Sweet! Who Loves Napoleon Dynamite?!

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Poll: What did you think of the movie?
Okay, here’s a flippin’ sweet thread for those who love the movie Napoleon Dynamite! I’ve seen it so many times I can honestly recite the entire movie from memory. Some of my favorite scenes :

“Hey Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!”
“It’s a cross between a lion and a tiger, bred for it’s skills in magic…”
“Grab my arm…the other arm…MY other arm…okay, just break the wrist and walk away.”
“Santo Nino de Atocha is a good one… My aunt Concha has seen him.”
“There’s a lot more where this came from if you go to the dance with me. Yours truly, Napoleon Dynamite.”
“Will you bring me my ChapStick? No, Napoleon. But my lips hurt real bad!!”
“I told you, I spent it with my uncle in Alaska, hunting wolverines!”
“We chat online almost 2 hours every day, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”
“Pedro, this matches your season.”
“Tina, you fat lard, come get your dinner. Eat it, Tina, eat the food!”
“You must be Pedro’s cousins with the sweet hookups!”
“I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that cause you think you’re fat? Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted.”
“Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever!”
“Girls only like guys with skills…numchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills… I don’t have any skills!”
“Do you think I got where I am today dressing like Peter Pan here?”
“Perhaps you would like to buy some handwoven handicrafts.”

Okay, okay, I could go on and on, but I’m sure if you’re posting here, so could you! I especially loved the fact that I could watch it with my entire family and not have to censor anything. It was the funniest thing ever!

What’s your favorite scene? What did you think of it?
 
your mom goes to college.

flippin awesome movie. one of my coworkers quotes ND every day.

freakin idiot! 🙂
 
I must say I quote it VERY often too. Then some people get frustrated with me… Gosh!! I can say whatever I feel like!
 
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Poll: What did you think of the movie?
Okay, here’s a flippin’ sweet thread for those who love the movie Napoleon Dynamite! I’ve seen it so many times I can honestly recite the entire movie from memory. Some of my favorite scenes :

“Hey Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!”
“It’s a cross between a lion and a tiger, bred for it’s skills in magic…”
“Grab my arm…the other arm…MY other arm…okay, just break the wrist and walk away.”
“Santo Nino de Atocha is a good one… My aunt Concha has seen him.”
“There’s a lot more where this came from if you go to the dance with me. Yours truly, Napoleon Dynamite.”
“Will you bring me my ChapStick? No, Napoleon. But my lips hurt real bad!!”
“I told you, I spent it with my uncle in Alaska, hunting wolverines!”
“We chat online almost 2 hours every day, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”
“Pedro, this matches your season.”
“Tina, you fat lard, come get your dinner. Eat it, Tina, eat the food!”
“You must be Pedro’s cousins with the sweet hookups!”
“I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that cause you think you’re fat? Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted.”
“Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever!”
“Girls only like guys with skills…numchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills… I don’t have any skills!”
“Do you think I got where I am today dressing like Peter Pan here?”
“Perhaps you would like to buy some handwoven handicrafts.”

Okay, okay, I could go on and on, but I’m sure if you’re posting here, so could you! I especially loved the fact that I could watch it with my entire family and not have to censor anything. It was the funniest thing ever!

What’s your favorite scene? What did you think of it?
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I would have to call it awesome. Just a few of my favorite lines.

“Goooosh”

“How much you wanna bet I can throw this ball over those mountains?”

"“Napolean, don’t be Jealous because I have been talkin to babes online all day.”
 
‘this tastes like the cow got into the onion patch’

‘that’s correct’

‘yessssssssssssssssssss…’
 
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“I told you, I spent it with my uncle in Alaska, hunting wolverines!”
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hahaha, I forgot that one.

“Of course, like fifty.”

“What do you think…A freakin 12 gauge.”
 
truly a great movie - and completely clean! not even any cuss words!

‘vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true.’
 
On Kip’s lack of transportation:

“Napoleon, will you pull me into town?”

“See, that’s the problem. At the moment, nothing comes to mind.”

Plus who could forget the classic scene where he runs over the tupperware and smashes it “Darnit!” and just drives away!?hahaha
 
:rotfl:

i LOVE that scene.

and i have to admit that the closing scene, with napolean and his girl playing tetherball, while one of the STRANGEST romantic scenes i’ve ever seen, is one of the most touching.
 
I love how whenever he hits the tetherball he goes, “Yessss!” “Yesss!”

I also like the romantic scene in which both Deb and Napoleon reach for a wig for Pedro and their hands touch. (“that one looks like kind of like a warrior.” “you know, you’re right.”) So Napoleon breathes, “Sorry!” and looks away, while Deb just smiles. 😃

That has also got to be one of the weirdest romantic scenes ever!
 
I love it when he slaps Kipp in the face and runs away, he does it to Summer’s boyfriend in the deleted scenes too.

One of my favorite lines:

“I wish you’d get out of my life and shut up!”

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i LOVE that scene.

and i have to admit that the closing scene, with napolean and his girl playing tetherball, while one of the STRANGEST romantic scenes i’ve ever seen, is one of the most touching.
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Of course, while that is the scene BEFORE the credits roll, there is a scene AFTER the credits - with the best wedding song of all time.
 
“You guys are retarded”

I saw it with my sons and would have to say I just loved it. Clean ans quirky - just the way I enjoy my movies.

I loved Kip’s transformation and his sweet bride, LaFawnduh.
 
“So Napoleon… what did you do last summer?”

“I went Wolverine hunting in Alaska with my uncle.”

“So, did you shoot any?”

“Heck yeah… I shot like 50 of them, they were chasing my cousin. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?”

“What did you use to shoot them?”

“Freakin 12 guage, what do you think??”

~contributed by Actorderick, my 13 year old
 
Well, three of my friends saw it, two said it was hilarious, one said it was one of the worst, stupidest movies he has seen. One who liked it proceeded to say that it’s more entertaining the second time around. So, I’m not going to spend money to see it, but I’m sure somebody I know owns it so I’ll just watch it at their house.

The funniest thing, though, was for Halloween, a freshman that I drive dressed up as Napoleon and I swear he looked just like him (he even brought glasses with weak lenses but got a headache eventually). Then, one of my more outgoing (and out-there) friends dressed up as the other character, and as we walked on to campus, he saw my freshman and ran up and picked him up in a gigantic hug. It totally took the freshman by surprise, and gave me a good laugh.

Eamon
 
If I want a chuckle from a bunch of retards, I’ll watch Monte Python. This movie was rubbish.
 
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