The fish Jonah was swallowed by actually an extraterrestrial submarine?

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Below summarizes what the History Channel is about.

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History Channel is more into pulpy or strange takes than giving straight history nowadays.
 
Actually, Jonah was abducted and held hostage by Spongebob for 3 days. It’s true because I’m going to publish a documentary about it on the History channel.
 
TK421 said:
Actually, Jonah was abducted and held hostage by Spongebob for 3 days. It’s true because I’m going to publish a documentary about it on the History channel.
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Plus you got three witnesses from the internet who were totally there and saw the whole thing.
 
It couldn’t be Spongebob. He’s very sweet and nice.

I think it was Mr. Krabbs and his daughter, Pearl.
 
Margaret_Ann said:
AFAIK, the Resurrection isn’t a minor miracle…
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God created the universe and then created Adam from the dust of the ground. If God can do these things, then every other miracle possibly seems less demanding.

While some miracles might seem easier to accomplish, their meaning can be greater. The resurrection has a profound meaning and is central to our faith.
 
That’s true. Around Christmas and Easter each year they usually show anti Christian programs.
 
For all those who find parts of the Bible hard to believe, The History Channel has now made “Jonah got swallowed by a fish for 3 days” suddenly sound a lot more believable.
 
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The History Channel…
you had one job…and a simple one at that.
 
WA_Catholic said:
Have any of you heard this before? I was watching the History Channel and this show was saying how the fish was actually an extraterrestrial submarine. Has anyone heard this before? Does this have any evidence? I always took the story as non-literal but could this have been what happened. If so what is God trying to convey to us through by saving Jonah with other intelligent creations?
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If Jonah was swallowed by an extraterrestrial submarine it would NOT undermine the moral of the story.

The existence or non-existence of extraterrestrials should not interfere with our Faith. If Jonah was swallowed by a living whale or a submarine doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of what God is teaching us with that particular Scripture.

God Bless
 
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