent, Teresa looks at him and said, “I askd God to send me a priest and he sent me half a friar.” John of the Cross was visibly hurt, because he was very short, about 5 ft, shorter than her. She looked at him and said, “Stop pouting, a man your height only looks shorter when he pouts.” John did not know what to make of her.
Second: She was about to leave for Seville to found a new house when the news came that the Inquisition had a copy of her autobiography and that they were not happy. They were going to come looking for her. She stopped and thought for a moment and said, “I’m really very busy. If they want to talk to me, they’ll have to go to Seville.”
She had no tolerance for those who criticized the clergy. At one time, there was a priest who has living with a prositute. Her nuns were scandalized. Teresa sent her nuns to find out if it was true. They came back with confirmation. They thought that Teresa was going to shun him. She turned around and made him her confessor. After months of this, he came over to her side of the confessional and confessed to her. She looked at him and said, “Father, you’re being ridiculous. Get up.” He was on his knees. He died a saintly death a few months later. She never said anything to him about his way of life, but when she heard her nuns talking about him, she slammed them with a week of penances for discussing the sins of another instead of attending to their own souls.
She was an incredible human being.
Fraternally,
Br. JR, OSF