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Yes, @Hawkmaid7 again your keen eyed view is right on target. (Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.) (remember ---- ahhh —hush. — Hawkmaid is really an owl) I do need a pool for Boldly and anyone who would like to be baptized. I don’t go for those wash bowl baptismal fonts —give me a pool or lake any day. But for you …night is just fine.
 
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Devine3, Andy Devine’s third cousin, [three times his size, too…] got bit by the Hollywood bug, big time. As soon as the Star Wars prequel was completed, she began looking for another opportunity to showcase her - er - unique talents…
She didn’t have to wait long…Melvin Finstervlep, the well-known producer-director of 50’s B-movie remakes, saw the trailer for the prequel and went bonkers…“She’s a natural”, he screamed.
Two days later, Devine3 was on set in the title role of the Steve McQueen classic - “The Blob”.
 
Boldly was hired to run around and deliver notes between all the petty actors…he added to the fray by scribbling in his own comments to each actor.

Before anybody knew it one set blew up, three actors weren’t speaking to each other, and one actress ha a mental breakdown because Someone said she looked like a hot dog in her gold Red Carpet dress…
 
Since I had accumulated a small fortune as the GEICO gecko, I didn’t really need the job, so I got in touch with my old friend Hawkmaid, who, being a college student, was desperate for some pocket change…with her [in]famous bike, she was a natural for delivering notes on set among all the ‘petty actors’…by the end of the first day on the job, everyone liked her [she still had the oversize painted-on freckles]…
Brainstorm!!
She went home after work, and stayed up most of the night making batch after batch of her favorite sour cream cookies…when she ran out of sour cream, she substituted cream cheese, then mayonnaise…
The next day, she sold the cookies to the ‘petty actors’ as she delivered their notes…
Long story short, the entire cast of the movie ended up in the emergency room with acute gastritis…Hawkmaid went with them, and was recognized as ‘the cute girl who escaped from quarantine’…she’s back in quarantine now, and plans on staying there for the foreseeable future, as the entire cast of ‘The Blob’ is out to get her…
 
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Boldly UGo…still can’t spell Divine and gets confused about words and creatures. There is the blob which resembles a oneness that has many parts within it. As in this definition: “A Binary Large OBject ( BLOB ) is a collection of binary data stored as a single entity in a database management system. Blobs are typically images, audio or other multimedia objects, though sometimes binary executable code is stored as a blob . Database support for blobs is not universal.”
Again this blob is just an image or a multimedia code that keeps Boldly UGo in his fantasy arena. Hawkmaid recognizes genuine talent as both Boldly U Go and Hawkmaid could be dual authors of a new book series titled – Boldly the Owl who thought she was a Hawk

 
Boldlygo has a collection of multicolored thimbles he displays in his dining room. They’re color coordinated, and he’s got a ceiling to floor display case, but it’s only as wide as four thimbles.
 
F_Marturana knows this because she set up the entire display

Thimble

By

Thimble

While Boldly ran around with multicolored feathers taped to his arms, just to make Divine raise an eyebrow.
 
Nucleus – Atoms all take one to the beginning and that reminds me of a song…


U Go Boldly to areas that are beyond your understanding. Take for instance the Amoebae which are eukaryotes whose bodies most often consist of a single cell. The cells of amoebae, like those of other eukaryotes, possess certain characteristic features . Their cytoplasm and cellular contents are enclosed within a cell membrane. Their DNA is packaged into a central cellular compartment called the nucleus.Apr 2, 2016
 
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Hawkmaid, when I saw Boldly flapping his arms, while the feathers flew off in all kinds of directions, I was concerned. He thinks he can fly and now there isn’t even one, white feather on his hairy arms. Do you think you might be able to help him? I hope he hasn’t knocked down all those multicolored thimble F_Maturana saw during his flapping episode.
 
Divine thought it would be good to alphabetize the thimbles instead of color coding them.

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🤓
 
@F_Marturana definitely was pleased about that ordering; she can never remember much beyond the fifth letter of the alphabet, which is a problem, because she wasn’t supposed to be F Marturana in fact none of that except those A’s are part of her username.

No, no no.

Really it’s supposed to be Y_Bannnnana
 
A o k. I have to tell an outrageous lie (this is almost impossible for me to do because of my credentials.)
Hawkmaid is not an Owl or a Hawk. She doesn’t even belong to the Tytonidae family. And Boldlyugo isn’t bold, but he does have a little problem with walking, you know, bold legged.

FMaturna is really the head of a very, very famous radio station (she hints at it in her name) ’ A turn’ the volume up of FM at u r na 83.4 They play all kinds of music… link above🙌 @F_Marturana, @Hawkmaid7 Then there is @Dougbro1 who is a multimillionaire and he invests in tamarind and believe it or not, Taxidermy of avian dinosaurs…please be careful Hawkmaid …just go by Awk Maid…you will be safer…adios
 
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Tamarind and taxidermy?! Heavens, no!
The real reason I’m a multimillionare is because I’ve opened a whole theme park involving reanimated dinosaurs with a long process involving mosquitoes, amber, and DNA! I call it, “Cretaceous Park.” More secure than Jurassic Park and everything!
Divine is just afraid of being fed to the dinosaurs, but really has nothing to fear; the mosquitoes will get Divine before that ever happens.
 
How Mosquitoes Came to the Earth — I am not sure if Dough or is that Doug has read this 1889 best seller. Most likely Canada was still in the Ice age and Doug Brother is too young to even find the book on Amazon…no not the one that is holding a Synod…we wait for the outcome of that best seller. Anyway, Doug I will, at another time ,tell you the facts about the beginning and soon to be…end of the mosquito. Sleep well and don’t let the bed bugs bite or those Buzz, Buzz mosquitoes.🐝 couldn’t find a mosquito. Of course…Divine blessings.
 
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Divine, darling, you sounded just lovely on that tuba in the background! Now could you please stop your wailing, get off the horn, and let the player actually pick it up and use it for his performance?
 
Oh my dear child, when will you go listen to the New York Philharmonic and hear the difference between a tuba, French horn and of course, a harp? I guess I will just have to ask a higher power to get you some tickets ASP. Until then try youtube.
 
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As luck would have it, Calvin and Hobbes are both huge fans of '50’s B-movie remakes…when they heard that the remake of ‘The Blob’ was in progress, they rushed to the set, and brought along the transmogrifier. Between takes, they lured Devine3 inside [a very tight squeeze…], adjusted the dial, and waited…
Devine3 emerged as her all-time favorite movie character, Dorothy Gale, the young heroine from ‘The Wizard of Oz’…she clicked her heels three times, and disappeared.
No one has seen her since, but then again, nobody really tried very hard to find her…
 
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