# Was Jesus deliberately ambiguous? #

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joe370 said:
Soc, you said:

**Here, take my seat and i’ll sit at your feet.
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What are you talking about?
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Let me spell it out for you: Think of this fantasy–you, me, Pax, Ut, FH, and the rest of the guys watching a boxing match on TV–as something like a parable. It’s a fictional story, sure. But it has a real truth behind it.
 
The truth behind it is this:

I used to be like Evangelical Ed.

I’m thinking of becoming like Catholic Carl.
 
And what really gets me pumped, Joe, is this:

It all comes down to one thing–a conspiracy theory.

Protestants claim it’s an historical fact that demonic powers deceived the Catholic Church into becoming apostate. Catholics say it’s an unfounded fictional tale that Protestants dreamed up.

This virtual boxing match, Joe, is about that. It’s a metaphor for the battle that has been waging within me–between who i used to be and who i struggle to become. It all comes down to this one, last, fight. If Ed wins, i’m back to being an Evangelical. If Carl wins, i’m back to being a Catholic, which i have not been for a very long time.

So i’m done asking questions. I’m done fighting it out with Catholics and Protestants. I’ll let Ed and Carl do the fighting for me. And the winner takes all.
 
Now are you going to watch the fight with us, or not? If you are, pass me a Heine!

🙂
 
Don’t look at me like that, Joe. I’m talking about the beer, not your arse!

(I might be crazy, but i’m sure as shine-o-la not gay!)

:rolleyes:
 
I thought you were going nuts. 😛

Good to see you are still among us earthlings.

Let the battle begin. Pass me the Killkenney. 🙂

Ut

P.S. Whoever wins the fight, this at least is true. You’ve done your homework. 🙂 Although if you are serious about the conspiracy theory question, I think you’ll find that you have to get deeper into historical questions instead of strictly logical ones.
 
THIS IS POST 1465 …

It was in Oct 31, 1517 the Augustinian Monk Martin Luther posted his feces, or was that theses on that Wittenburg Door. THAT’S ONLY a short 52 posts away!! Maybe then we’ll get some action – Quoting that famous line of Apollo Creed … DING DING!!

now pass the Sam Adams.

MonFrere
 
And we got wings too!

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Socrates4Jesus;5900291]And what really gets me pumped, Joe, is this:

It all comes down to one thing–a conspiracy theory.

Protestants claim it’s an historical fact that demonic powers deceived the Catholic Church into becoming apostate. Catholics say it’s an unfounded fictional tale that Protestants dreamed up.

**If the demonic powers deceived the Catholic Church into becoming apostate, then you might as well give up. If Jesus can’t do what he promised then he can’t save you or me. If the CC failed, Jesus failed - period. Soc, did Jesus fail?
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This virtual boxing match, Joe, is about that. It’s a metaphor for the battle that has been waging within me–between who i used to be and who i struggle to become. It all comes down to this one, last, fight. If Ed wins, i’m back to being an Evangelical. If Carl wins, i’m back to being a Catholic, which i have not been for a very long time.

**Good luck Carl… **

So i’m done asking questions. I’m done fighting it out with Catholics and Protestants. I’ll let Ed and Carl do the fighting for me. And the winner takes all.

**Good luck fighting it out Soc. At least you admitted that the Catholic church was built by Jesus Christ. If you can just convince your alter ego, Ed, then you are home sweet home. **
 
Soc, why the attraction to Socrates, who is an enigmatic figure known only through the classical accounts of his students, who are unknown? :confused::confused::confused:

GO…
 
joe370 said:
Soc, why the attraction to Socrates, who is an enigmatic figure known only through the classical accounts of his students, who are unknown? :confused::confused::confused:

GO…
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Aw, cwap! This isn’t a twist-off cap! FH, toss me the bottle opener.

Well, Joe, i met Jesus before i met Socrates. Jesus taught me to love Truth and *where *to find it. Socrates taught me love Truth, too, and also *how *to find it.

🙂

**Thanks, FH!

👍
**
(Pop. Fizzz.)

**Double cwap! Whose been juggling the beer bottles? FH, will you toss me the towel, too?

**:juggle:
 
utunumsint said:
I thought you were going nuts. 😛

Good to see you are still among us earthlings.

Let the battle begin. Pass me the Killkenney. 🙂

Ut

P.S. Whoever wins the fight, this at least is true. You’ve done your homework. 🙂 Although if you are serious about the conspiracy theory question, I think you’ll find that you have to get deeper into historical questions instead of strictly logical ones.
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You’ve got it! Here, catch!

And i think you’re right, Ut. I mean, Eddie looks lean and mean and has some good moves, but he hasn’t been fighting as long as your man Carl. What Carl lacks in brawn he might make up for in brains and experience. It’s gonna be a great fight!

🎉
 
fhansen said:
Wait a minute!!!*** Pleeease!***
Is there any MGD in the house???
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Sure! in the kitchen. And don’t forget to grab a towel for me when you’re in there. If i leave this spill on our new carpet, my wife will freak!
 
MonFrere said:
THIS IS POST 1465 …

It was in Oct 31, 1517 the Augustinian Monk Martin Luther posted his feces, or was that theses on that Wittenburg Door. THAT’S ONLY a short 52 posts away!! Maybe then we’ll get some action – Quoting that famous line of Apollo Creed … DING DING!!

now pass the Sam Adams.

MonFrere
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You’re a little over confident there, Mon! You don’t think Carl will KO in the first round, do you?

😃
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FH, while you’re in the kitchen, grab Mon a Sammie, will ya’?**
 
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