What's the craziest Anti-Catholic whopper you've ever heard?

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**I hope this isn’t an addiction.**By the way, Orange Knight, when I think of Orange Knight the Protestants of northern Ireland come to mind. Sorry about that. Now, in that part of Ireland you have had some crazied bigots, both Protestants and Catholics. My late father-in-law was from County Donegal, a devout Catholic, and an avid IRA sympathizer. Thank God the situation there seems to have improved recently. Religion can be such a fomenter of hatred when Christ commanded us to love instead.
So, shall I assume that you are unable to answer the question that I posed to you? I’ll re-post them here for ease of finding. Because as much as I appreciate a good non sequitur or ad hominem, I’d prefer to stay on this off-topic.
Since Christ is filled with compassion I’m sure he won’t hold a grudge against Protestants, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, etc., because of their religion. …] This tells me that Jesus isn’t that interested in our theology but in our faith in him and our conduct toward one another.
Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Muslims, and all other non-Christians DON’T have faith in Jesus. Mere benevolent conduct towards others isn’t enough to merit paradise. The Bible is very explicit that we can’t merely work our way into Heaven. Not to mention that the views that you express here are unheard of in the 1.5 millennia of Christianity.
That’s all I have time for. I suspect that you will want to quibble some more, but I’m not interested. I am for a ‘big tent’ Christianity where different viewpoints are respected. I am against a tight system of doctrine that takes away substantially from our freedom of inquiry and of thought.
So, where does the line get drawn? How far may one take this idea of “different viewpoints”? The authority of the Church? The nature of the sacraments? The divinity of Christ? The existence of Heaven and Hell?

And then, of course, why should the line be drawn there? How do you know?

Sam, the Neon Orange Knight
 
Here was his comment…
“The largest collection of books in the world on the subject of sex is in the Vatican library.”

biblebb.com/files/MAC/catholicscandal.htm

Boettner was quoting Dr. Alfred Kinsey, who ibelieve at one time was a catholic theoloian.
The transcription on the link you provided is not accurate. Listen to the tape.
On the tape he says that the Vatican has the largest library of "pornography" in the world.
AMAZING how the transccription would be doctored like that.

He uses the word “disgusting” referring to thepracticers of priests on the tape - yet the word is found nowhere on the transcription. I wonder why.

This guy is a liar of the worst sort. The fact that he even quotes Lorraine Boettner to make his points is laughable. Boettner’s book Roman Catholicism is about the most debunked publication in history.

As for Kinsey - WHY would you refer to Alfred Kinsey as a "Catholic Theologian"??
He was brought up Methodist and later turned away from it.
 
The worst I’ve heard is “But the the Church is against like, abortion and s**t.” Now, imagine a dumb six foot three jock saying that with a dumb, blank expression. Though, a friend told me that the Church is “so last year” but he does agree with every social teaching the RCC has, so he’s not really an anti-Catholic, just a Protestant who disagrees with the Church on some issues.
Kind of like Nancy Pelosi. Tells the Bishops they can’t tell people to vote pro-life, but then tells them to preach for immigration reform. :rolleyes: Um, you can’t have it both ways, Nancy! It’s all: morals and social justice, or nothing.

In Christ,

Ellen
 
What?!?!?!?!
I don’t have a basement or a Gun!!!

I’m a Bad Catholic!
😦
:bighanky:
Yeah, me too - I live in an upstairs apartment, and they don’t let us keep guns, around here. :eek:
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Anyone ever read the Jesuit Secret Oath?
People. Believe. This.
:ehh: :ouch: :dts: :doh2: :bigyikes:
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Glad you reminded me of this.
The price for leaving your guns in my cellar just went down to ONE can of 9-Lives per annum. Just be sure it has gravy in it. Lily is a reall pill when it comes to her gravy.
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Boettner was quoting Dr. Alfred Kinsey, who ibelieve at one time was a catholic theoloian.
Nope, he wasn’t. He was, however, of Christian (Methodist) origins: his father was known as one of the most devout members of the local Methodist church and as a result most of Kinsey’s social interactions were with other members of the church, often merely as a silent observer while his parents discussed religion with other similarly devout adults.
 
