Things I'm looking foward to do at my KIDS house when they are older

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Refuse to eat any sandwich or meat unless it has been cut into bite-sized pieces.
Ask them how many more bites of their food I have to eat before I can leave the table, and them have them count each bite with me.

You can tell, dinner time at my house is fun!
 
Wake up their new baby right after they get him/her to sleep by throwing a fit about my socks feeling weird inside my shoes.
 
Not do anything around the house. And then when I get in trouble for not doing anything, tell them that now I’m not going to do anything.
 
-Walking in one door, leaving it open, and then exit another
-Coming over and turning the TV to This Old House and making them watch stuff the will bore them to tears
-Picking up their cellphone and just start messing with it
-Answering their phone with the words of “What’s up”
-Telling them I am hungry every 5 seconds…even after I just finished a meal

-This one I will do many times, leave the bathroom door open when I have to #1

Aren’t boys the best? lol
 
JillianRose said:
  1. Jumping off their couches Fun
  2. Stand on their counter tops to reach foodmy kids would not mind
  3. Clog their toilets with massive amounts of toilet papersAnd a washcloth
  4. Color on their wallsCareful they will emply you to paint
  5. Lick the frosting off their pastriesWhy is there anything other than frosting on anything…
  6. Pee in their Back yards.Heck, I do that now when I let the dog out in the middle of the night.:o
  7. Don’t flush the toiletif it is yellow…let it mellow!
  8. Spill milk in the car and don’t tell them until they smell in 6 months laterYou will be old. It wont be milk it will be Ensure.
  9. Lay all over the Pew at church during mass and ask them to carry me.( I might do that now)make odd noises and random sounds in the middle of the Mass…
  10. Draw all over their important paper work.Or shred it to make a bed for a stuffed animal.
Okay, This is just a joke so don’t get your rosary in a knot. What would you add to the List?

Happy Easter,
Jill
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Add to the list.
Take off my depends and get it all over one of their rooms.
Puke on them.
Cry
Complain about their siblings
have them make 4 different dinners and make them throw all of them away.
Run up a huge bill at restaurants.
Randomly throw stuff in their shopping carts and then get in the cart and sit on everything.

Go up to them out of the blue and tell them I love them and give them a hug so big I shake.🙂
 
Well, people, I actually DID get even once. My daughter and her husband, when they were first married, were inconsiderate house guests when they came home to visit. I kept hoping they would grow up a bit, but they didn’t. So one weekend we went to visit them and I did everything i said I was gonna do. I left all the lights on, I left my dirty plates and glasses all over the house. I took 20 minute showers and left the wet towels all over the bedroom floor. I never picked up a single piece of clothing. I turned the TV on and left it blaring. I never did a dish or offered to help with a meal.

I did not allow myself to feel guilty, in fact I was quite pleased with myself.

And they got the hint. Not 100 percent, but about 75 percent improvement in their habits.

It was rather fun:D
 
CB_Catholic said:
Well, people, I actually DID get even once. My daughter and her husband, when they were first married, were inconsiderate house guests when they came home to visit. I kept hoping they would grow up a bit, but they didn’t. So one weekend we went to visit them and I did everything i said I was gonna do. I left all the lights on, I left my dirty plates and glasses all over the house. I took 20 minute showers and left the wet towels all over the bedroom floor. I never picked up a single piece of clothing. I turned the TV on and left it blaring. I never did a dish or offered to help with a meal.

I did not allow myself to feel guilty, in fact I was quite pleased with myself.

And they got the hint. Not 100 percent, but about 75 percent improvement in their habits.

It was rather fun:D
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LOL
 
CB_Catholic said:
Well, people, I actually DID get even once. My daughter and her husband, when they were first married, were inconsiderate house guests when they came home to visit. I kept hoping they would grow up a bit, but they didn’t. So one weekend we went to visit them and I did everything i said I was gonna do. I left all the lights on, I left my dirty plates and glasses all over the house. I took 20 minute showers and left the wet towels all over the bedroom floor. I never picked up a single piece of clothing. I turned the TV on and left it blaring. I never did a dish or offered to help with a meal.

I did not allow myself to feel guilty, in fact I was quite pleased with myself.

And they got the hint. Not 100 percent, but about 75 percent improvement in their habits.

It was rather fun:D
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CB_Catholic said:
Well, people, I actually DID get even once. My daughter and her husband, when they were first married, were inconsiderate house guests when they came home to visit. I kept hoping they would grow up a bit, but they didn’t. So one weekend we went to visit them and I did everything i said I was gonna do. I left all the lights on, I left my dirty plates and glasses all over the house. I took 20 minute showers and left the wet towels all over the bedroom floor. I never picked up a single piece of clothing. I turned the TV on and left it blaring. I never did a dish or offered to help with a meal.

I did not allow myself to feel guilty, in fact I was quite pleased with myself.

And they got the hint. Not 100 percent, but about 75 percent improvement in their habits.

It was rather fun:D
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Risky though.

If my mom did that to me, I’d NEVER visit her again.
 
THis sounds like my mom when I was a kid. She used to say this kind of stuff all the time when I was a kid.

😃
 
-sing at Mass when everyone else is praying.
-Tell Fr that I have to go poop
-put hair dye on their family dog :eek:
-Tell their boss that they fart :o
 
Stand right at her elbow when she’s on the phone and yell “Chrispie! Chrispie! Chrispie!” And when she tells me to hush because she’s on the phone I’ll cry. :crying:
 
This one really depends on if ny 6 yr old daughter marries a military man. If she does, I will tell her husband in the loudest voice possible, in the middle of a busy airport, in front of his entire platoon, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this. I promise that this time while you are gone NOBODY will sleep with C! I’ll make sure of that.”
And just like she did earlier this week, I won’t mention that it’s her kids that always hop in bed while Daddy’s gone. I’ll just let that info slide…😃
 
Borrowing their tools and not returning them.
Taking all their hardback books and making a fort.
Digging up their backyards and burying my toys:D
Using their toilet and not flushing:eek:
Telling them either my bother or my sister did it.:cool:
 
JillianRose said:
  1. Jumping off their couches
  2. Stand on their counter tops to reach food
  3. Clog their toilets with massive amounts of toilet papers
  4. Color on their walls
  5. Lick the frosting off their pastries
  6. Pee in their Back yards.
  7. Don’t flush the toilet
  8. Spill milk in the car and don’t tell them until they smell in 6 months later
  9. Lay all over the Pew at church during mass and ask them to carry me.( I might do that now)
  10. Draw all over their important paper work.
Okay, This is just a joke so don’t get your rosary in a knot. What would you add to the List?

Hopefully have some beautiful Grand Babies to play with!

Happy Easter,
Jill
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CatholicServant:
Oops!! my comment didn’t attach I guess. I was saying I hope to have some beautiful grand babies to play with!
 
7armyrugrats said:
Pee on their toilet seat and not wipe it off…I have 5 boys
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I spent years telling my son that as soon as he has a place of his own I’m going to come over and pee all over his toilet seat and bathroom floor. He finally caught on.

I still plan on going to his place and eating all his leftovers and every snack in his pantry, then sneaking out with all his good canned goods.
 
Allegra said:
Insinuate myself in front of the refrigerator whenever they open the door and refuse to move out of the way until they literally have to put down what they took out and pull me out so they can close the door.
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Or how about when they don’t know what they want to eat, but think if they keep opening the fridge and staring as if something new will appear.
 
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