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Guess what Boldly? When I clicked those red, ruby, shoes----do you know what I wished? You got it! I 'm right there. It really is nice having a visit with you today. I will be no bother, you won’t even know I’m around. I will be heading out by this eve. @boldlygo
 
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So…it was you…I thought it was the beans the dog ate last night…🤣
 

Well, you just wait because for me the eve has not come yet, and if the fragrance of incense comes around – (dogs don’t eat beans) beware because that was not me. 😟 or your angel gives you an inspiration–it is one of the 3.
 
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Divine3 said:
( dogs don’t eat beans )
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[No lie…my dog eats beans…last night was baked beans, but her favorite is green beans in mushroom-cream sauce…]

For some reason, my dog, Sadie, seems a bit on edge this evening…more energetic than usual…I hope you weren’t the pull-toy she just destroyed…
 
You are very fortunate to have a dog that is willing to eat beans, I had one who liked to eat carrots. No, never do I go into toys etc. That’s never my territory.
 
Looks like I survived the night…it must have been the omnivorous guard dog that keeps me company…
[She’ll eat just about anything we do…one of her favorites is Chinese carryout - she loves the lo mein noodles, and she also enjoys bok choi, water chestnuts, carrots, peppers, egg rolls, and fortune cookies…]
 
Actually, Sadie didn’t eat anything but old dusty dog food. Boldly just blames her when the fridge is empty and his friends ask why he gained fifty pounds “inexplicably”…
 
Hawkmaid7 said:
friends ask why she gained fifty pounds…
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Hawkmaid’s weight gain, far beyond the ‘freshman ten’ can be explained by her living conditions…after her ouster from the Tappa Kegga Beer sorority, she took up residence in the abandoned garage behind Pizza King…since she still had her bicycle, [the red Murray with the balloon tires, training wheels, and handlebar- mounted basket…] it was only natural for her to get an evenings-and-weekends job there delivering pizzas.
It didn’t take long before the awesome aroma got to her, but she couldn’t just eat the pizza and deliver an empty box…
Brainstorm!!
The most popular evening-and-weekend pizza in a college town is always the XXXL party size 18-inch 16-cut monster, and most orders are for at least a few of them…Hawkmaid convinced the owner that, since all these pizzas are going to parties, it makes good sense to serve smaller slices…the 16-cut became a 24-cut. Now, it was easy for Hawkmaid to feed herself…she’d remove a slice from each pizza, slide the others around a little, and nobody knew the difference…on weekends, she found she could get away with two slices from each, since the beer was flowing so freely…
With all the exercise on the bike, the weight gain came slowly, but everything worked out well in the end…now, with the weather getting colder, she can use the insulation, and the added weight will give her better traction in the snow…
 
At least my plans are well thought out and have no possible negative side effects. Boldlygo’s attempt to buy into bitcoin stocks? …Not so much.

(Sorry I’m not as creative, it’s almost dinnertime here 😉 )
 
I just want to tell you all…are you ready? I have lost five pounds in a week! 😁 And it was easy…all I did was this
😷.
 
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Divine was right, wearing a mask does help one not eat! And not talk clearly. And not breath very well. So one asthma attack later (We told her not to climb up those stairs to McDonalds so fast…) Divine found herself being checked out of the hospital, where they for some reason removed her appendix…twice? Five pounds later! Tada!
 
I knew I felt as light as a feather. But I must tell you all-- We have among us a Prophet ! Hawkmaid , how could I be so blind? The mask did slip up towards my eyes at times.
But we will see in a few days, if her medical diagnosis is correct.
Until then I am working on flying, usually I have no problems, but there is this divine correction from a higher source that I must endure. 😎 I wonder if Chick - fil -A is open? 🐣
 
Chick-Fil-A was not open, but it was shortly thanks to Divine’s size, flight, and lock picking kit!
 
I must break the news to you @Hawkmaid7 it is back to prophet school you must go. Appendix it was not and you have some gall to get it wrong. Hint, hint…Gallbladder was what poor me, divine had. Such a worldly embarrassment to even mention. Chick - fil-- A has gotten its revenge and they have sent me to the desert to repent. But fear not I will get permission to visit you. I know you can’t wait. I think I might need Dough brother @Dougbro1 to come along. He does know how to make a fine pizza. looking forward to visiting you at Prophet Academy and I heard that @boldlygo is the dietitian. I did hear from some very wise owls Boldly is not as trim as before…And such a shame for a dietitian. Hoping to meet up with @F_Marturana we might need some good music in the cafeteria…
 
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