Even more so since you claim, “It’s all Greek to me,” and Latin is the “official” language of the Church. I don’t think that any Church doctrines are written in Greek, but I stand to be corrected.
Now this is totally irrelevant, but my little remark about religion is simply a pun, a play on words. Pallas Athene was the Greek goddess of wisdom. And a very large portion of the New Testament was written in Greek, so many people refer to it as the “Greek Testament”, so we have another “leg” for the pun. I simply mean that I cannot comprehend how can people still be religious (no matter what flavor they subscribe to).
I am not clear why omniscience (defined as having knowledge without constraints) or omnipotence (defined as having power without constraints) are so puzzling.
Not “puzzling”, vague to the point of being meaningless. Originally, when these expressions were coined “omnipotence” was taken literally, to mean that an omnipotent being can do anything and everything. This literal meaning was abandoned, when people realized that “everything” would include logical impossibilities. So now the meaning is “toned down”, some people even prefer the word “maxipotence”, and say that it means everything
that can be done. Now that is also useless, since it simply pushed the problem “back”, but not being able to define “what can be done”.
A similar problem occurs with the concept of “omniscience”. Literally it means “to know everything”. But that is nonsense. How can one “know” something that does not exist? Let’s use a simple example. Right now there is no book on my desk. The question: “what is the title of the book, which does not exist on my desk?” is lunacy. So the usual attempt to avoid this problem is “to water down” omniscience and say “to know everything
that can be known”. Same problem as with omnipotence. Without enumerating what can be known and what cannot be known we have an empty definition.
An even more bizarre example. Some people (Molinists) assert the idea of “middle knowledge”, saying that God not only knows what exists, but also what does not exist but could exist. To these I present this question: “What is the title of the book which was never written, since the possible author was never born?”. Of course no answer is forthcoming.
Conclusion: there is no acceptable definition of the Omni-max attributes. It is all hand waving, and hoping that no street urchin will come by and declare: “the emperor has no clothes!”.
How lucky PRmerger is that she has a child prodigy who can understand the not very simple reasoning presented here… or maybe she is just deluded.

Poor mother.