The fish Jonah was swallowed by actually an extraterrestrial submarine?

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It was a time machine. It was mine. Jonah and I travelled back to the 21st century and he spent some time teaching me ancient Hebrew. Then I took him back to the beach. Anyone want next week’s lottery numbers?
I’ll swap you for last week’s numbers. That’s a fair exchange.

The mention of the time machine reminded me of the answer someone gave when asked what advice would he give to his younger self if he could go back. He said he’d tell him: ‘There’s going to be a small company starting up in 1976 called Microsoft…’
 
Yeah that is what I was watching. I just figured any show they had on there met a certain standard of historical accuracy to be on the channel. But apparently not lol
Ancient Aliens’ answer to every historical question is the preposterous ancient astronauts pseudoscientific theory, despite evidence to the contrary (which they never present on the show). It’s become such a joke that it is a meme:

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Lol. I found that guy to be funny. I didn’t realize this show was such a joke. I feel kind of dumb now.
 
Beware of ancient aliens though.

Some of them are vile, parasitic snake-like things who will enter through your world’s stargate in order to enslave it or find suitable human hosts. And then demand to be worshipped as gods.

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I was watching the History Channel
The History Channel in the last 20 years no longer shows actual history, but instead specializes in way-out conspiracy fantasy crackpot theories often involving extraterrestrials. Their programs are good for a laugh but not worth discussing.
 
Lol. I found that guy to be funny. I didn’t realize this show was such a joke. I feel kind of dumb now.
Don’t feel dumb. It’s fun to watch once in a while. And now you know not to take it seriously.
 
Have any of you heard this before? I was watching the History Channel and this show was saying how the fish was actually an extraterrestrial submarine. Has anyone heard this before? Does this have any evidence? I always took the story as non-literal but could this have been what happened. If so what is God trying to convey to us through by saving Jonah with other intelligent creations?
I sincerely hope you don’t think there is any possibility this nonsense can be true!
 
Captain: “Is that a mammal or a fish?”

Doctor: “I’m a doctor captain, not a marine biologist!”
 
I was watching the History Channel and this show was saying how the fish was actually an extraterrestrial submarine.
Is this extraterrestrial submarine still anywhere around on earth or did it fly off into outer space? I would be interested to see how it was able to travel long distances from outer space to the earth.
 
I’ve never seen the show but, based on the photos posted here, the guy is clearly a Centauri from Centauri Prime and, since they’ve been around since 262, he clearly qualifies as an Ancient Alien!
(Baylon 5 reference for all you fellow geeks out there!)
 
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