The “truths” which it goes on to enumerate are in fact “self-evidently” false. Man is not necessarily born free, as the slaves of some of the Founding Fathers could testify;
The Declaration isn’t talking about one’s legal status when born, though. It’s talking about how we are created by God:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal
Is this not what the Bible teaches? We are all created in God’s image == equally. Our natures are the same. You do not have any more inherent dignity or worth than I do and vice versa. One’s legal status as a slave does not make one a lesser creation. In God’s eye, there is no difference between the master and the slave, the rich and the poor.
nor is man’s right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness unalienable (just ask the guys on death row if their right to these things has been alienated or not.)
As a person, you have the right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but you don’t have the right to violate other people’s rights. Those rights can be taken by the government (after due process) in order to protect the rights of other people. This is part of the government’s biblical responsibility to restrain evil. If you are on death row, its because you’ve been found guilty of murder, and murder violates divine law.
The grievances of the revolutionaries were imaginary.
What was imaginary? Keeping standing armies in the colonies in time of peace? Holding mock trials for British soldiers accused of murdering colonists instead of letting them be tried in colonial courts? Taxation without representation? The creation of courts without juries? Trying to make corrupt the judges? Using patronage to corrupt colonial politics? The British attempts to disrupt colonial legislatures so that necessary local laws could not be passed?
All of that stuff happened. You can say it wasn’t a big deal, but I’d disagree with you.
If you were the colonists facing a future in which a Parliament thousands of miles a way claimed absolute power over you, these abuses would look intolerable. No one wants to live under a government that claims unlimited and arbitrary power where there is no rule of law. At least in Britain, the people had the rule of law. In America, they wouldn’t even have that because Parliament claimed that its power over the colonies was unlimited. The Americans would have had to live in fear and uncertainty every day completely at Parliament’s mercy.
I really don’t understand why conservative Americans are so proud of it. It was a total violation of conservative
American conservatism is not the same as European conservatism. US conservatives are trying to conserve the principles of the American Revolution, which was essentially classical liberalism.
Therefore, modern American conservatism is classical liberalism. Modern American liberalism is more accurately called progressivism or social liberalism.