What's the craziest Anti-Catholic whopper you've ever heard?

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rainy64 said:
There’s a wild guy on you tube hitting statues of Mary with a hammer in his “church.”

Crazy guy! youtube.com/watch?v=PrPrbdonJ68 Takes a hammer to a statue of Mary and …well watch it. For some reason he thinks Catholics worship ceramic statues.:mad::confused:

His sarcasm…he thinks he’s Hezakiah?

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I’m not even going to bother clicking the YT link. Why give him more hits than he deserves?
One poster mentioned psychosis. I think it goes well beyond that. It is demonic. Satan hates our Blessed Mother and will use deluded people like that to blaspheme.
 
This: That Catholics weren’t Christian.

I heard this one (believe it or not) when I was in the first grade. This classmate of mine asked me if I was a Christian. I said I was Catholic.

“You’re not a Christian,” he said, “you only pray to Mary, not to Jesus.”

So, when I got home, I asked my grandfather about it. He’s the expert on it, since he was an altar boy (back when the Mass was still in Latin), Knight of Columbus, member of the Legion of Mary and the Cursillo movement. His answer was something like this:

“Are you kidding me? We don’t pray to Jesus?”

And then he gave me my first lessons in Religion: the significance of the Sign of the Cross. I learned it in Latin first, way before I learned how it went in English.

Needless to say, I learned to love the Church more after that incident.
 
I didn’t watch the tape (I have dial-up), but I did read the caption on the bottom:

“I couldn’t find a statue of Mary for free so…”

Nothing like a:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: stingy psychotic.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Sheesh.🤷 Some people. 🤷
 
There are lots of Protestants now who claim themselves to be prophet or prophetess, and they preach the power of “prophecy” which seem like somekind of psychic activities. You should also watch the those Protestant channels where they sell these “blessed oil” or “Protestant holy water” as healing powers. Talk about hypocrypsy.
 
Maybe it’s already been posted, but the lamest lulu anti-catholic whopper I’ve read is that the Catholics are cannibals since they ‘feast on the flesh and blood of Christ.’ :rolleyes::rolleyes:😛
 
gurneyhalleck1 said:
Maybe it’s already been posted, but the lamest lulu anti-catholic whopper I’ve read is that the Catholics are cannibals since they ‘feast on the flesh and blood of Christ.’ :rolleyes::rolleyes:😛
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If we’re cannibals, then we are correct in saying the Eucharist is the Body & Blood of Christ! And the “accusers” are admitting it! Because if it isn’t, we aren’t. 😉
 
They know virtually nothing about history, except: “Jesus wrote the King James Bible in 1611.” :hypno: 😃

 
rainy64 said:
There’s a wild guy on you tube hitting statues of Mary with a hammer in his “church.”

Crazy guy! youtube.com/watch?v=PrPrbdonJ68 Takes a hammer to a statue of Mary and …well watch it. For some reason he thinks Catholics worship ceramic statues.:mad::confused:

His sarcasm…he thinks he’s Hezakiah?

Rainy
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For the first time in my life, I’m tempted to say something racist.
 
Jimmy Akin’s blog. I don’t know the particular school where the mural is located, but the historical revisionism in the mural is rampant in Protestantism. Jesus gave us His Catholic Church from which the Bible proceeds. Jesus didn’t go around passing out copies of machine printed and bound Bibles…
 
I’m more of a observer than regular poster, but here is the craziest whopper: “Catholics are not Christians.”😦 This statement angers me (part of my family is Catholic, so I take this personally). I can remember arguring with fellow non-Catholics why it not only doesn’t make any religious sense, but it is also a logically unsound statement. Just my two cents.

Now for something less serious: I remember reading online that the Catholic Church had created vaccines and mind control techniques.:eek:

-Mike
 
Hi, Bonnie,

Are you trying to use logic with someone who thinks of us as cannibals… :eek:

I don’t think it is going to work.

God bless
Bonnie said:
If we’re cannibals, then we are correct in saying the Eucharist is the Body & Blood of Christ! And the “accusers” are admitting it! Because if it isn’t, we aren’t. 😉
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1holycatholic said:
They know virtually nothing about history, except: “Jesus wrote the King James Bible in 1611.” :hypno: 😃

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I think it must be illustrating this Gospel passage - the lost verses of the Gospel of Matthew supressed by those darn old Catholics in their Bible but which a couple of true, Bible-believing Christians preserved :rolleyes::

And it came to pass, that Jesus and his disciples were walking along the Sea of Galilee. And they asked him, saying, Lord, what shall we do when thou art taken from us?
And He spake unto them, saying, Fear ye not, but trust the Lord your God.
And straightaway he raiseth his arms up to heaven in thanksgiving and saith, I thank thee, Abba, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, and I implore thee that thou helpest these poor followers of mine, and give thee unto them that precious book of thine which they shall solely need for their justification.
And no sooner had He said thus, there came a book from the heaven and dropped unto the hands of Jesus. And lo, the front and the back of the book is exceeding red as unto blood, being covered with skins, and is exceeding thick as a stone, and it was written in large, thick letters of black ink, and on the front of it was graven thus in letters of gold: THE HOLIE BIBLE, AUTHORISED KYNGE JAMES VERSION. And below them was graven a number: a thousand six-hundred and eleven.
And He spake unto them, saying, Take ye, distribute amongst yourselves: this is the inspired and infallible word of my Father, which is printed for you. This read in remembrance of me.
And straightaway the disciples taketh the book from the hands of the Lord, and they wondered greatly who James was. James the son of Zebedee and James of Alpheus denied that it be them, and they pursued the matter not further. But they said thus amongst themselves: We should not worry about such small things, for verily, the Lord hath turned his face unto us, giving unto us his holy word.
And they cried out, saying, Praise and glory and honour be unto God, for he hath granted us salvation and justification through his word.
Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee, into a mountain where Jesus had appointed them. And when they saw him, they worshipped him: but some doubted.
And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth. Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
Then they went and preached unto the Gentiles as the Lord commanded unto them, copying and printing and distributing and delivering that holy God-breathed Scriptures in the version of James the King, which alone is sufficient for their growing in righteousness and alone is the only infallible rule of faith, and which hath but threescore and six books. To our God be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.

Here endeth the Lesson.

To be more serious: why is Jesus so tall in that mural? Was He on stilts?
 
I personally love the claim that logic proves the truthfulness of the King James Bible. That logic being…because mom used it? I seriously don’t see where absolute logic somehow proves the King James Bible. The man’s reasoning seems to be that because a bunch of people have used it in the past, it is an infallible translation. Oh my, well then I guess we can throw away all those other popular translations that have been used throughout time. I mean seriously, screw Douay-Rheims. It’s never been widely used by many people. :rolleyes:
 
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