It’s an egregious argument. I heard somewhere that the anti-Christ won’t actually believe in Jesus, so it’s impossible for it to be the Pope
Well, according to St. John:

Who is the liar but he who is denying that Jesus is the Christ? This is the antichrist, who is denying the Father and the Son; everyone who is denying the Son has not the Father; one who is acknowledging the Son has the Father also.
 
Somehow this smells of another idiot from the Sex-is-Bad brand of fundamentalism. :rolleyes:
Sounds like it was just a snarky comment from MacArthur designed to get a few chuckles from his audience.
If he’s serious, I’d love to ask him for documentation.
 
Biggest whopper I’ve heard?

That Vlad the Impaler was either a Pope or somewhat related to one. Consequently, the Eucharist (body and blood) are vampiric sacrifices or some such blood worship all leading up somehow to a future Pope being the anti-Christ.

There’s a million variations on that one too.
In the History Channel doc I watched (I know, I know:rolleyes:) it said Vlad the Impaler is a national hero in Romainia and considered to be a defender of the Faith.
Never heard he was related to the Pope.
I think Bela Lugosi was Catholic.😃
 
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I live in UK and they don’t like guns here. Does that make me less Catholic? I am very worried. I don’t have a basement either. :eek:

However, I have a veritable army of Catholic cats in my neighbourhood. I live next door to a Baptist church. My parish priest came to bless my house and he blessed them too; some intentionally and some by accident. The holy water was very wet that day. They were just appearing out of the blue. I live in a Franciscan parish. Could it be that these cats are forming some kind of underground group with the Franciscans and through them to the Jesuits?
 
I live in UK and they don’t like guns here. Does that make me less Catholic? I am very worried. I don’t have a basement either. :eek:

However, I have a veritable army of Catholic cats in my neighbourhood. I live next door to a Baptist church. My parish priest came to bless my house and he blessed them too; some intentionally and some by accident. The holy water was very wet that day. They were just appearing out of the blue. I live in a Franciscan parish. Could it be that these cats are forming some kind of underground group with the Franciscans and through them to the Jesuits?
Having owned (or been owned by) several cats in my life, I came to the conclusion a long time ago that they were Jesuit spies. 😉
 
When I was growing up, my mom taught me that Catholic Church was so desperate for converts that all you had to do was present yourself to a priest, say, “I want to be Catholic” and he would immediately make the sign of the cross over you, and say “Domine, Domine, Domine, you’re a Catholic now.”, and that would be it.

In reality, it took about 2 years.
 
I live in UK and they don’t like guns here. Does that make me less Catholic? I am very worried. I don’t have a basement either. :eek:

However, I have a veritable army of Catholic cats in my neighbourhood. I live next door to a Baptist church. My parish priest came to bless my house and he blessed them too; some intentionally and some by accident. The holy water was very wet that day. They were just appearing out of the blue. I live in a Franciscan parish. Could it be that these cats are forming some kind of underground group with the Franciscans and through them to the Jesuits?
In lieu of a basement I believe that a dispensation can be given for an attic or other headspace within a dwelling.👍
 
It’s an egregious argument. I heard somewhere that the anti-Christ won’t actually believe in Jesus, so it’s impossible for it to be the Pope
Alexander Solzhenitsyn gave the inciteful comment that the Antichrist believes in God, but prefers himself. (As Satan believes in God, but eternally prefers himself.)
 
I live in a Franciscan parish. Could it be that these cats are forming some kind of underground group with the Franciscans and through them to the Jesuits?
No, it’s because you’re actually a witch. You see, according to the infallible Jack Chick, Catholics, witches, and all other religions are part of a NWO conspiracy to take over the world. :whacky:

You see your memories are repressed but with a certain magical device, those memories will be released and you will take up your true form, mwahahahahah!! 8D
 
No, it’s because you’re actually a witch. You see, according to the infallible Jack Chick, Catholics, witches, and all other religions are part of a NWO conspiracy to take over the world. :whacky:

You see your memories are repressed but with a certain magical device, those memories will be released and you will take up your true form, mwahahahahah!! 8D
I thought so. I know that I would have been burnt as a witch. I can’t help it. Cats love me; especially black ones.
 
When I converted I had a relative ask me if I had left my salvation in the protestant church. I forget what I said, but I gave him a very Catholic answer and I somehow was able to satisfy him enough to shut him up! 😃
 
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