The hidden secret conspiracy involving the mysteries surrounding Catholicism… finally revealed here!

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The hidden secret conspiracy involving the mysteries surrounding Catholicism… finally revealed here!
Ah Hah… I was right…. If the words “secret”, “conspiracy” or “mysteries revealed” are put into the title of anything… especially anything “Catholic”, people will read it, much like the many works of fiction about Catholicism today. My question is, why? Even worse, many people will believe it….….Why?

Am I wrong? Did you come here to discover the hidden, secret mysteries involving Catholicism? To many outside of Catholicism, the Catholic Church appears mysterious and there are even some who do not view Catholicism as a Christian Religion.

Become a Catholic… and all of the hidden, secret, conspiracies, involving the mysteries surrounding Catholicism… will finally be revealed to you!

I am even willing to divulge the secret Catholic handshake…

Just having a little fun here people…Catholicism is Christianity, no mystery here and in the follow posts I will try to address some of these mysteries. Any questions?
 
Jimmy_B said:
If the words “secret”, “conspiracy” or “mysteries revealed” are put into the title of anything… especially anything “Catholic”, people will read it …] My question is, why?
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Because the words “secret… conspiracy… mystery revealed” naturally arouse a sense of interest in us. We are creatures that want to know the truth (or just want to know what in the world you’re talking about), and those sort of words claim to point us in that direction… whether we should trust them or not is another question.

Mystery solved. 😛
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Am I wrong? Did you come here to discover the hidden, secret mysteries involving Catholicism?
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Uh… nope. No, I didn’t.
I just came here to find out what the heck you were talking about. 🙂
 
OH MY GOSH!

Are you telling me that I’m finally going to find out the mysteries about:
  1. The Catholic Church’s secret plan to remove the Bible from all public hands and convert the entire mass into a secret Catholic pig-latin?
  2. That the Pope is actually the Super Antichrist and has a collection of 12 stuffed poodles that are actually all possessed by demons?
  3. About how the Catholic church is actually much more about ritual than relationship and how Mary is elevated to the status of goddess and that Catholics are actually required to sacrifice ferrets in her honor? (well-kept secret, but I’ve found out! muhah!)
WOW! I can’t wait to read more! 😃

Curious
 
Curious said:
OH MY GOSH!

Are you telling me that I’m finally going to find out the mysteries about:
  1. The Catholic Church’s secret plan to remove the Bible from all public hands and convert the entire mass into a secret Catholic pig-latin?
  2. That the Pope is actually the Super Antichrist and has a collection of 12 stuffed poodles that are actually all possessed by demons?
  3. About how the Catholic church is actually much more about ritual than relationship and how Mary is elevated to the status of goddess and that Catholics are actually required to sacrifice ferrets in her honor? (well-kept secret, but I’ve found out! muhah!)
WOW! I can’t wait to read more! 😃

Curious
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Shhhh…Don’t tell anybody 😃
 
“I am even willing to divulge the secret Catholic handshake…”

LOL

I opened the thread, thinking it was written by a non-Catholic person. I thought there must be some conspiracy I’ve been part of, but didn’t know about. 😉
 
Jimmy_B said:
Ah Hah… I was right…. If the words “secret”, “conspiracy” or “mysteries revealed” are put into the title of anything… especially anything “Catholic”, people will read it, much like the many works of fiction about Catholicism today. My question is, why? Even worse, many people will believe it….….Why?

Am I wrong? Did you come here to discover the hidden, secret mysteries involving Catholicism? To many outside of Catholicism, the Catholic Church appears mysterious and there are even some who do not view Catholicism as a Christian Religion.

No, Jimmy. I always open your threads because they tend to be thought- provoking and entertaining. I always want to see what you’re up to. 😉
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Curious said:
OH MY GOSH!

Are you telling me that I’m finally going to find out the mysteries about:
  1. That the Pope is actually the Super Antichrist and has a collection of 12 stuffed poodles that are actually all possessed by demons?
  2. About how the Catholic church is actually much more about ritual than relationship and how Mary is elevated to the status of goddess and that Catholics are actually required to sacrifice ferrets in her honor? (well-kept secret, but I’ve found out! muhah!)
WOW! I can’t wait to read more! 😃

Curious
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So, that’s what happened to my poodles, and why there is such a world-wide (except for the south) decline of the ferret population!
 
JonNC wrote -
I always want to see what you’re up to. 😉
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Trouble…:rolleyes: That’s what I’m up to…I’ve even got a couple of these -:tsktsk: …and some of these - :mad:, since I’ve been here at CAF but never one of these -:clapping:

:extrahappy:

Peace 🙂
 
I want to know the mysterious secrets of the albino assassination squad! And thought you were going to reveal them! I am now very disappointed.:crying:
 
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